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Arc 2 Chapter 7 Part 4- Age: 10.02, Year: 14.02

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I knew the town's name sounded familiar. It was one of the areas I'd visited during my little hunt for the noble killer.

There was a distinct change to it since then that escapade though and no I wasn't referring to the heavy cultish-like expressions I was seeing in the townsfolk's eyes, even if that somewhat concerned me. This was pretty close to Konoha after all.

No, frankly I was more concerned about the new centrepiece they decided to erect in front o...

Forget The Rails: Arc 4: Chapter 3 Part 4

Ninja Grandpa's chapter will come out tomorrow! Apologies for the delays this week, next week should hopefully be better.

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Though his eye didn't show it, he was currently glaring at the anomaly that somehow knew his true name.

Ichimaru Gin shifted uneasily at the stare, his gaze slightly narrowed in return. "Do ya' got a problem with me or somethin'?"

"...How long have you been able to say that name?" He questioned tersley.

The Shinig...

Does The Demon King Come With A Paycheck? Chapter 0

"How regenerative is this bloody turnip?" I muttered to myself.

Chapter 0

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I stared down into the abyss below with shaking hands and trembling legs. I could feel the wave of encroaching fear that threatened to swallow me whole as I shakily moved closer to the edge. The fear I'd felt going up every step on the diving platform's ladder felt small in comparison.

Closing my eyes for a moment, I tried and failed to centre myself as my feet edged closer t...

Arc 2 Chapter 7 Part 3- Age: 10.02, Year: 14.02

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"That was not your call, Shimura," Tobirama whispered beside me as the five of us made our way towards the village gate.

Surprisingly enough, the noble fucker had left his samurai home, electing to make his way to the village alone, which meant he was probably hiding something. Even if the Daimyo's court was in the Land Of Fire, no death-fearing noble would dare travel alone. Hell even without the samurai, these fuckers usually had an entourage of servants...

Forget The Rails: Arc 4: Chapter 3 Part 3

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As his two... companions processed his words, he idly focused his reiatsu around his missing eye and revelled in the slight pinpricks of his still-living connection to Huaco Mundo with the other side of that connection responding just as quickly to his slight relief.

Evidently even while dead, his followers still knew who their leader was which was more than can be said for the Quincy.

It was the smaller pleasures he could take in this life following his de...

Arc 2 Chapter 7 Part 2- Age: 10.02, Year: 14.02

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"So what's the mission for anyway?" I questioned Tobirama as we walked down the busy streets of Konoha's main road. Though main was an arbitrary term really- It was just the road that directly connected from the main gates to the Hokage tower.

"Escort." Tobirama idly answered me as his attention shifted from the approaching building towards the fuck trying and failing to hide his presence as he shadowed us.

"Escort?" I questioned with a frown. "What kind of A Rank missio...

Lost In Transit III

Askin was more off than usual, which considering his personal powers wasn't exactly strange, but was out of the ordinary when said powers were activated- Particularly to this degree.

The main problems with it was he neither knew what it was his death-dealing was reducing, nor when he'd actually put it into place.

For a brief moment, he'd contemplated it being the cause of a survivor's instinct. Fight or flight in a sense, but he'd never before experienced hi...

Arc 2 Chapter 7 Part 1- Age: 10.02, Year: 14.02

Apologies for the delay in the chapter- I've been dealing with a few problems at home I am afraid but things should be back in order following today!

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This was a little more difficult to manage than I'd expected.

I stared at the burning seal in front of me that slowly fizzled out into nothing. The seal that had taken up the past hour or so to create.

I just stared at the utter waste of time in front of me- I'd thought that hav...

Arc 2 Chapter 6 Final Part- Age: 10.01, Year: 14.01

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"Make your way to lot three please," My clone, holding a clipboard in his hand, called out to the Kaguya in the centre of the seal box.

I took in the slightly downcast look on the forty-seven-year-old Kaguya's face as he let out a sigh and muttered about a past fight in his life, cursing someone's name in the process before he made his way towards the lot of Kaguya's that needed healing.

There were three lots in total, spread around the giant seal box in th...

(Early Access) Arc 2 Chapter 6 Part 3- Age: 10.01, Year: 14.01

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"Shimura-kun," Sasuke's voice washed through the room as he walked in, his steps silent, his face somewhat neutral if not for the hint of curiosity on it. "To what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?" He questioned as he slowly sat down on the other side of the tatami mat, the tea on the table between us covering most of my view of him.

The Uchiha's head family home was arguably the simplest of them surprisingly. The man had settled for a simple traditional theme in the small h...

