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Previously posted SFW Vids are working again! Links have been updated [see post for details] :)

 

I have officially updated all earlier SFW Visual Reward Tier Posts ($15 and up) with working website links for all videos that were previously on VidMe and Eroshare (which both unfortunately are no longer.) Luckily most of the SFW visuals were images or posted privately to youtube, so there were only a few to update. 

Here are the posts that were updated with fresh working links:

Ugh

So I was planning to edit and post a new audio or two today, but then someone attempted doxxing me. Yeah. For real. 


(If you don’t know what doxxing is, bless your innocent soul. Basically it’s when someone publicly shares personal identifying information about someone on the internet. It’s essentially every GWA performer’s worst nightmare.)


As much as I’d like to be able to ignore it and just go about my day, I can’t. I just find it so upsetting th...

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Dear Patron Saints of Patreon: I’m not dead! (And now in all seriousness...)


Because this is meant to be a sexy place, I try my best to be fun and light-hearted with what I post, and in my interactions with all of you. That is what I would call my “best self”. It is absolutely authentically me. I am naturally a positive, bubbly type of person. 

But that is the extrovert in me, and I am as equally extroverted as I am introverted. 

The introverted side of me is not something I share easily, because it doesn’t always make sense. It’s a d...

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~New Original Audio~ [F4M] Your Favourite Cousin [older female cousin] [friends to lovers] [teasing] [tickling] [giggles] [perv encouragement] [kissing] [big tits] [dirty talk] [whispers] [possible asmr] [blowjob] [licking, sucking + face-fucking] [rubbing my clit while deep-throating your cock] [begging for your cum] [a sassy original script] [27 mins]


This is a prescheduled post, as I have a lot of stuff going on in real life today and tomorrow. That means unfortunately I will not be around to reply to comments live as you listen to the audio, but I hope to still hear from you! 


I have a lot of very important msgs from some of you that I will respond to as soon as humanly possible! I’ll be away from the computer likely all day Sunday and much of Monday. 


Quick favour to ask: Can you...

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~New Audio~ Do You Even Know How Amazing You Are? [GFE] [cute] [sweet] [silly] [loving pep talk] [appreciation] [adoration] [lots of kisses] [script by /u/shelterandstrength] [for pillowtalkaudio]


This is a really sweet audio for you to listen to when you’re having a tough time and need a little pick-me-up (from someone who thinks the world of you!) 💕


The beautiful script is by my favourite Pillowtalkaudio scriptwriter, /u/shelterandstrength. 


The Script: 

https://w...

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My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart [new sfw pics]


https://imgur.com/a/LRKjY



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~Audio Ramble~ Dude! It’s November! Sweeeet! [7 mins] :D

YAH YAH YAH NOVEMBER IS HERE!! What’s up ahead for this month? Let’s break it down! 


https://soundgasm.net/u/sassmastah77/Yay-for-a-brand-spankin-new-month


Love you guyssssss 💋🤗

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[Open Poll] When listening to audios, do you like to be surprised? Or well-informed in advance via tags/synopsis?

So here is a random thought I just had, and I’m curious to hear about your preferences!


When I post audios, I tend to tag excessively and make ample use of a synopsis or description. I do this because I am overly cautious, not wanting to potentially ruin someone’s listening experience with something in the audio that could turn them off.


However, it never occurred to me (until now), that it’s possible my excessive tagging has been ruining (or rather, lessening...

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~New Audio~ Fucked By A Succubus [welcome to... hell?] [your personal demoness] [fdom] [tied up] [riding your face] [sucking your cock] [dirty talk] [bouncy bed + sex sounds] [cum inside me] [soundfx] [28 mins] [script by /u/SwitchGentleman]

👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!👻


I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to get this audio posted here in advance, but it is a Halloween contest entry for GoneWildAudible, and I needed to post it before the deadline! 


You can check out the new audio and other contest entries here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/GonewildAudible/com...

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~New Audio~ The Sextacular Spider-Girl! [rule 34] [superheroine] [dual identity] [theme song parody] [skin tight costume] [stripping for a civilian] [mask stays on!] [sucking you upside down] [sex in a suspended silk spideyweb] [wet pussy sounds] [moaning] [bouncing on your cock] [creampie] [26 mins] [script by the brilliant /u/homersoc_]




I know with great power comes great responsibility... but just once, can't it also come with great sex?


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~New Original Audio~ Your Supremely Slutty Sister-In-Law [improv] [realistic slow build] [sloppy blowjob] [cock worship] [face-fucking] [spanking] [wet pussy sounds] [fucked hard from behind] [balls slapping on ass sounds] [begging] [dirty talk] [cum in my mouth] [swallowing] [cleaning you off] [34 mins]


This is a naughty custom audio that I did over a year ago... thanks again to the awesome patron who commissioned it for allowing me to share it here on Patreon! This particular audio will never be shared publicly, so enjoy being one of the few who get to hear it! 


