dungeonsanddads

[BONUS] Debate Me, Coward! Ep. 1 - "Pepperoni does not belong on pizza"

Nobody asked for this argument, but that's what it's like being Matt and Freddie's friend! 

Inspired by the riff on Talking Dad, we bring you the first (and probably only) episode of Debate Me, Coward!, a show about two men yelling at each other over something stupid, alienating all of those around them, including possibly you, our dear listener.

In this episode, Freddie postulates that pepperoni does not belong on pizza. Matt defends.

2020-05-02 01:22:48 +0000 UTC View Post

[MBIC] April 2020 - Goblin Quest

Join a gang of goblins as they travel across a dangerous fantasy-ass battlefield to relieve a legendary hero of his valuable armor using... somewhat unorthodox tactics. Warning: This audio program contains annoying voices.

We're playing Goblin Quest, by Grant Howitt. You can run it yourself and get the PDF from the man right here! 

Our PO Box and a special treat for Ep. 32 listeners...

People've asked for a PO Box, so we got one now! If you got stuff you wanna send, huck it over to:

RocketJump

P.O. Box 90853
9029 Airport Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90009

Oh yeah one more thing...

You wish your senior photo was this cool!

[Live] Ep. 32 - Grilling In the Name of - Live React!

For those of you who want to watch on YouTube directly: https://youtu.be/JGI5GECNi9o 

And for those who need to join the Discord:  https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Get-my-Discord-role 

Doing something a little bit different for this one - trying to replicate the...

[No Ads] Ep. 32 - Grilling In the Name Of

The dads find themselves completely defenseless as an army of orcs close in around them. 

Also we lied this episode has an ad in it.

Ep. 32 Live Listening Party!

For Ep. 32, we're going back to an AM listen - so we'll be going up 11 am PST tomorrow 4/28 (with the post going live here about fifteen minutes beforehand).

Hope to see you in our Discord under #live-ep-reaction!

Q2 Merch drop (Touring and up): Tote bag!

As you may recall, we're doing quarterly merch drops for folks who stay pledged on the Touring tier and up - and for Q2 we got a tote bag with the podcast art!

Imagine the awkward conversations you'll have in the checkout line!

Anybody who sticks around for three consecutive pledges at the Touring level and up, starting in May, will automatically get one of these. Also don't forget to update your address on Patreon!

[Uncut/Notes] Ep. 31 - Home! Err... the Odyssey!

Listen as we struggle with the first episode recorded whilst in quarantine on individual setups!

[Talking Dad] Ep. 31 - Home! Err... the Odyssey!

We take a moment and analyze the new player/DM dynamic with the inclusion of the kids as we settle into our quarantine recording routine. We also answer what famous people we would want to play D&D with, and Will introduces us to Woke Godfather!

At this point we clearly need to do a lightning round bonus ep for JUST listener questions, huh?

[No Ads] Ep. 31 - Home! Err... the Odyssey!

The dads learn how they can finally get home. 

[No Ads] Ep. 30 - Van on the Run

The dads, with their sons now back, flee from the Purple Robes and decide to lay low for the night.

[No Ads] Ep. 29 - Big Willy Style

Unsurprisingly, the negotiations with the Purple Robes do not go as planned.

[No Ads] Ep. 28 - The Bridges of Dad and Son County

On a windswept bridge outside Castle Ravenloft, the dads finally confront the purple robes face to face and negotiate for their sons.

[No Ads] Ep. 27 - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons

The dads finally approach the dreaded Castle Ravenloft with an army of mercenaries in tow and engage in some creative problem solving.

[No Ads] Ep. 26 - Moms of Future Past

The dads take a moment after the revelations of the previous episode to collect themselves, and gather mercenaries for the final assault.

[No Ads] Ep. 25 - Mummy Issues

The dads delve deeper into the darkness of the pyramid along with intern Doug, bracing for the horrors that lie within...

[No Ads] Ep. 24 - The Sins of the Fathers

The dads plan to sneak into Neverwinter fails immediately, and so they must confront the terrible mistakes of their past.

[No Ads] Ep. 23 - Scammer, No Scamming!

Hot on the tail of Scam Likely, the dads must find the strength within to confront deep, powerful truths, and will come out of the ordeal forever changed. 

[No Ads] Ep. 22 - Rich Dads, Poor Dads

The dads come to terms with the fact that they've become insanely wealthy, and reconcile with some of their past sins. Ron drives a hard bargain, Darryl reconnects with an old friend, Henry wrestles with a guilty conscience, and Glenn does some smooth talking. 

[No Ads] Ep. 21 - Connin' the Librarian

The dads pay their late fees. Darryl remembers he can attack twice, Henry makes use of one of the most useless spells in D&D, Ron/Beth demonstrates their skills, Glenn shows how much he cares. 

[No Ads] Ep. 20 - Silent, but Dadly

The dads have won the tournament, and reap their just rewards! Darryl is not okay, Glenn is persuasive, Ron meets a hug, and Henry exhibits a powerful skill... 

[No Ads] Ep. 19 - Amazing Grant, How Sweet the Cern

The final minutes of the tournament tick down as the dads scramble to deal with the consequences of their actions in the Forgotten Realms. 

[No Ads] Ep. 18 - MMMPop!

The tournament is on as the dads scramble to survive. Henry stretches, Glenn gets his hands dirty, Ron grows a few inches and establishes some key measurements, while Darryl embarrasses his son in front of his new friends.

[No Ads] Ep. 17 - FATHERUNKNOWN'S DADDLEGROUNDS

The battle begins! The dads are taken on a crash course on the finer points of the battle royale format. Darryl puts on his coach hat, Ron gets wood, Henry uses his wordsmith skills, and Glenn/Freddie is objectively correct about a commonly misused adage.

[No Ads] Ep. 16 - A Tournament for Knights

The dads hit the road en route to the tournament for knights in Meadowshade. Darryl dreams about football, Henry gathers more knowledge, Glenn spins out of control, and turns out Ron's more famous than he thought. 

[No Ads] Ep. 15 - 8 Simple Rules for Dadding my Teenage Paeden

The dads assess their situation in the aftermath. Darryl confronts the looming task before him, Glenn's plan doesn't quite go as he hoped, Ron thinks outside the box, and Henry experiences some growth. 

[No Ads] Ep. 14 - The Tower of Terry

The dads ascend a dark obsidian tower teeming with traps and environmental storytelling cues to stop Terry Jr. from opening a rift into the astral plane. Darryl reminisces about football, Henry reminisces about 90s computer games, Glenn reminisces about ultimate frisbee, and Ron steps up.