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Feeding the Shark >:0

Was saving this for Shark Week 2021 but...here it is. Patrons see it way in advance. 

Take care, ya'll <3

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*CLOSED* AUCTION - Some Original Sketches

Howdy ya'll!
Offering another auction of these original sketches instead of burning them as I usually do.
Square sketches measure about 4" x 4.5" and the larger sketches are 3.75" x 8.5"; drawn with either pencil or pen on basic printing or note paper. 
Staring bid is $2 for each or $10 for the lot; Minimum bid is $2 added to the starting bid. Bids for the entire lot will take priority above other bids. 
Auction will end January 28th at 12pm Mountain Standard Time in the...

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H-hey! Watch it will ya!?

Daisy Dane and her big bro Darren playing basketball. Her style throws him off his game XD

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Mating Call >:0

Dog farts are my mating call apparently...and Delilah rang. Naomi isn't amused >:0

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Dunkin Dognuts >:0

Nothing like waking up to some coffee and d-DOGnuts? Oh FUCK yeah. Much OBLIGED, Hans! Welcome to Danger Donuts, where one dunk is always a double >:9

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Gogodado 3 of 3 >:0

***Full image will be sent to you***

Completed page 3 of 3 of Hans and his sister Henrietta lovin on some happy dick. FUCK yes. >:0

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Gogodado 2 of 3 >:0

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Completed page 2 of 3 of Hans and his sister Henrietta lovin on some happy dick. FUCK yes. >:0

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GOGODADO! 1 of 3 >:0

You'll be messaged link to full image.

Completed short series of Hans and Henrietta and some lucky fucking guy!

Page 1 of 3.

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Happy New Year!!! >:0

Happy fucking new year ya'll! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK YES! 2021 is gonna be bad but in the end will be for good. Can't wait. Watchin 'Sealab 2021' in 2021! FUCK YEAH! Stay safe out there ya'll!! Remember to always pull out! >:0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA

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DeeDee and Dynomutt Page 2 of 3 >:0

DeeDee Skyes getting fucked by Dynomutt! Oh fuck yeah! >:0

Check your messages for link to full image.

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So...WTF?

So...what the fuck did ya'll get for Christmas? I got a lot, even when I asked for nothing, because I feel I have enough. To my family and friends...I love you and I'm very much OBLIGED. Things gifted to me are listed below...


- Loyal patrons/supporters

- DJI Mavic Mini drone bundle

- Kirkland Signature Outdoor trail socks

- Nike sweater

- Tommy Hilfiger stocking cap

- $100 gift card to TARGET

- Wolverine Multishox safety toe boots

- ...

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Art and commissions...

A lot of folks are askin when I'll be open for commissions again. Originally I planned to be open January 2nd 2021, but I most likely won't be open until end of January or beginning of February. All depends on me getting a lot of my personal projects done. Been on a small vacation/break so I apologize I'm not getting out much art. I'm doing what I can and things will ramp back up after New Years.

Here's to surviving another year, and I'm very much obliged that you've stayed with me an...

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A very merry Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! <3

Howdy ya'll....yer dog Danger here, wishing you all a very Merry Christmas. Hopefully you get what you want and then some. And to those who have it bad or are missing a friend or family member for whatever reason, stay strong and know that they ARE with you in some capacity.

May your day be merry and bright;

eat, drink and try not to fight.

Set aside that foolish pride;

we are all a part of this great big ride.

Do not be hostile to an opposing view;

Try to ...

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A very Merry Christmas Daaaaaaaaay <3

Howdy ya'll....yer dog Danger here, wishing you all a very Merry Christmas. Hopefully you get what you want and then some. And to those who have it bad or are missing a friend or family member for whatever reason, stay strong and know that they ARE with you in some capacity.


May your day be merry and bright;

eat, drink and try not to fight.

Set aside that foolish pride;

we are all a part of this great big ride.

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DeeDee and Dynomutt *LINEWORK* >:0

DeeDee Skyes getting fucked by Dynomutt! Oh fuck yeah! >:0


Check your messages for link to full image. 

