Hey guys - Merry Christmas, if that's your thing. Last year I published a free story on Christmas and I decided to do it again this year. You'll find this one over at GSS too. Thanks so much for all your support! There'll be one more story in a few days, and then the last chapter of 'Catch of the Day' for Horny Himbo subscribers on the 31st.
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This all happened about six months ago.
It started on the internet, like...
2022-12-25 10:15:56 +0000 UTC
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My name’s Jackson. I live for Monday night. That’s open mic night.
I’m a guitarist, and I’m pretty good. Maybe too good to be playing at an open mic. But hey, it’s my community, y’know? I’ve been going there for years, only skipping the occasional week to go visit family or take a quick trip to Mexico.
I started playing at the mic when I was eighteen. Back then I really sucked at guitar, but it’s a supportive room and I met a bunch of friends who also kinda sucked....
2022-12-22 18:30:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys - a couple days ago I posted 'Never Trust a Genie', and I totally forgot to hit the 'charge for this post' option, so that one was a freebie. My fault – I'm spending time with a new friend lately, and I think he literally fucked my brains out that night.
Anyway, in the interest of having two paid posts for the Patreon this month, I pulled this from my drafts folder and cleaned it up a little tonight. Hope you enjoy!
-D
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2022-12-01 07:29:18 +0000 UTC
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Nate was drenched in sweat, his thin body working hard as he pounded his lover’s ass. His cock was hard between Connor’s cheeks and the two men were gasping for air. Connor was doing his best to be quiet, a pillow muffling most of his ecstatic screams.
“I love your cock so much,” Connor moaned. “Oh my god, I just love your cock so much.”
Nate grinned. He loved Connor’s ass too, though he never needed to scream it out in quite the same way. Instead Nate gushed over it...
2022-12-01 04:27:29 +0000 UTC
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You probably hated me in college. I was the kind of guy who wore a sharp suit, kept a tight haircut, and always acted like every deadline was the end of the world. To be honest, not much has changed.
I was climbing the corporate ladder fast. Only twenty-seven, and I was managing a team of fifteen people. My boss said it was a matter of time before I made VP of Marketing.
I’m not that easy to work with, but my assistant Marissa kicks ass and helps keep everyone happy. She knocked...
2022-11-30 22:06:08 +0000 UTC
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The gym seems to come naturally to some guys, but for me it’s always been a struggle.
I’m skinny. I’m a nerd. I’m a gay guy. Pick a reason, I’ve got excuses coming from every direction. No matter which way you slice it, I’m not cut out to lift weights.
Not to mention it’s seriously intimidating. The free weight area is full of all these hot meatheads who seem like they’re running on intuition. Meanwhile I’m walking around the gym and picking whichever machines ar...
2022-11-28 03:25:49 +0000 UTC
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TWO YEARS AGO
Travis was sleeping late as usual. It didn’t matter. There were no clocks in the cabin. No phone, no internet, just a crackling radio. Alex and Travis wanted to be as isolated as possible, even if they could still hear the buzzing of eight billion minds.
It was easier from a distance. They’d grown up in a small town, just three hundred people, mostly farmers. Their Dad had run the drugstore until he died, and their Mom was retired, just sitting a...
2022-11-01 05:54:19 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the thing with gay guys. We’ve got this image in media, like we’re all fashion icons or big buff guys. My reality is far more mundane. I stay home and make supper. I watch Netflix with my boyfriend. I wear a lot of hoodies.
Even my sex life is kinda dull. Blowjobs and handjobs and anal on his birthday. Jack and I were trying to spice it up a bit – that’s how we ended up talking about our kinks.
“Okay... I’ll go first,” I said. We both had our second glass of...
2022-10-29 20:36:17 +0000 UTC
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My name is Josh O’Connor, and I’ve got an addiction.
I wish it was sex or drugs or gambling. At least when you do that kind of stuff, your friends all want you to get better. Me, I’m obsessed with the news. I can’t go ten minutes without refreshing Twitter or checking out my news app or turning on the radio. It’s making me stressed and anxious, and I know it’s doing the same to you.
How do I know? Well, I read this article where they talked about rising stress in socie...
