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#826 RHOD: Gang Green

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It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, an...

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#825 BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours.  Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys!  Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing.  Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical?  How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you lie out in the sun, mmmkay?

Listen here:  2018-10-31 17:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post

SPOOKY October Google Hangout!!

It's time to hang out!  You know the drill:  there are ten spots available on the hangout.  If they're full, you can watch along on Youtube!  Please be sure to use headphones if you join the hangout otherwise we will shame you.


Google Hangout (be sure to use headphones):  https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/uskrwohxvncxteahbwxjd7ftlue

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#824 RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica v...

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#823 Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny.  Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party.  Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.

Listen to our recap here:  https://aca.st/8f1c20

Download the episode here:  2018-10-29 23:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Google Hangout Tues 6PM Pacific Time!

Time to party! Our spooky October Video Chat Hangout will be at 6PM Pacific this Tuesday October 30. To join on camera, you'll need a webcam and earphones so we don't get feedback. We'll post links here right before start time. See you guys there! ***This is for $2 and above Patreon tiers! 

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#822 SHAHS: Baby Not On Board

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn.  Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord.  Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment!

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#821 RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

Too many cooks in this kitchen.  Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare.  It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work).  In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other.  Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at 2018-10-25 17:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post

#820 Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child

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Kate throws a hula party on Below De...

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#819 RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for:  Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes!  What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking).  We recap every shrill, screaming moment.

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Download here:  2018-10-23 21:08:19 +0000 UTC View Post

#818 Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

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Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesi...

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#817 Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

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GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza cho...

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Crappens Spotlight Topic!

Hey gang! We need Crappens Spotlight submissions! Send us audio recordings answering the following question: who is your favorite Bravo Star, least favorite, most over hyped, most under appreciated?


Be sure to include your name and keep it less than 2 minutes long. Send the recording to watchwhatcrappens@gmail.com and put Crappens Spotlight in the subject.


THANKS!!!!!!!

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#816 RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips

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The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, M...

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#815 BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck."  Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors.  Plus, there's a squall!  We recap it all on this episode.

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Download here:  2018-10-17 15:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post

#814 RHOC: River Monsters

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The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out...

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#813 Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk.  We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks.  Come listen!

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#812: RHONY in Morocco - Live in NYC

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!!  It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco"  (season 4, episode 10).  If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one.  Come take a trip down memory lane with us.  It'll be worth it.

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#811 RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas!  This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show.  We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind.  Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.

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#810 Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People

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The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let ...

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#809 RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week:  Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos.  Come check out our recap!

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#808 Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine

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It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as ...

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Crappens Ringers Posted!

Time for a fresh batch of ringers, wouldn't you say? There are a ton here. I put all of Summer into one folder, and then three months worth. There are iPhone and MP3 versions, so rifle through this folder and download what you want! Thanks for the support you guys! 

Ringers: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5mv_z11OvADMHg1MnJOenJsbUU

List of Ringtones: Summer 2018

End of Sum...

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#807 RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon ...

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#806 RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!

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The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be t...

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#805 Below Deck: Foam Around the World

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Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and ...

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#804 RHOC: Read Between These Salmons

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all:  bending down to pick up a card!!  Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents.  Come check out our recap!

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Download here:  2018-10-02 22:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post

#803 Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child.  That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery.  Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone.  We recap it all and more on our latest episode.  Check it out!

Listen here:  2018-10-01 23:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post

#802 SHAHS: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG.  He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move...  

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 9/28/18

We need more questions!  WE DEMAND THEM!!  Leave questions or comments in the comment section below, and we'll read them on the air!

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