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Patreon Newsletter #17: March 2021!

March! A month AND a verb?! Very cool.

Hey we have some big stuff we’d love for you to check out so make sure you take a good look at the ‘Other News’ section at the bottom of the newsletter!

From Adal:

Hello friends! It’s been a wild month in Chicago. We got about 20 some inches of snow to the point where we couldn’t get out of our garage and had to put in a couple hours of shoveling every day for a week there. The joys of living in the mid-west!<...

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March Review Crew poll!

We're back on our bullshit! Please vote for what you'd like to hear us review in March! As always if you have something you'd like to see added to a future poll let us know in the comments! (unless it's available on a major streaming service we most likely will not use it!)

love,

Adal, Erin & JPC

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#102: JPC's Super-Fair, Well-Thought-Out, Very Fun, Kitchen Upgrade Trivia...Spectacular!

The episode name says it all. 2 contestants, 9 rounds, fabulous prizes. Strap in! 

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#101: Ten Things I Debate About You

In this episode Adal moderates several thrilling debates between JPC & Erin! What's the better city? What should you have for dessert? Is this christmas drink ruined forever??? Find your seat, silence your phone, unwrap any hard candy and settle in for an entertaining night of disagreements and rebuttals! 


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Livestream show announcement!

Hey everyone!

We are excited to announce another livestream show! Since y'all are patrons, we thought we'd let you know a day early and we'll announce on social media tomorrow and the show on Wednesday. If you attended last time, most of the details will be the same. But here's some info for the rest of ya':

Friday March 5th at 8pm Central, tickets are $12 (or $15 if you want to donate to the venue)

You can watch (and chat) live AND/OR you can watch the stream up to 24 hou...

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#100: Hey Relationship Relationship-100th Episode Special!

WE MADE IT TO 100 CLEW CREW EPISODES! Join Beverley Condolences, Felix Missingson, and Flodorious Plomp as they answer relationship advice questions from a ton of special guests. WARNING-if you haven’t listened to most of our episodes this won’t make any sense. It will also not make sense if you have listened to most of our episodes. Thank you for hanging out with us. We can’t thank you enough-doing this show makes us so happy. 💜💜💜*Plomp noise*

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Review Crew #17: Falling Inn Love

From the Brilliant minds at Netflix comes the love story of our time-Falling Inn Love! In honor of Valentine's Day, The Clew Crew got drunk, wrote an essay, and watched this brilliant film starring Christina Milian and a very attractive man.  Honestly, two of us had the time of our life watching this and one of us lied and actually had the time of his life watching this. If you like New Zealand, volunteer firefighters, or someone getting conned into running a hotel-this episode about thi...

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#99: IMDb, Focker, Remember Me?

That's right, it's the return of our IMDb movie game that we haven't touched in 70ish episodes. Did we forget about it? Maybe! But it's here now so that's all that matters. Hey, and you're here to. And we are all reading this. What a world. We dedicate this episode to any celebrity having a birthday this week. This one is for you, celebs. 

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Patreon Newsletter #16: February 2021!

Whoa. It’s already February? We hit our 2 years of Patreon in January and we forgot to celebrate it! Thank you thank you thank you for all your love, support and kindness! Without you all we would probably be fine EXCEPT Erin would be living in space. So thank you for keeping Erin here on Earth!

A lot of the days are blending together so we recommend each day taking 5 minutes to an hour to just carve out something special/memorable about that day! Put on some fun clothes, play one son...

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February Stream for $8 Patrons!

It's love month babyee! We catch up with each, ask some outstanding hypothetical questions, give you all sorts of recommendations to improve your life in the kitchen and develop a way to time travel? #LiveStream

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#98: Welcome to Rhode Island☕️🥛

Welcome to part 2 of our state series! In this episode, we take some odd laws and news stories from America’s smallest state as inspiration for our improv! There’s some pickle juice, porn sodas, and a haunted house. Don’t worry! We have some more classic Rhode Island things like-three men in a pumpkin, a gym class rope climb, and the invention of sideburns. What state should we do next?Comment below!

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February Review Crew poll!

We're getting into that LOOVEEEE season! See our poll below for some fitting options and as always please let us know in the comments anything you'd like us to consider for a future month!

love,

Adal, Erin & JPC 

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#97: Apathy Avenue!

It's a new FunShot adventure with the Disney Twins! They're 'back' and 'better' than 'ever'? Join them as they try and save their souls by bringing joy to an apathetic community! Can you direct me how to proceed? How to proceed to....Apathy Avenue!?


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January Stream for $8 Patrons!

We catch up on what's been going on, sing a Sea Shanty, discuss our favorite Muppets, chat LOTR, recommend board games and answer other questions you asked! #LiveStream

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#96: Celebrity, well, sort of

It's a return to us playing Celebrity. It's been about 40 episodes since we last tried this format and last time...had an interesting end. Will we do our best to replicate? Will we all pick actual celebrities to guess? Of course we won't! 