2022-10-28 21:38:44 +0000 UTC
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It’s been a long time since I’ve posted a new chapter of Catch of the Day, but y’all overwhelmingly voted for me to finish this story as my next ‘Horny Himbo’ level project. I’m stoked for the opportunity!
If you haven’t read “Catch of the Day” yet, I’d encourage you to start with the first six chapters which I posted on Gay Spiral Stories. You can find that series at https://www.ga...
2022-10-01 00:28:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys - this one really got away from me
2022-09-30 06:50:05 +0000 UTC
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Our university is so stupid. I’m a civil engineering major, and so’s my buddy Jonathan, but for some reason we have to take a bunch of dumb liberal arts classes. So what if they’re easy – they’re also a waste of time.
We signed up for ‘Art Appreciation 101’ thinking it would just be a bunch of boring lectures. It turns out that the professor expected us to go to a museum and then we’re supposed to create our own art project.
Of course we kept putting it off.
...
2022-09-26 20:03:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys - this doesn't quite fit the mold of the Patreon, so I'm releasing this one for free here and on GSS. I hope y'all enjoy it! Lots more stories coming in the next few days as I put the finishing touches on 'em.
-D
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Dan was practically vibrating with excitement. He was waiting at the airport, pacing between the ticket desk and the baggage carousel. Jason’s plane had been delayed by almost two hours, and Dan w...
2022-09-22 23:46:27 +0000 UTC
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Sam grabbed the sides of the tube and pulled himself upright. He’d grown massive during his transformation – Sam always had wide shoulders, but now he could barely squeeze through the opening and sit up.
“Whoa...” Sam rumbled, giving his head a slow shake. “I feel... shit bro, everything feels like... super fuckin’ weird.”
I could see why. When Sam had entered the building, he’d been an attractive college professor. The kind of guy that undergrads crush on. But the...
2022-08-31 23:10:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks -
It's been a dream to write for you this past year.
I’m going to be releasing the last chapter of The Himbo Machine in a few days, and it’s got me thinking about what’s next for this Patreon. I’m planning to keep the current structure — two stories a month, with something special for y’all on the Horny Himbo tier.
I‘ve got a few ideas, and I wanted to get some votes to help me make the choic...
2022-08-26 20:34:52 +0000 UTC
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Lacy was dating three different men, and she wasn’t subtle. Some nights she’d line them up, one date after another. Dinner with Luke, drinks with Marco, and dancing with Blake. She called it multi-tasking.
All three of the guys claimed they were cool with it. They crossed paths routinely. They’d even swapped numbers. But every time Blake saw Luke or Marco take her away, jealousy surged inside of him.
Lacy was hot and all, but Blake wasn’t sure she was worth sharing. He sus...
2022-08-25 22:21:51 +0000 UTC
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Corey was trudging home after a long day at the office. More like ANOTHER long day at the office in a seemingly interminable series of long days. He'd gotten into tech because it sounded easy – comfy chairs and air conditioning – but reality was proving more stressful.
Thank god is was Friday. He was ready to sedate himself with a hot shower, an extra large pizza, and a Star Trek marathon.
Corey felt safely anonymous, kitted out like every other techie in San Francisco. A blac...
2022-08-21 22:13:37 +0000 UTC
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I dropped a springroll back on my plate and stared at the phone. It was buzzing on the table, vibrating like the end of the world.
The call display just said “SAM”.
“Shit...” Eddie chuckled. “I don’t suppose you know another Sam, huh? Like you’ve sucked a lotta cock bro, maybe it’s just some dude looking for seconds.”
“No luck,” I grimaced. “There’s only one Sam... and I have a feeling he’s not going to voicemail.”
The inventor of the himb...
2022-07-29 00:28:50 +0000 UTC
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I hate my boss. I guess a lot of us probably do, but mine is worse than average.
His name’s Peter and he’s a micro-managing bully. We just got back into the office after the pandemic and he’s already reverted back to his old tricks of shouting at subordinates and standing behind people while they work. Just cause he calls me ‘buddy’, that doesn’t mean he’s okay. I worked remote for two years, but this jerk thinks I can’t write an email without direct supervision.
I...
2022-07-24 05:11:15 +0000 UTC
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Everyone says I’m an asshole. They’re right!
