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#339: From Hair to Eternity

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Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Texas on Yours Mine or Ours, and his old relationship...

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: LeeAnne Locken vs. Kathryn Dennis

Who wins?  A giant, 50-foot Kathryn Dennis throwing bears?  Or LeeAnne Locken, who USED to be a bear but now has the ability to spray neurotoxins and shoot webs?

Photo assistance from Candyce Ann Staymer

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#338: Irish Goodbye

The one where they all try to get Kelly drunk and crazy and then get mad at her for being drunk and crazy.

Listen here:

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00:00:00 - Intro  

00:05:16 - Crappens Superfight  

00:18:15 - Real Ho...

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#337: Window Shade

Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo's laughably bad HGTV knock-off, "Yours, Mine, or Ours" and wrap up with some "Million Dollar Listing LA." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a raffle!

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Kim Zolciak vs. Janet!

This bit is really testing our photoshop skills.  Who wins?  Kim Zolciak made of sand with a catapult and unlimited livestock or 50 Janets who can transform into any vehicle???

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 10/13

We love your questions and comments!  Leave them in the comments section, and we'll read them on the air!!

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#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools

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The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she...

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#335: Tanties

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing along despite the douchiest guests of the season! Yo...

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Rey vs. Janet

Who wins?  Guacamole Rey with a sausage lasso?  Or 50 transformer Janets?

Also, is this the stupidest photoshop you've ever seen?

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#334: Vermonster Mash

It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo.  First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about candles and deception.  And peas — both frozen and brain size.  Then we head to Vermont where the women of Real Housewives of New Jersey are busy screaming at each other on the slopes of Stowe Mountain.  Fun times!


00:00:00 - Intro & Superfight  

00:12:35 - RHOC  

01:17:32 - RHONJ  ...

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#333: HAIR MODEL TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

Giving new meaning to the phrase "hair of the dog," our most seniorest senior deckhand Trevor finally faced the wrath of Cap'n Lee, and it wasn't pretty.  Come enjoy this episode dedicated almost entirely to this week's installment of "Below Deck."  It's fun and gluten free!

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Hangout Time!!

Get your earbuds on, your drink poured and your mud ready to sling. It's hangout time!! 

To join on webcam (have a webcam, duh, and earbuds) https://hangouts.google.com/call/ng3isgvlkzakhpmjct6lwaiu7qe

To watch, just open this youtube link at 6PM Pacific: http://youtu.be/tCKvnzHzSuc

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG! 9/29

Time to fill the mailbag up again!  Leave your comments and questions below!

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Google Hangout this Thursday at 6PM Pacific!

Time to hang out, suckas!! So excited to play with you this month. The hangout will be tomorrow night, Thursday Sept 29 at 6pm pacific time. We'll have the links up at 545 to join us. If you want to party on camera, be sure to have headphones on. There will also be a link to just watch if you don't feel sexy. See you tomorrow!! xoxoxo

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#332: LIVE FROM THE 2016 LA PODCAST FESTIVAL!

If you missed our live show, don't worry!  We have it all right here!!  Come listen to us and our special guest Molly McAleer introduce newbies to Bravo and then recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Melbourne!  Fun times!!

Listen here!  https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/736c5b49-a050-42a7-b390-f061761d8545/embed<...

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT!! Rinna vs. Janet!

Pregnant Lisa Rinna staved off a time-traveling Vicki Gunvalson throwing knives at her.  Now she takes on a new opponent:  50 Janets who have the ability to transform into ANY VEHICLE.

Who wins?  Leave your predictions in the comments section below, Chicken!

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#331: Bye Bye Betch

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Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s a...

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#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Fi...

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT! Vicki vs. Rinna

Who wins this fight: Vicki Gunvalson, throwing knives and assisted by a phone booth time machine, or pregnant Lisa Rinna on a motorcycle???

Voice your thoughts in the comments section!

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#329: Mommie Dearest

Hello dears.  Come enjoy our latest episode featuring recaps of RHOC and RHONJ.  Plus, a new segment called Crappens Superfight!

https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/fd380c8a-2c43-4ca7-b71b-a0213d80cf9c/embed


00:00:00 - Intro 

00:06:21 - Crappens Superfight! 

00:14:25 - Real Housewives of Orange...

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#328: C'est Fini!

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It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona -- everythin...

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#327: Gerbil Anger

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent negle...

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG! 9/12/16

We have a lot of thoughts on a lot of shows.  Ask us about them!  Leave questions in the comments section below.  Thanks!

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#326: Don’t Be Cross

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Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbourne went on a RHOBH sightseeing trip in Dubai, and...

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#325: SLOW YOUR ROLL, TAMRA

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Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it's off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in the streets about the mob and...

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#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend

Come listen to us take down the RHONY reunion and last week's RHOMel.  Time codes below...

Listen here:  https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/513ad6a8-3ff1-4c63-b503-9d925694f277/embed


00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag! 

00:12:58 - RHONY Reunion Part 1 

01:23:41 - Real Housewives of Melbourne

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Fresh Crappens Ringers!

Such gems this month, thanks to the lovely craycrays of Bravo. Just go to the link below and rummage through the folders to download the rings you want. Love you guys.

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B5mv_z11OvADMHg1MnJOenJsbUU&usp=sharing


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#323: Extra Terestrial

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 8/29!

If you've got questions, then we have answers!  Leave all your thoughts and queries in the comments section below, and we'll read them on the air!

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#322: Human Piñatas

Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com!

Timestamps:
00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag
RHONY 21:35
RHOM 1:35:00

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