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Crappens Mailbag for the week of 3/8/16!

omg we're late this week!  Post your questions to us in the comments below.  They can be about anything!

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#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/e2004434-878b-42b8-afe8-fa488ef484e2

It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts.

Episode 271 Links!

Not sure what what happening with the internet at posting time, but people are having some confusion with our links! Here they all are again! Let us know if there are issues, and sorry for the dramz! 

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#271: Brandon, Craig, and the Three Am-Egos

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Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab ( 2016-03-02 03:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post

February Ringtones PLUS Bonus Gif Emojis: Yes. I'm a Bitch!

Here's a link to the February ringtones in both MP3 and iPhone formats. Just download the ringers you want and assign them in your phone! As usual, three full months of ringers are left up at a time, so get them all! Also, this month we're including a bonus GIF emoji set. Ronnie uses these in his RHOBH recaps and then saves to the celly to annoy the hell out of friends in text convos. It's easiest to download these to your computer and text them to yourself (on iPhone, at least!) We're throwing ...

Leap Year Mailbag!

Submit your questions in the comment section below because the next Leap Year Crappens Mailbag is four years from now!

#270: You’ve Got Fail

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Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email ...

EPISODE 269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli

GET IT!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/a61fb818-0da3-4c24-bb16-db29c51648da

On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown:

00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo!

00:07:35 - ...

Crappens Mailbag for 2/22!

Lend us your tired, your poor, your questions!

Leave 'em in the comments section on this post!

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FEBRUARY HANGOUT STARTING NOW NOW NOW!

We're starting up in just a few minutes! 

To Participate:  https://hangouts.google.com/call/zovcndusfneidkeypbhncuhstma

To VIEW ONLY:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KojFqVMtok&feature=youtu.be

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Time for our Februar...

Episode 268 is here and ¡EN FUEGO!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/11324ac6-337a-4637-b6ea-3c2e822695f8

This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. He...

Google Hangout: Subscriber Video Chat BYOB

Time for our February PARTAAAAAAY!! Tonight at 6 PM Pacific, we'll be partying with you on Google Hangouts. If you want to chat on camera, you'll need a webcam (duh), earbuds (so we don't hear feedback on the chat) and a gmail username and password to log on. If you only wanna watch, that's cool too. There will be links for both options. Check back here around 5:45 for the links! Excited to play with you guys! 

Episode #267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife

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Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restauran...

Crappens Mailbag Week of Feb 15

Did you guys have a sexy valentines? Time to get your head out of makeout pose and back to business. Submit your Crappens Mailbag questions in the comments of this post do be read during this week's episodes. Thanks for the support you guys! You're our Valentines. 

Vanderpump Ringtone Posted!

Hey guys! We're going to be posting these ringers weekly now instead of monthly. Just go to the dropbox and select what you want from the folders. Download and put them in your phone's ringer section. Love to you, and thanks for the support!! 

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y41l3scjmbjjc6t/AACIm5cLfwo0-3F0a8qGDuz_a?dl=0

#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!

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Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adopti...

Episode #265 is here!

Special bonus:  a new track from DJ James Kennedy!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/359a007c-6b0b-46a2-b311-bd913605ab18

Thanks for listening and supporting us!!!!

Crappens Mailbag for the week of 2/8/16!

Come leave your questions in the comments section.  WE LOVE YOU.

Erika Jayne Sings! This week's ringtone!

Surely, there's someone who calls you that you just want to STFU. Now you can add Erika Jayne butchering musicality as their ringer so you won't be caught off guard. This week's ringtone is posted! When you go to the dropbox link below, just go to the February 2016 folder. All folders are available to download, of course. Enjoy! 

Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y41l3s...

Episode #264 Is Here!

Our latest episode is up!  Come listen!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/857b380d-9638-427f-9f4e-a476b0974236

Here are the time codes:

0:00:00 - Intro 

00:10:39 - Crappens Mailbag 

00:29:45 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 

01:30:01 - Newlyweds: The First Year 

01:59:32 - V...

Complete List of Bonus Episodes: Feb 2

Hey guys! Here's a list of all of the bonus episodes so you don't have to go searching through all the Patreon posts. This address will change every week, and we'll post the new address here each time! xo and thanks for everything! R and B

Bonus Episodes Private Address: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens/sets/bonus-episodes/s-CLKIg

#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now

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NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. ...

Crappens Mailbag for the Week of 2/1/16!

Please ask us some crazy questions!  Leave them in the comments section below...

#262: Do You Feel Better Now?

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Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annulment, and Jax gets caught stealing sunglasses ...

#261: You Can't Stop The Beat

This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crappy fish on "Top Chef," and a petty lunch on "Real Housewives of Potomac."

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/7c6fe778-b9c3-4a0d-84c8-c6e1d5331ede

00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:16 - Cra...

Crappens Mailbag for The Week of 1-25-16

We love your crazy questions!!  Submit them in the comments section below...

January Hangout Links! Starting nowish!

We start at six pm! To join, have earbuds on! 

To watch, don't worry about it! You can comment here or on our facebook page! 

JOIN LINK: https://hangouts.google.com/call/ul6ewqz72nvfiaw4alhb6p45pma

WATCH LINK: ttp://youtu.be/gGhKUo9-Ol4

#260: An Affair To Remember

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/34ec4129-c3e8-42de-bcd1-1b2ed70dfdb0

Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Won't you be a doll and listen to us gab about it? Here are the time codes:

00:10:46 - Crappens Mailbag...

Subscriber Hangout Thursday Jan 21, 6PM PST!

The subscriber hangout is tomorrow night!! This is for our peeps in the $2 level. It's a video chat. You can either join us on Google Hangouts (we'll post the link tomorrow at about 5:45 PT here) or you can just watch. If you are going to video chat, make sure to have earbuds! It's first come first serve! Can't wait to hang with you fools. 

#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools

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New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are checking out the catering at the Million ...