You’ve got to look after yourself in life. Nobody else is gonna do it for you. People like to hate on me because I understand how the world works.
It works for me. I’ve got money, I’ve got power, I’ve got all the friends I need.
One Friday I was yelling at my staff. Jenna had fucked up another order and she was gonna have to work late to fix it. Of course that bitch didn’t want to stay late on a Friday – ‘But Ken...
2022-07-22 21:59:35 +0000 UTC
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I can’t really tell you when I fell in love with Eddie. Was it the night before, when we drank wine and talked about who we really were? Was it when he agreed to come on this crazy trip, helping me to track down the Himbo Machine so I could turn it over to Sam Larkin?
Or was it before that, the time we spent as roommates, cracking dumb jokes and staying up late watching movies.
The man in front of me was almost completely different. The same height. The same bone structure. But ...
2022-07-01 00:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey all – the comments section for my last
2022-06-27 07:59:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys - I feel like everything I've written lately has had a moral. There's no real depth to this one, just a horny little fantasy. I hope you enjoy! Let me know in the comments. –D
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Graham was glad to get out of the city. It had been a cool spring, but the news was reporting that the weekend would be a scorcher. It was the perfect time to load up some friends and spend the weekend camping.
They got a reservation for a campsite – ...
2022-06-10 22:58:56 +0000 UTC
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My friend Shelley lives in this big place in the burbs, it’s totally out of the way, but it’s huge and they throw the best house parties.
I was down in the basement, telling one of my favourite stories. I’m a diving instructor, and I end up in a lot of situations that sound super dangerous. They’d be super dangerous too, if it wasn’t for me.
“So we’re in Mexico, forty feet down,” I said. I had a small audience, two girls and a dude. “This one girl, she pulls her ...
2022-05-30 19:28:41 +0000 UTC
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I signed the paperwork with a flourish.
My company had just purchased an entire block of property, down near the waterfront in the old town. The whole neighbourhood was a shithole, but I was going to clean it up.
We had plans for a modern office park. Tear down all those tiny little one and two story buildings and replace it with a set of towering skyscrapers. Retail down below, offices up above, and profit that would make your mouth water.
“I’m going for lunch,” I tol...
2022-05-25 21:54:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys - after the last chapter, I couldn't resist starting on this one right away. This is a little longer than a normal chapter – I hope you don't mind, but like I mentioned in the last chapters comments, I've compressed a few chapters together to speed up the pacing. I hope you enjoy this! Please let me know what you think over DMs or through the comments.
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We got to San Francisco and did a drive by of the address. It was a s...
2022-05-06 22:31:10 +0000 UTC
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After two days I’d given up all hope.
Ollie pulled over every few hours for gas. Every bathroom break was at a rest stop miles outside nowhere. Maybe we could have managed an escape – but these guys were taking us right to Dr. Robinson. The only question was what to do when we got there.
Eddie was getting frustrated. We slept in the cage as the van rattled over the endless highway. Whenever Ollie needed to sleep, Dallas would take over. The two brainwashed himbos acted like it...
2022-05-01 01:31:54 +0000 UTC
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In some ways, we were a stereotype. When you think about environmentalists, you probably think about white guys with dreadlocks. Hemp hoodies and potluck suppers. And yeah, that's what I was wearing and that's what I was eating, but I also have a PhD in forestry management.
There's this valley just, up the coast from here. It’s called Broad Creek, and it’s the last untouched stand of old growth forest within a hundred miles. Most people don't realize how many trees there used to be....
2022-04-27 06:08:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys – like the last few months, I find myself with plenty of half-written stories and nothing ready to publish. I'll be polishing up a couple more over the next week, including the next chapter of The Himbo Machine. In the meantime, give this one a read – it's a little on the conceptual side, but I think you'll enjoy it.
-D
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It's getting harder and harder to pretend like I’m still 21.
When I was fir...
2022-04-24 00:27:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks - I meant to get this out earlier in the month, but it just wasn't coming together. When I woke up this morning it all clicked. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed writing it. Don't forget to leave a comment!
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Midnight had come and gone, but Karl Ackermann was working. He was dressed in black from head to toe, stealing across the south lawn of a sprawling estate. The architecture reminded him of England, thou...
2022-03-31 22:58:51 +0000 UTC
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