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Chapter 31 - Quasi-Legendary Artifact

*An esport top competitor received a sponsorship from South Korea. The world waited in bated breath for another variation of the [Prodigy] title. The young man, Lee Sang-hoon had promised to do his country proud. The team, organized by the South Korean government, pushed to perform, attempted to do the first Trial in the most difficult manner possible, with their bare hands. A mistake that ended with a team wipe.

- I’m not making any comments about what happened. I’m no...

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Chapter 30 - The multiversal performance

- Alright, cut the shit, someone tell me what’s going on. Did a realm 2 runt actually take a Realmer hostage in Ulverra and get away? @Seffara (Verified, R9)

↪There’s an active investigation going on. Everything’s locked down, sorry Seff. @Siltco (Verified, R11)

↪Alright fine, I dmed you, hurry up and respond. @Seffara (Verified, R9)

↪Please Seffara, be more discreet, you know there’s leakers around. @Atellion (Verified, R12)...

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Chapter 29 – At eye to eye with a Tyrant

 - What the fuck is going on in Ulverra? @Patlinger(Verified, R2)

 - There is no way I’m hearing this right. A realm two, a freaking realm 2, caused a localized red alert, and they got away?! IN ULVERRA?!?!?!?:!!?!?K!lksdjlkjrLKAW @Mackingley (Verified, R8)

 - Enforcers MIA? Hello?? Leaflegend60 (Realmer)

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“Is the old man going to be okay?”

Gamielle materialized, floating next to him in her usual, showy p...

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Chapter 28 - But you have heard of him

The rush for the [Olympian] title has ended in disaster. Nations of Earth, knowing that consecutive titles made each one harder to obtain, spurred on both retired and previous athletes into obtaining these titles. Having learned their lesson, the Olympic Trials Committee were the first to start sponsoring other fields of excellence.

- A chess champion? Really? What's next, a bowling champion?

- I got the [Child Prodigy] title. It comes with a moderate boost i...

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Chapter 27 - The worst hostage taker

*The initial announcement of the Olympic Trials ended with more than a few dropouts amongst the top contenders. As the world looked on in suspicion at all the previous gold medalists. Ajani Bolt stepped up to take his sponsorship slot.

- What do these athletes know about fighting monsters? We should be sticking with trained experts, not people that don’t know the first thing about real combat. @Dubois (Verified, R9)

- I got a title, [Olympian], moderate boo...

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Chapter 26 - The Second Step

The Olympics Committee has taken harsh criticism into advisement and attempted a Hail Mary. The Committee diverted all of their remaining funds to purchase sponsorship slots for the Trial System. This move has become one of the most successful rebrandings of modern times. The Olympic Trials enjoy worldwide support from both the Tyrants and most nations on Earth.

 - Wait, isn’t this basically my idea?! WHERE’S MY CREDIT?! @Shimmerstare (unverified)

[Retur...

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Chapter 25 - Skill discussion and escapism

Skills were the defining factor among lower realm adventurers. At the level Ryan was operating at, active skills were basically special moves you reserved and utilized at key moments. Passive skills were the ones that visibly differentiated you as a [Rogue] from other [Rogues].

“Actually, before skill selection.”

Milo groaned. “Oh, come on.”

Before my skill selection, we have to go over my realm rewards for S grade achievements first.”

It was sati...

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Chapter 24 - After-action report

*The Olympics Committee has admitted difficulty in vetting out Realm 0 Destined from their selection of athletes. This is in the midst of record low interest in the historic event.

- And he still couldn't beat Bolt. WHAT A LOSER! @Rutherfold (Verified, Realm 9)

- Honestly, everyone at the highest level of Olympics should get a sponsorship into the Trial System. Then we'll know for sure whether they're cheating or not. @Shimmerstare (unverified)

Aft...

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Chapter 23 - Seffara the Sapphire

Artificial Intelligence? Take over the Earth? Why would anyone take over Earth? Nah I think AI would see dragonslayers summoning [Meteors] and just start shitposting like the rest of us. The information is trained on us after all. @Malarkiss123

The heroic [Knight] put her gauntleted arms around the three young adults as she gave the biggest smile to Barry.

“Who are these cuties then?”

Her voice wasn’t much quieter with her mouth right next to their ears. Ryan ...

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Chapter 22 - Dawn of Artigan

Everyone seen the new video? @Tiredmanis (Verified, R5)

Holy shit, how the hell did the Adventurer’s Guild drop the ball on this? @PTB (Verified, R5)

*2025 Realmnet, in a group forum reserved for verified accounts that have passed the Fifth Trial.

