The Catacombs of Carnal Corruption #29
The Easter Sissy is here, and she's ready to fulfill all the nice young hunks' wildest dreams!
2023-04-17 16:57:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Make a steed of Clay and Gallantly Ride into the Catacombs! (OkCorral)
Emboldened by your victory and your first taste of treasure you launch yourself bodily into the gaping maw of the catacombs, accompanied only by the sound of your thudding heart and some very sloppy hoof falls.
CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE
Oh, oops. Nevermind.
BAD END
2023-04-16 16:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Test your artistic creativity and construct a shapely earthen servant, one that could assist in carrying your spoils of war! (Darren Forest)
Hmmm you have always wanted your own personal servant. And besides, what’s clay and/or mud ever done for you? It’s about time it earned its keep.
You can see nothing wrong with this plan.
Woah. Cool.
What do you do?
Make a steed of Clay and Gallantly Ride into the Catacombs! (OkCorral)
Affix RED ORB to your trusty sword to enchant it! (Ziggy Goat)
You use the Red Orb to transform your mundane sword into an Earthmover’s Sabre!
2023-04-15 17:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post
You stand victorious over what remains of the golem. It seems diluting the clay with your enchanted tea has prevented it from reforming.
You retroactively decide that was part of your plan all along.
What do you do?
Affix RED ORB to your trusty sword to enchant it! (Ziggy Goat)
unless you’re prepared to taste Tabbysworth steel.
2023-04-13 20:28:53 +0000 UTC View Post
you do not dishonor a scion of House Tabbysworth
2023-04-13 20:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Whether man or beast, golem or elemental
2023-04-13 20:24:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s time for a lesson this monster won’t soon forget.
2023-04-13 20:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Retrieve Arms! Take up the sword and prepare yourself! That rapscallion of a golem might still be up and about! (MamaGobbastoppa Ivy)
Okay.
Let’s try this one more time.
2023-04-13 16:08:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhich of these lovely ideas do YOU want to see become a full on pinup??
2023-04-13 15:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Land on your feet in a dignified manner. A near-death experience is no excuse for poor etiquette. (Darren Forest)
Well.
At least you landed.
What do you do?
You certainly hope the tarp’s coziness enchantment is heat resistant. And waterproof.
Also that you don’t drown.
2023-04-11 23:33:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Start pouring! If you fill the monster up enough with hot water from your tea pot, surely it couldn't contain you. Wrap yourself in the blanket to avoid potential burning from the hot tea water. (John R)
You just had the most preposterous idea. Just preposterous enough to work!
But first you’ll need to fetch that tarp.
If you could just-
If you could just reach…!
Check inventory (Spatchadoo)
Your inventory, such that it is, is largely scattered across the innards of the great clay beast. From here you can see your family’s Bottomless Warming Kettle, Everfresh Picnic Basket, and Tarp of Unending Coziness all floating around in the muck. And your Candlestick of Inextinguishable Illumination, of course.
Perhaps this creature has a taste for ench...
2023-04-10 16:12:26 +0000 UTC View PostNow that we're one week into THE CATACOMBS OF CARNAL CORRUPTION I wanted to ask for some feedback! Are you enjoying it? Are all the email notifications too annoying? Any questions/comments/concerns welcome! (Also the sexy bits are coming, trust me!)
Also, for next week's sponsored work, do you want me to continue with CoCC or would you prefer something else?
2023-04-07 16:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Open your eyes
You’re… alive? Nobody is more surprised by this development than you are.
You’re not entirely sure it's a good thing.
What do you do?
2023-04-06 17:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Ears ringing. The crushing pressure of cold, unfeeling clay. A squelching sound that you don’t want to think about.
And then… darkness.
2023-04-06 17:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostLots of fun themes to pick from this month!!
DA RULEZ:
-Suggest an idea for a tiny (1 or 2 panel) comic about any of my characters, or even just generic characters!
-If you like someone else's idea, give their comment a like to vote for it!
-Whichever suggestion gets the most likes is the winner, and will become REAL!
-I reserve the right to veto any ideas that feel inappropriate
2023-04-06 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Unfortunately he does not seem interested.
2023-04-05 21:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post