THE PREMISE: 

I’m visiting my sister and her husband for a week, staying over in their guest room. I decide to enjoy a nice leisurely shower when... 

Oh no, I can’t believe I f...

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~New Original Audio~ The Evolution of My Sexuality Since Discovering GWA [a rambly retrospective] [all of the kinks!] [all of the sluttiness!] [over 1-hr long!]

So this audio was not technically designed as something you would typically fap to, however I am secretly hoping some of you delightful pervs will prove me wrong... 😋 

It does consist of me talking about sex for over an hour, and I think sometimes you can practically hear me drooling over the thought of doing some of the things I talk about, so hey, maybe it is fappable after all? 

Or it might just be a fun distraction to listen to at work, or on your commute to or ...

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Also, here are sum boobs (just cause I miss you thinking about them)

https://m.imgur.com/a/kE1Dq 


Yeah yeah yeah, I know it‘s my voice you really want... patience, my dear pervs! 😋

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Obligatory ‘I’m baaaaack’ post!! Here cum the posts, da na na naaaaa ☀️🎶😋

Hi hi hi hi hi hi! 👋 

I’m so excited to get going with posting again!! I have tons of awesome stuff lined up... I am just bouncing off the walls with anticipation!! (as evidenced by my excessive use of exclamation marks!!) 


ANNOUNCEMENT!

In the upcoming weeks, my Patreon will be undergoing some major renovations. I am making every effort to ensure these changes will only affect new patrons that join after a currently undetermined date and onwards. ...

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~New Original Audio~ A Non-Update for July [17 mins]


Hi. I suck. 


Alrighty then, that's established and out of the way... 


I'm trying not to overthink this post. It was really tempting to just throw some new audios up here and not say a word about my absence, but y'all know I don't roll like that. I will *attempt* to keep this post brief (ha!) 


I feel like this is a town meeting. Can someone call it into order? Thank you. 


Okay first order of business:&n...

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~New Original Audio~ A Sassy June Roundup! [a 25-min ramble on real life schutffs, butt stuff, and patreon brainstorming]


Guyyyyyys I've been sooooooooo sick! A sicky mcsickster! Buy stock in facial tissue cause this girl has drained the market dry! <BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT>


It's times like these that you really stop to think about how we can take our health for granted. I miss being able to smell and taste. 😓 And remember when I used to be able to hear out of BOTH ears and it was so normal that I didn't think twice about how awesome it was? 🤧


Anywh...

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[New Original Audio] Fantasizing in Bed Early This Morning... [horny rambles] [21 mins]

I woke up crazy horny this morning... so after drifting in and out of sleep for awhile, I decided to press record on my phone and tell you all about the dirty dirty fantasies I couldn't stop imagining!


About halfway through the audio, there is this crackle noise that appears and unfortunately I have no idea how to remove it. 😕 I considered just deleting this and not posting it at all, but I'm too horny to care about the crackle noise. I hope you'll be too horny to care about the ...

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Omg I want to do this with all my patrons... [porn vid rec]


I'll tell you where I am and you all just start lining up, mkay? 


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572afada20ba6


Watching this made me insanely horny. And now I can't stop fantasizing about being used like this... my slutty mouth and body on display... hungry for all of your cocks and cum... each of you fucking my mouth and my face a...

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~Now Available to All Patrons!~ [F4M] Your Favourite Fucktoy, with the Filthy Fucking Cock-Sucking Mouth][30 mins] [script by /u/man_with_no_shame]


THIS AUDIO WAS RELEASED EARLIER THIS MONTH TO PATRONS IN THE $5 + UP REWARD LEVELS, AND IS NOW AVAILABLE TO ALL OF MY PATRONS BEFORE I POST IT PUBLICLY TO GWA! :)




So this script could have been pulled straight from my filthy imagination... I actually read the script two months AFTER I recorded my improvised audio called "Make Me Take It", and I was amazed by how similar some parts were! It's as if the script writer (who I don't know, ...

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~New Audio~ Your Personal Sexual Wellness Secretary [freeuse] [fsub] [office] [blowjob] [sloppy] [casual talking while licking, sucking + gagging] [dirty talk] [script by /u/flos_legere]

[F4M] Your Personal Sexual Wellness Secretary

[freeuse] [fsub] [office] [blowjob] [sloppy] [casual talking while licking, sucking + gagging] [dirty talk] [script by /u/flos_legere]



Hi sir! Welcome back from your business trip! Have a seat at your desk - let me get on my knees for your usual early morning blowjob and get you up to date on our sexual wellness department's potential new hires... 