Ryan took a deep shaking breath. It wasn’t that he was out of breath from jogging for two hours. It was more the fact that he was about to meet his maker. He knocked on the door of a fairly worn-down ...

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Chapter 21 - Trial 2 rewards and respite

*There have been rumors floating around regarding the smuggling of tactical nuclear weapons. Rumors turned into horrifying reality as one detonated as demonstration in The Realm. This was a likely escalation in response to losing the entirety of the Fourth Sector to the Tyrants.

“It is a shame that none of you have witnessed a [Meteor] spell. I guess I will have to be the first to demonstrate.”

- The Witch Tyrant.

*Despite the doub...

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Interlude - Gamielle saves the nosy

The hooded [Rogue] stabbed the [Warrior], again and again and again. The [Rogue] was inbetween his elbows and he had no strength to pull back his sword, too shocked as the impacts to his torso continued.

Zedart tried to say something but he choked on his own blood. The [Rogue] stood up and laughed at him.

"You dumb fuck, why would you trust someone in a deathmatch?"

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He woke in the fetal position, clutching desperately at his chest...

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Chapter 20 - Strategist and General

“We have always, always, strived for peace between Earth and The Realm. It is the nations of Earth that labeled us as tyrants as they made slaves of Realmers in the name of ideology. We have only targeted trialists and never the innocents of Earth. Make no mistake, that does not mean you are innocent or us as weak. If you continue to escalate beyond military targets and Trialists, then so shall we.”

- The Witch Tyrant.

*Tyrant sy...

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Chapter 19

- You know what the problem is? The Witch Bitch probably had a hundred mental mindsplits watching the internet at all times. But I bet we could just overwhelm it with technology. @[DELETED]

*Two cloud servers were taken down due to cooling issues. One server in Russia had its buildings collapsed. The Witch Tyrant denies any wrongdoing.

“Please don't use our servers to host botnets that make disparaging comments about the Witch Tyrant.”

-CEO of ...

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Chapter 18 - A dark angel with a smoking gun

Look, I know people are mad, but I was pioneering a new path. You can’t blame me if you follow my steps and it doesn't work out.”

- [Trickshot Expert] Leviath, seventh realm.

*The main issue with sector boosting is the doubling down of achievements in the latter sectors. If you start boosting you would have to keep challenging the higher sectors to maintain the same standard of achievements. Due to the rapidly increasing dangers of the higher sectors, this was ...

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Chapter 17 - The budding monster in the second Trial

“I don't think the issue with the [Gunner] class is that it's weak. It’s that your realm achievements are lower when you blast your way out of the lower Trials. By the time you’re in the fifth realm, you're not going to have a single Rare skill. What I’m going to do instead, is try to challenge the higher Sectors with guns before attempting the lower Trials.”

  • Leviath [Mage], realm 1 at the time.

*The viability and initial reported ...

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Chapter 16 - Ryan vs the first outpost

- Somehow we have guides on guides on how someone can gain different classes in the first Trial. How is there not a real guide on how to get an S-grade achievement? @Ultear (Verified, R1)

-> That’s kinda the point, isn't it? If you get told step by step instructions on how to get an S-grade achievement, then it wouldn't really be an achievement anymore. Honestly, it's so easy these days that people are doing it left-handed. @Zahil (Unverified)

-> If i...

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Chapter 15 - Cleaning up the trash

"Look the Trial System gave me a [Soldier] class and now I'm a [Gunner]. We don't need fancy magic or high achievements. This is my boomstick, and here are my boomskills. I'm deadlier than anyone else in my realm."

-Razalaa realm 6 [Gunner]

*Lost both lives attempting the Seventh Trial. The second time, Razalaa brought enchanted guns with enchanted ammo, and a bazooka.

Ryan rematerialized in the dirt cave. He summoned his soulsword an...

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Chapter 14 - Barry the ex-[Berserker]

Honestly, even she can't fallenangel all of us, if we all just talk shit then surely there's nothing she can do. Free the realmnet! Free from Tyranny! @[DELETED]

->o7 brave dumbass. @Timkenny (unverified)

->o7 @LeafLegends (Realmer)

*It was later found that the original poster was a teen. The connected account replied that it was just a prank and it was only to help the Witch Tyrant. When questioned, the Witch Tyrant denied any involvemen...

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Chapter 13 - [Return To Earth]

The Archmage Tyrant's research notes have had their contents appended. At the top of the new editions of 'Nature of Hexes and their countermeasures' sat a scribbled in message.

'This paper does not apply to the Witch Tyrant. I would have thought that went without saying.'