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Review Crew #16: The Road to El Dorado

Remember, you all asked for this! This month, the Review Crew dives into the 2000 animated adventure, The Road to El Dorado and boy, it's something. Hey, we watched the whole thing! And then we did a podcast about it. If you enjoy this, then it was all worth it. 

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#95: Bad Impressions

Congratulations-you made it to the most unhinged episode of the Clew Crew.  This week, we do impressions of celebrities to varying degrees of success.  JPC probably doesn't know the alphabet, Erin can for sure text without looking, and Adal does our favorite rap in Hey Riddle Riddle history. Say it with us now-EVERY IMPRESSION IS TWO IMPRESSIONS! Have a great weekend everybody!

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Patreon Newsletter #16: January 2021!


It’s 2021! It doesn’t seem like anything has changed but nevertheless we’ve all agreed to some sort of constructed mental shift! New beginnings! New habits! The possibilities are everywhere! We hope you all had a safe and wonderful holiday and may this year be YOUR BEST!

From Adal:

Hey Riddiots!

So in December I celebrated my first hanukkah! I bought Jemma and I an all cat menorah (dubbed the ‘meownorah’) and we named each cat on the day...

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January Review Crew poll!

Happy 2021 Riddiots!! We have our first Review Crew poll of the year and we're using mostly your suggestions from previous months and movies that did well in previous polls, so if you have any new ones you'd like to see added to the rolling list this year; please post in the comments (we've been trying to only consider stuff on Netflix but will keep in mind stuff on other major streaming sites like we did in this poll)!! We hope you're all doing well and may this year be everyone's best yet!<...

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#94: 2021 Predictions!

In our first ep of the new year we predict what's yet to come! Let us know YOUR predictions in the comments!! Happy new year to all you riddiots and goodbye 2020; you sloppy bitch of a year!

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#93: Merry Puzzmas

What better way to celebrate Puzzmas than with a J.P. Riddles holiday adventure? Strap in and help ol' J.P. and the gang find the 4 keys before it's too late. Thank you all for all your support this year and we wish you and yours a Merry Puzzmas! 

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Erin Holiday Live Stream

Join us!

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#92: Welcome to Florida!🌴

We hope you like crazy stories! The Clew Crew missed doing improv based on the news-so here we are! We start with everyone’s favorite state for news, Florida! We answer some essential questions-Does Cookie Monster take drugs? Chicken or Fish? WHAT is an emergency? Welcome to Florida! What state should we do next?

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Review Crew #15: The Princess Switch: Switched Again

A title with TWO friggin' colons in it? That's right, we watched the sequel to a movie called The Princess Switch. Did we watch the first one? Nope. Did they recap the entire first movie in 30 seconds. Yep. Did we enjoy it? You'll have to listen to find out. Happy damn Chrimmis and a Happy Damn New Year!  

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Live (stream) Show Announcement!

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to give you all a heads-up before the official announcement goes out tomorrow. HRR will be doing another Livestream show! If you attended our show back in October, it'll work the exact same way! If you didn't, here's all the relevant info:


- The show will be live on Friday January 22, 2021 at 8pm Chicago time

- If you buy a ticket to the show, you'll have access to watch live and watch the recording for up to 24 hours after the show ends (I th...

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#91: World Famous Part 2! AKA Let's DEUUUUX!!

We back in the business of figuring out the most famous of several different items including some posted in the comments from part 1! Let us know in the comments here what YOU would have picked and also maybe drop some categories/items to use if we ever do a part 3! 

WE GET IT! WE FUCKED UP NOT HAVING SNOOPY LAST TIME!

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December Stream for $8 Patrons!

We talk holidays, growing up with decorations, how much of a Grinch some  of us may be and then solve/open some fantastic presents from listener  Suley H. and end with our own GIFT EXCHANGE!

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#90: Small, Medium or Large for the Holidays

A special holiday edition of the world's favorite new game! Plus this ep has a game within a game. How do we do it? We just do. How much do YOU like it: Small, Medium or Large?

Surf's up my guy 100%!

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December Review Crew poll!

Here's the poll for what we will watch and review for Decembers Review Crew, set to be released on Monday 12/14!

We're going holiday style and putting up only Netflix Christmas Movies! so let us know which of these you want us to unwrap and fake a smile while watching!!

For January, let us know in the comments if there's any non-seasonal content you'd like us to review!

love,

The Clue Crew

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Patreon Newsletter #15: December!

Hello all you Grogo’s out there! It’s the end of the year and we want to thank you all so much for being by our side through this shit storm! We hope we have brought you some joy and laughter or at least a well needed distraction during hard times. Have a wonderful upcoming holidays and stay safe! Here’s whats new with us!

From Adal:

Like everyone else in the world, Jemma and I were bummed about spending Thanksgiving in quarantine but it was actually pretty ...

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