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~New Original Audio~ This Is All I'm Good For [masturbation] [self degradation] [begging] [desperation] [absolutely filthy dirty talk] [facefucking] [orgasm] [facial] [post orgasm stimulation] [wet sounds] [improv] [meta] [43 mins]


I recorded this one day when I had planned on recording a script, but was too damn horny to stop touching myself. I started fantasizing about you coming home and finding me in bed, legs spread, desperately rubbing my clit - and not recording any audios, like I said I was going to. I'm dying to cum already and start begging you to help out. What will I do or say to make you help me? :p


[F4M] This Is All I'm Good For 

[masturbation] [self deg...

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More Sassy-goodness up ahead!!

It's been a busy month over here in real-life Sassland, but new content is coming later today!! 


MISS YOU ALL!!!

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~New Audio~ [F4M] Your Favourite Fucktoy, with the Filthy Fucking Cock-Sucking Mouth][30 mins] [script by /u/man_with_no_shame]


So this script could have been pulled straight from my filthy imagination... 


Heads up that there is some sudden dd/lg  roleplay in just the last 8 mins or so - but you can still listen and cum to the first 22 mins if you aren't into dd/lg stuff! :) 


[F4M] Your Favourite Fucktoy, with the Filthy Fucking Cock-Sucking Mouth 

[meta] [dirty talk to the max] [licking + sucking] [worshipping your balls] [ta...

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Had some fun recording my first ever striptease vid over the weekend! Wanna see? [pics]

Happy May!! 


Here are some SFW stills from my new Striptease Reward Vid - full versions coming later this month, for all Visual Reward Patrons! [Yes there will be SFW and NSFW versions]


https://imgur.com/a/79fgo

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NSFW Visual Rewards are being delivered this week!


Just a heads-up to all current and former patrons who pledged the $50 reward level and up between October 2016 and April 2017:

Rewards are being sent out via Patreon msg. The longer you were a patron at that level, the more visual rewards you are owed and will be sent! 


PLEASE NOTE THIS ONLY THIS IS A RETROACTIVE REWARD DISTRIBUTION FOR PATRONS WHO ARE OWED VISUAL REWARDS. 


Yes, I have your Patreon usernames with a list of who pledged what...

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~New Original Audio~ [F4M] My Daughter is an Idiot for Breaking Up With You... Let Me Help You Feel Better [sex with your ex's sweet + sexy mom] [improv] [43 mins]


Normally this type of audio would be posted to the $10 reward-tier and up, but I'm pretty sure this is what I plan to post to Reddit next, so I figured might as well let all of my wonderful patrons get an early sneak preview! :)


*Please note that this audio uses some realistic home environment soundfx for immersion (so don't be surprised by the cell phone ringing or doorbell sounds!)*

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~Kiiiiinda SFW Pic~ Been awhile since I posted a pic for everyone...


All these lovely sexy encouraging msgs have left me feeling quite generous... and in the mood to be.... well, slutty. 😋

So here is a pic for everyone to enjoy! I hope, anyway... 😚


https://imgur.com/a/nyNHz

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Introducing... My Tumblr!


A few months ago, I finally caved and got the Tumblr app. I had previously tried using tumblr via my phone's web browser, but found it clunky and not very user-friendly. Well, it turns out that's because Tumblr works best on it's phone app. And with the phone app, it is AWESOME. For fap material, that is. I don't really use Tumblr for anything else. 😁


So I started reblogging some of the extra hot posts I enjoyed while masturbating, and have since cultivated a pretty ni...

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~New Audio~ [FF4M] Debasing The Twins [sequel] [script + binaural sound editing by /u/rubber_foal]


The sequel to last year's Deflowering The Twins is finally heeeeeere!!! 

Although this audio technically takes place just a few days after the original deflowering, in reality it has been over a year since we created the original audio. And over the past year, both my and Foal's kinks have evolved. Compared to last year, we have morphed into hardcore versions of ourselves. The things that get me off now are ten times filthier than the things that got me off last year. ...

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Upcoming Patreon-Exclusive: An AMAsturbation Audio Extravaganza!


As a special thank you to current patrons who have continued to support me during my recent hiatus, I would like to do an exclusive AMAsturbation audio! 


What is an AMAsturbation audio?? 

Well golly gee, that's a great question! I've never attempted something like this before, but this is a type of audio that used to be pretty well-received on GWA (back before they change the rules - AMAs are no longer allowed there). 

An AMAstu...

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