(Early Access) Arc 2 Chapter 6 Part 2- Age: 10.01, Year: 14.01

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"Well?" I questioned as I idly rapped three fingers on the table that echoed around the room, repeating into a consistent rhythm. Tobirama's gaze was trying and failing to find something in mine, the slight hint of wariness was accompanied by an almost desperate thirst for the knowledge he knew was out of his reach.

He tried to hide his interest in it, but I knew the man was hooked the moment I mentioned spiritual pressure and its requirements.

Figuring out how to b...

(Early Access) Arc 2 Chapter 6 Part 1- Age: 10.01, Year: 14.01

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I was surprised at how easygoing Hashirama was being with all of this, to be honest. He'd accepted my so-called negotiation regarding the Kaguya, in private of course.

His only request was that they were deemed... sane so to speak, and who better to accommodate that little test than our esteemed experts of the mind.

The clans hadn't made much of a fuss following that reveal, not that they ever would've truly. Hashirama wasn't someone you could really gainsa...

Update regarding tiers

I'll be posting some early access chapters for my fanfics through the two tiers currently available for those interested in reading things earlier.

There won't be a limit to how many advance chapters each tier will receive, nor a time limit- Ie, the Support and early bird will always be at least one chapter ahead- Possibly more depending on how fast I put chapters out. The main sites will receive each update approximatelya week later at the minimum.

Chapter 2.5: These new generations just keep getting worse and worse!

She narrowed her eyes at me at that before she uncrossed her arms.

"Very well."

She turned a brief look to her protege, earning a quick thumbs up from the angry witchlet, and turned back towards me.

"Would you mind explaining to me how you managed to kill one of the brightest witches of this generation, with such ease?" She raised an eyebrow at me, as if said eyebrow could compel me to answer faster or some other nonesense-

"Oh, I shot her with a Glock." I qui...

Chapter 2.5: These new generations just keep getting worse and worse!

She narrowed her eyes at me at that before she uncrossed her arms.

"Very well."

She turned a brief look to her protege, earning a quick thumbs up from the angry witchlet, and turned back towards me.

"Would you mind explaining to me how you managed to kill one of the brightest witches of this generation, with such ease?" She raised an eyebrow at me, as if said eyebrow could compel me to answer faster or some other nonesense-

"Oh, I shot her with a Glock." I ...

Chapter Two: These new generations just keep getting worse and worse!

Blearily, I opened my eyes and made to ignore the existential dread that usually followed reincarnation. It didn't matter which age I was born in, it always started with blurry colours followed by instinctual screaming and...

I blinked a few times, taking in the crystal clear view I wasn't supposed to have.

Huh. 

This was new.

It didn't take long before I felt, and realised, that nothing regarding my body had changed. My nerves, limbs and head all felt ee...

Chapter Two: These new generations just keep getting worse and worse!

Blearily, I opened my eyes and made to ignore the existential dread that usually followed reincarnation. It didn't matter which age I was born in, it always started with blurry colours followed by instinctual screaming and...

I blinked a few times, taking in the crystal clear view I wasn't supposed to have.

Huh. 

This was new.

It didn't take long before I felt, and realised, that nothing regarding my body had changed. My nerves, limbs and head all felt ee...

Pisces The Walking Disaster Ch 1.5

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I swept through Goowle Locations to try and find the nearest graveyard- One that's hopefully empty right now. I'd already bought the sugar packs, and the forum post got me enough negative points to qualify for the magical energy required- I quickly stiffened as my senses picked up a nearby flock of witches who'd flown onto a nearby rooftop.

Narrowing my eyes as my gaze swept towards them, my view for a brief moment distorting as my senses sought them out before- ...

Pisces The Walking Disaster Ch1.5

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I swept through Goowle Locations to try and find the nearest graveyard- One that's hopefully empty right now. I'd already bought the sugar packs, and the forum post got me enough negative points to qualify for the magical energy required- I quickly stiffened as my senses picked up a nearby flock of witches who'd flown onto a nearby rooftop.

Narrowing my eyes as my gaze swept towards them, my view for a brief moment distorting as my senses sought them out before- ...

Pisces The Walking Disaster Chapter 1: My Director made me start a Zombie Apocalypse!

As promised, here's the chapter! The next one will be available in advance for any paid members on the 6th of August 2024, or for those patient enough for it it'll be available to all free members on 16th of August 2024.

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Now, before we go any further, you should know that I've never used witchcraft for evil purposes! ...Well, I've never documented using it for evil purposes. 'Cos it's kinda forbidden? Just a teensy bit, so don't tell anyone about ...