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#644 SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!

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#643 RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane

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**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episode...

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#642 TopChef: Elevated Dining

"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS.  Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG!! 2-16-18!

A new mailbag is up!  Leave your questions and comments in the comment section below, and we'll read them on the air!

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#641 Summer House: Carltastrophe

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This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts...

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#640 RHOBH: Wrecks and the City

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's...

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#639: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To

Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!

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#638 RHOA: Where's The Beef?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby V...

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#637 Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!

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Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's b...

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#636 Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities

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Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Nati...

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#635 RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit

On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode!

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#634 PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino

Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week.  Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn't have it any other way.  Plus, there's a fire.  Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic") subs in for Ronnie to break down the whole mess.

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#633: 2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!

It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo.  For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv!  Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends!  Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!

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#632 TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure

A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely.  Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans.  The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.

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#631 SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too

Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl.  Come listen to our similarly insightful recap!

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#630 RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for P...

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Google Hangout Time!

There are only ten slots at a time on camera. The slots fill up quickly, so we're starting a waiting list. To get on it, just post a comment on this patreon post. We'll start shuffling people every 20 minutes! If you don’t get in, use the viewing link instead of the join link! We'll be reading the comments here throughout the night! BYOB AND WEAR HEADPHONES! xo

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#629 PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?

On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for.  Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR.  Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.  

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#628 RHOA: Leave a Will

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a coo...

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Google Hangout Party This Tues!!! 6PM Pacific

Guys did you think we forgot our favorite time of the month? HELL NO!! It's Google Hangout time! We'll be on hangouts with a bunch of you video giggling and bonding. 

We'll post links and instructions here at about ten til. It gets crowded and webcam participation is limited. Don't worry! We have started putting people on a time limit and cycling noobs in and out so we can all talk! Whether on cam or not, you'll be able to watch and comment via the youtube link we post along with the "joi...

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#627 RHONJ: Pretty in Clink

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh,...

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#626 Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls

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Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier f...

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#625 RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses

Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass.  It's all downhill from there.  Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!!

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#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta

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Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week f...

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected.  Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show...

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#622 Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye

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We’re live in Boston this week at T...

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#621 RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight...

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#620 Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group

Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our recap!

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#619 RHOA: Mbele-shing The Truth

There's an elephant in the room.  Actually, about ten of them.  Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta.  But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE.  Come listen to our recap as we rip apart the whole episode.

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#618 TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap!

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