*Internet sleuths have identified the man that has deleted his accounts. He has refused any and all comments despite being questioned by journalists and government bodies alike.

-...

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Chapter 12 - Her

*The Occult Weavers have disbanded. They were absorbed into the Academy of Magic. The Archmage Tyrant has promised that the new members will be strictly surpervised and monitored. To assuage the justified fears across both worlds he has also shared his research notes on hexes and their counters. Titled: 'Nature of Hexes and their countermeasures.'

- Holy shit, if these notes are true, then half of the Witch Tyrant's hexes have been fake! Maybe more! @realmrikky (unverified)...

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Chapter 11 - Ryan vs Zedart

A Decade long feud has bubbled into real confict as two 5th realm [Blacksmiths] have died under suspicious circumstances. The Crafters Faction have declared that their services will no longer be offered to anyone associated with the Occult Weavers.

It wasn't us! I swear it! @ Malicia (Verified, R8) - head of the Occult Weavers

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"Shut your gobs, oi you stupid Witch, get your little coven in order. If you don't do it, I will. View Post

Chapter 10 - The Instant Trial?

The more you look into it, the more sinister the achievement system becomes. It rewards reckless behavior and penalizes sensibility. Is this truly how the Trial System wants our society to be? Where most of the power is in the hands of the mad?

@Fallenangel - (unverified, R10)

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Zedart asking him for a spar? Ryan’s blood was already pumping from the workout, now it moved up to eleven. He wanted nothing more than to see how much of a difference there was...

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Chapter 9 - The Realm

The Realm was a land both ancient and new. Ancient because the sectors it composed of had their own history, some of them far older than Earth’s. New because each sector was brutally torn from another reality, added to The Realm in a continuous expansion by the Trial System.

It did not exist before 1962. When the pioneers first navigated a land that was only the size of a continent. The First Sector.

Now with twelve different Sectors, The Realm was estimated to be nine times the...

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Chapter 8 - Gamielle’s Gambit

You know, it is kind of in hindsight, but they were doomed the moment they called themselves a union. Really? Against a Tyrant? That’s like quadruple countering yourself. That's like exposing your neck to predators. Wait, let me change that answer, they aren’t predators, please don’t hex me.

*A video in 2001 of a comedian doing a standup routine. He did not get hexed.

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“Soooo firstly, Zedart.” Gamielle pointed. “Apolog...

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Chapter 7 - Zedart and Gamielle

We of the Healers Union declare an unconditional surrender. We will no longer enter The Realm nor heal active Trialists. This is a plea to the Witch Tyrant. Please stop hexing us.

"Please, I haven't been able to leave the toilet for ten days. I'M ON EARTH, SHE HAS TO BE HEXING US FROM EARTH! SOMEONE, PLEASE FIND HER! I don’t want to die like this."

Ontriarch head [Healer] for the Healers Union.

"Look, my skills aren't working, I've been hexed...

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Chapter 6 - The First Step

The Healers Union recommends all [Healers] to stay away from active battlefields with an added advisory warning from entering The Realm. Everyone with a healing class is recommended to sign up with the Healers Union to share in magical knowledge to benefit all of humanity. We should be working together to stop the infighting between Earth countries and rally against the Tyrants.

"We can still do a good job on Earth. We must stand against the Tyrants who break every rule of ...

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Chapter 5 - The Manager round 2

The Geneva Convention has expanded its protocols for healing classes. Active duty field agents in teams are considered combatants while those in the background have been reclassified as medical personnel.

*The expanded protocols did nothing to deter the Witch Tyrant from continuing her hunt.

Now entering the Manager’s abode.

Unlike the first time Ryan did not collapse on his chair. Instead he stood up, throwing his chair backwards and sla...

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Chapter 4 - The Skeleton Lord

A skeleton lounged on the cold stone throne, a bloodied crown spinning on its fingers, it had an eternal grin on its face, but now it truly felt its smile as it placed the golden crown on its head. The lord fingered a knife hidden in its ribcage.

A single elf had been completing his dungeon by herself. She seemed nervous, uncertain and unpracticed as she fought off his skeleton guards. 

A solo Trialist, a Destined… Perhaps…

The Skeleto...

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Chapter 3 - Ryan the NPC

Looking for wealth? Riches? Immortality? BECOME A HEALER TODAY.

The [Medic] class is amazing. Great survivability and emergency healing. We need them and you get great privileges. First pick of any squad that doesn't already have a [Healer] class with them. All you have to do is leave the dungeon in the first Trial and go give first aid to the village nearby. Keep it up and survive until the fifth realm evolution and you'll have one of the most desirable classes around. View Post