Chapter 2: Adventure, Assessment, and Accusations
The next morning the three dumbasses and I were brought to the throne room after being served breakfast. Honestly as strange as it may sound, that was the part of this that weirded me out the most. I'd had to teach myself how to cook before I was ten, and pretty much every meal since then I made. The last time I “ate out” was… about eleven months ago? Maybe a year?
I didn't like this setup. The Deale...
2021-06-04 16:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Chapter Seven: Challenger Cheetah Appears!
“This is the Tennyson house, Felix speaking,” I said into the phone, sending a meaningful look to Kori as she got a mischievous grin on her face.
“Hi, this is Sarah Pelham, I sent my daughter Crystal over with a gift basket when you first moved in,” the voice on the other end greeted as Kori hovered an inch off the ground and floated over towards me.
“I remember, thank you for that. You managed to...
2021-06-02 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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<<Albus Dumbledore>>
“Before we get too far ahead of ourselves, are you familiar with the concept of alternate timelines or the multiverse?” the broad shouldered man, Mister Sandosen, asked.
I’d never heard of the term ‘multiverse’ before, but alternate timelines sounded like something related to time turners. “I’m afraid I can’t say that I am. Why don’t you explain what they are.”
Mister Sandosen sighed and ran a hand through his hair, before...
2021-05-31 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 1: Arrival
In hindsight, I really should have seen it coming. Etrig had a reputation, so the explosives having a much bigger blast radius should have been expected. But I didn't, so I instead had to deal with the fact that I'm bleeding out after having been blown three streets from a destroyed Fafnyr Industries lab, a sheet of glass as long as my leg buried in my stomach.
Boots crunching glass pulled my gaze from my impalement, to the smirking face of a woman twice as broa...
2021-05-28 16:01:04 +0000 UTC
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We’d been living in this new house for a little over a week. Most of that time was spent either christening different parts of the house (and the basement, the backyard, the pool, and the hot tub) or getting the hang of this power of mine. Of the forms I’d already discovered, the first one (the one I’m calling Ravager) was the only one I turned back into during the week. The Inferno one was too great a risk inside, and the Razortail was just too big. Plus I didn’t know if Siberian rem...
2021-05-26 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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A few days later saw me back at the hospital, ignoring the weird brunette girl who bumped into me as I was entering on my way to drop another Cure Wounds spell on Taylor. She was doing really well, in the original story it took like two weeks before she was discharged, but from what I’d overheard the docs thought she’d be waking up soon. Hence continued visits, I want to make sure that she knows I’m the one who saved her and helped her recover.
Entering Taylor’s room, I...
2021-05-24 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Where: Alastor’s Estate, Pentagram City, Pride Ring, Hell
When: 298 days to next Purge
Who: Niffty
It was nice seeing Jacques again. And Alastor was nice enough to send me with him after Charlie and Vaggie gave him some power. That power… I hadn’t realized just how powerful Charlie was, less than half a percent of her power made Jacques easily the most powerful Sinn...
2021-05-21 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Chapter Five: Christening the House~!
“Bye, thanks for everything,” I called out to Mystique as she walked to the rental car. Almost as soon as the disguised woman had shut the car door, I was pulled back into the house by Kori’s firm grip on my shirt. All but slamming the door behind me, Kori’s lips were on mine, as my hands reached down and picked her up by the spankable globes of her ass. Making my way over to the couch, I started leaving a trail of kisses do...
2021-05-19 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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I lay back with a satisfied smile on my face, while Kaede tried to regain her breath from the rather… enthusiastic bout of roleplay. Letting my gaze roam over my live-in maid/personal slut, I took in her sweat soaked skin, her heaving bust, the trail of white seeping out of her thoroughly fucked slit, the tattered remnants of the french maid costume (only the headpiece was still intact). All I needed now was a cigarette to complete the post sex cliche.
“Got any plans for tomorrow?...
2021-05-17 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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<<Bear Sandosen>>
I woke up to a weight on my chest and a wet feeling around my groin. Blinking the sleep from my eyes, I was greeted by the very arousing sight of a mostly bare pussy. I say mostly bare because what hair there was had been shaped into a capital ‘B’. And given both the color of the hair and the size of the breasts pressing into my abs, it seems that Lisa was wanting to go further than the kissing and finger play we’ve done until this point.
...
2021-05-14 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Chapter Four: Getting Set Up.
