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Is Bravo Problematic? Also, weddings and series finales

"Real Men Watch Bravo" - is that a problematic marketing campaign?  We ask that question, and naturally, this leads us to discussions about awesome weddings, our favorite series finales, and Newsies: The Musical.  Makes sense.

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#721 SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In

The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God.  We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.

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#720 RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup.  Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac.  Come check out our latest recap!

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#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm."  In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do:  DRAG HER ASS.  Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.

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#718 RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy.  From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny.  AMAZING.  Def check out our recap of this mess!


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#717 BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder

You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast.  Or else you'll be the one who's toast!  See what we did there?  It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered.  Check out our recap!


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Google Hangout Time!

Google Hangout Time!

There are only ten slots at a time on camera. The slots fill up quickly, so we're starting a waiting list. To get on it, just post a comment on this patreon post. We'll start shuffling people every 20 minutes! If you don’t get in, use the viewing link instead of the join link! We'll be reading the comments here throughout the night! AND WEAR HEADPHONES! xo

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#716 RHOP: Extra Medium

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The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!

This week's bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon...

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Google Hangout Tues at 6PM Pacific!

HEY! Time to paaartaaay!! The Google Video Chat Hangout is tomorrow night, Tuesday, at 6PM Pacific. We'll post here right before we start with links to watch and to join in with your webcam. You'll need headphones! See you then! 

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#715: Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza

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We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.

This we...

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#714 Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock

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The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. 

This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#713 RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper

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The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?

This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, ...

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#712 BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD

You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews.  Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner.  And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.

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#711 PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion.  Wow.  So much to say.  Pasta.  Lala.  Kristen.  Jax.  Need we say more?  Of course!  Come listen!!

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#710 RHOP: Scents and Sensibility

Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel.  We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac.  Come listen!


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#709 SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon

This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!


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#708 RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?

Who are you hearing?  Bethenny or Carole?  Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny.  Will these two ever mend fences?  Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday?  And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain?  Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap.  Come listen!

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#707 Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!

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Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. Fo...

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#706 PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV.  Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.

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#705 RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse

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The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

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#704 Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA

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This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode,...

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#703 RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico

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Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#702: The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)

Our recap of the VPR reunion part 1 continues as we dive into the second part of our Chicago double header.  So I guess that technically makes this part 2 of part 1.  Just listen.  It'll make sense.


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#701: Reunited and it Feels So Hood

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Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!

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#700 RHOBH: The End Period

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It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. 

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**Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix,...

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#699 RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya

Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it.  Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!


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#698 SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton

Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton.  It's another takedown... but was it warranted?  We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week.  Come listen!

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#697 RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor

Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York.  How will LuAnn deal?  We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap.  Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup.

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#696 RHOBH: Gag Bag

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It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. 

***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and P...

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Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!

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We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpa...

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