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Everytown for Guns >:0

Pro-gun signage I made mocking the similar signage of the anti-gun opposition. 

You can find them on Zazzle here:

YARD SIGN: https://www.zazzle.com/everytown_for_guns_lawn_sign-256437931136945033

BUMPER STICKER: https://www.zazzle.com/everytown_for_gu...

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Danger Mug >:0

Here live snuggled in the Danger Den. 


New mug is in! Very nice quality. You can get yours at the below link. 


https://www.patreon.com/posts/44740522


Here's to getting through the rest of this year and hope the years to come are better. But know things are going to get worse before they get better. It's the natural order of tings.


Be well...

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Desoto and Scooby Dee Page 2 of 2 (COMMISSION) >:0

Here's last commission for the year. Page 2 of 2 of a comic of Scooby Dee and Desoto. I don't know which one is luckier. Both equally I reckon. FUCK yes! >:0


I want to let you all know that I'm very much OBLIGED for all the support and commissions this year. Although the year has been shit it has been good as well. If things are bad for you I pray they get better, and know that everything will be okay one way or another.


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Smells like...

DAISY! >:0

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Daisy Dane >:0

Just Daisy bein Daisy <3

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Fruitcake Cannibal >:0

Oh Daisy...always giving Darren a hard time. AHAHAHA! 

Enjoy and happy holidays everyone >:0

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Desoto and Scooby Dee Page 2 of 2 (COMMISSION) *ROUGH DRAFT* >:0

Here's a commission that's in the works.  Some things may change during this phase.  Page 2 of 2 of a comic of Scooby Dee and Desoto. I don't know which one is luckier. Both equally I reckon. FUCK yes! >:0

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If we make it through December...

Have faith and have hope that things will get better. Here's some good ole Merle. Be safe out there ya'll...  

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SEASPI (COMMISSION) >:0

Current completed commission of a sexy ass pitbull bitch on a hiking trail in a canyon during sunset. Don't let the coyotes get a whiff of that juicy girl >:0

Happy fuckin December, ya'll >:0

Be well and take care.

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Danger Coffee Mug >:0

Newest product in my Zazzle store. I just ordered one. Drink from it, store stuff in it, break it for all I care. Get yours at the following link:

https://www.zazzle.com/danger_doberman_coffee_mug-168297765500837199

I'll subtract $16 from any future commission that you may get from me that costs $45 or more. This offer will be for my patrons only, and only usable once per p...

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Desoto and Scooby Dee Page 2 of 2 (COMMISSION) *ROUGH DRAFT* >:0

Here's a commission that's in the works.  Some things may change during this phase. 
Page 2 of 2 of a comic of Scooby Dee and Desoto. I don't know which one is luckier. Both equally I reckon. FUCK yes! >:0

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Happy FUCKIN December! >:0

December is finally here...one of my favorite times of year due to the holidays. Fuckin Christmas, ARE YOU FUCKIN SHITTIN ME!? Egg-nog, the lights, cozy fuckin fires, reindeer asses. Oh buttfuck yeah, that's what I'm TALKING about, let's fuckin GO!! 


CHRISTMAS EVE IS CUMMIN SOON, HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIT!! I just love Christmas. Everyday is Christmas for me though. I try to give and be forgiving and cheerful, while not being a doormat or taken advantage of. I try to treat...

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SEASPI (COMMISSION) *LINE WORK* >:0

Current commission in the works of a sexy ass pitbull bitch on a hiking trail in a canyon during sunset. Don't let the coyotes get a whiff of that juicy kooter >:0

This image is likely to change during the commission process. You will be notified if this image is updated with those changes.

Happy fuckin December, ya'll >:0

Be well and take care.

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GOGODADO! 1 of 3 *LINE WORK* >:0

You'll be messaged link to full image. 

Line work done for Hans and Henrietta and some lucky fucking guy!

Page 1 of 3. 

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Henrietta 69 *LINE WORK* >:0

You'll be messaged link to full image.

Henrietta being a good girl in that 69 with some LUCKY guy. FUCK yeah! 

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