Mystique, disguised as a stern faced brunette, took Kori and I to a library to meet with a contact. Why a library, I could only guess that it was because it was a public place. Inside the library, she led us over to the computers and sat down at an empty one seemingly at random. When she opened the web-browser, the computer started acting on its own to my immense surprise. A stylized, purple skull design took over the entire screen, before ...
2021-05-12 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Where: Office of Immediate Murder Professionals, Imp City, Pride Ring, Hell
When: 298 days to next Purge
Who: Millie
Boss was gettin’ the details on our next job from a blonde Sinner, while the rest of us were shootin’ the breeze with a picture of some human family and Moxxie’s crossbow. It was kinda fun, even if Moxxie’s fuzzy head made pullin’ the trigger hard...
2021-05-10 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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[center][B]<<Kaede Tabata>>
17th December 2010[/B][/center]
She did her best to avoid shaking like a leaf as Lung-dono spoke. Her father had failed Lung-dono, and was now another body in the city morgue, while her mother was given to one of the many pleasure houses that Lung-dono oversaw. As for Kaede herself…
“You are to be given to the cape that just joined the ABB. What he does with you is up to him. He will punish you as he sees fit. If that punishment in...
2021-05-08 04:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Chapter Three: Fight For To Survive!
Kori jumped into the air as I forced myself into the fire-alien form, and I immediately sent a blast of hot flames at Crawler. The monster laughed and leapt through the flames, forcing me to dive to the side. A series of green bolts slamming into his head gave me enough time to get to my feet and shout a warning to Kori.
“He’ll adapt! Keep an eye out for his teammates, up to eight of them!”
“Got it,” Kori respon...
2021-05-05 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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The next week was spent making sure that the Yamato was prepared for the journey, and picking where we’d be heading next. There was some debate between us about what world to head to but, in the end, it was decided that with how magic was a major factor in the original Crisis, we’d head to a world where that was their shtick. There were a couple worlds that fit that criteria, but we settled on one that best resembled the Earth we were familiar with. It didn’t perfectly match but, from t...
2021-05-03 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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In the unknowable, endless dark, trumpets played, keeping the Sleeping Chaos in its eternal slumber. The Elder God slept, its mind still, as it had for countless eternities. Then, something happened.
It was but a moment, so slight that were the chorus any less dedicated they would have faltered, but The Daemon Sultan in its slumber stirred. It did not rouse, nor was it truly at risk of waking, but in that moment, a small, near infinitesimal number of things changed.
These changes ...
2021-04-30 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Fortunately I didn’t need to rediscover how to walk or move in this new body, as I was able to duck under her swing which instead splintered the tree she’d thrown me into. Ducking around behind her, my tail lashed out. My goal was to hit the arm binders with the curved blade at the end of it, but she jumped back and leveled a glare at me.
“Mat ha vin for!” she shouted, before charging.
“Look,” I said before hopping to the side to avoid her overhead swing. “I like a g...
2021-04-28 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Bear Sandosen>>[/center]
The tours lasted about an hour, before gradually everyone reconvened in the satellite’s mess hall. Won… Diana and I were the last ones to arrive, and I was pleasantly surprised to see how much mingling was going on. Except for Nikhol, who was practically hiding in a dark corner, eyes keeping careful note of where everyone else was in the room, everyone was interacting with someone from the other group. Though the way that Harle...
2021-04-26 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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I arrived at the place bright n’ early. I wasn’t normally a morning person, but it’s amazing what having a pretty, nubile asian waifu will do for helping you wake up. Whistling a tune as I entered the meeting hall, I gave a nod to Ass, who looked like he wanted to flip me off. Yao Ming was in his chair, looking like an Asian Conan. If he had a shirt. And pants. And without the sword. Okay, so he didn’t look much like Conan.
“Do I need to send a body bag?” were the first word...
2021-04-23 16:00:05 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<A͇̻ͨ̌h̻͓ͭͤ,̤̹͊ͧ ̜̱̑̀ȧ͇͕͗h͎̣ͩ̚,̲͔ͧ͐ ̝͍ͥ̽a͇͓͑̂h̭̥ͬ̒,̹͕̇̓ ̺̬ͪͦn̝̼͗ͮò̗͎ͩ ̤̣̊̓p̳͓̆̎e͎͓̔͛e̥̮̔͌k̪̥͂͋ȋ͎̖̓n̹̠ͫͤg͉̮͒͆>>[/center]
“So we’re in agreement, gentlethings?” the Q asked, mischievous smirk on the serpentine form he took.
“Yes.”
“We.”
“Are.”
“Stupendous! I’ll place all of the wagered Prestige in a safe-”...
2021-04-21 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Bear Sandosen>>[/center]
Doing my best to appear calm and collected, while hoping that my nerding out in the Museum hadn’t been noticed (or worse recorded), I took a deep breath to try to settle my nerves. Depending on how their discussion had gone, it would make the future potentially a lot more difficult. I didn’t want to think they’d dismiss the warnings, but the possibility wouldn’t leave my mind. That the entire Justice Leagu...
2021-04-19 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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I admit, my brain stalled for a bit when I realized that Yao Ming was fucking Lung. I thought I made Strength Ophioc’s dump stat! Seriously, Barkeep called him Kenta, there’s a bunch of asian gangsters wearing christmas colors, and I fought a nazi alongside a pair of other folks with powers, how fucking oblivious am I?
Wait… “‘To do with as I please’ you say?”
“Yes… master?” she said the last one with an unsure tone.
I don’t know what it says a...
2021-04-16 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Where: Office of Immediate Murder Professionals, Imp City, Pride Ring, Hell
When: 346 days to next Purge
Who: Alastor, The Radio Demon
Ah, the looks on people’s faces when they see me at the door. Always worth a small dose of amusement, though this is the second time in the last month that I’ve had them close the door on me twice. Nevertheless, when I’d heard that m...
2021-04-14 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Bear Sandosen>>[/center]
Looking out the window of the bridge into space was more surreal than I’d anticipated. The design of the Yamato reflected the fact that it was meant for water, for being in the ocean. Even having never so much as having been on a fishing trawler, something about the layout of the ship registered in my head as belonging on the sea. Looking through the window, at the vastness of space, resplendent with countless stars beyond mortal comprehe...
2021-04-12 16:01:01 +0000 UTC
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I knew how to fight, not just brawling and techniques developed from my time in prison (which was only good enough to ward off unwanted advances long enough for the guards to show up), but the body I was now the proud owner of had studied Muay Thai and Savate for nearly half his life. So I was good. Marcus beat me like a drum. He wasn’t surprised by the elbow and knee strikes traditional to Muay Thai, and despite looking like he weighed close to two hundred pounds, the man fought l...
2021-04-09 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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“Simon Says: Bring me a sandwich.”
“Simon Says: Turn off the lights.”
“Simon Says: Fetch me a beer.”
“Simon Says: Stick your tongue out.”
“Simon Says: Turn away and start doing jumping jacks.”
As annoying as it was, Taylor did her best to ignore the antics of the Undersiders' human Master. Just dealing with the ten ...
2021-04-07 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Bear Sandosen>>[/center]
I woke slowly, feeling a luxurious bed under me, and three… my eyes shot open. A glance to my left filled my vision with black hair, silky smooth as the owner kissed and nibbled at my neck. A glance down saw two heads, one blonde the other brunette, kissing, sucking, lavishing my balls and shaft. A look to the right showed three women, a glasses wearing brunette, a green eyed blonde, and a blonde with red and blue dyed ends, all watching ...
2021-04-05 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Vicenzo Agnelli>>[/center]
It was the pothole that woke me up. The jarring dip breaking the otherwise smooth ride. My eyes blinked open, and I reached up to rub the sleep out of them with a yawn. I braced for the muscle pulling in my shoulder from the toothbrush stab last year, only for nothing to happen. Pushing away the last traces of sleep, I looked down at my shoulder in confusion.
… I’m wearing a suit. I haven’t worn a suit in three years. The last...
2021-04-02 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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[center]<<Bear Sandosen>>[/center]
The vision of erotic beauty that greeted my eyes was a familiar one. Natural red hair, full breasts, golden tanned skin, luscious, kissable lips. It had been a while since I’d had a dream starring her, but it was always a welcome occurrence. I guess not leaving the house in a month is making me relive some old fantasies.
“This isn’t a dream Bear,” she chuckled.
“Right. I just happened to wake up to the adult a...
2021-03-29 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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I gotta say: Yao Ming didn't skimp as far as housing went. He apparently owned half a dozen different apartment buildings in the area and he just gave one of the apartments to me. I'll say this for the guy: he certainly knows how to incentivize working for him.
The apartment was… spartan. There was a stove, fridge/freezer combo, and a queen sized bed (no sheets). That was all the furnishings it came with. I was more than okay with that. My first place was maybe a third the si...
2021-03-26 16:01:01 +0000 UTC
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