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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1403 Taking OceanSides

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E09: That Boy is Mine

It’s not a season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht without girls declaring war over an absolute goober of a man, so have at it, ladies. Also, Captain Glenn gets a solo cave day after his crew messes up a couch, and Danni finally gets that D she’s been hollering about. Next!

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Crappy Hour 12/02/24: The End of a Vand-Era-Pump

 Vanderpump Rules, as we know it, is over. We spend a good chunk of this week’s live episode going over social media posts and memories. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0909: Thriving and Diving

The Real Housewives of Potomac features a building scaling Ashley and an activated Mia. Also, Stacey learns that men are kinda liars at all times.

You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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The Mounting Hysteria Tour: Presale Code

Watch What Crappens is going back out on the road with the Mounting Hysteria Tour! We’re taking our live show across North America for the first time in two years, and we want you to join us!

Tickets go on sale 12/4, but with this exclusive code, you can get your tix early on 12/3!

Use code TRIXIEMHT25 to get early access!

Ticket links arriving 12/3 on watchwhatcrappens.com

UPDATE: the ticketing l...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S5E11: Pouts Honor

It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on..

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1402: PKs and Valleys

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going!

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E08 "The Greatest Night in Lollipop"

They say it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and Below Deck Sailing Yacht comes very close to confirming this. Between a lollipop and Emma, there’s blood and tears flowing from the eyeballs tonight.

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #530: Southern Hospitality Trailer Trash

Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality.  Join us for a season 3 trailer trash!

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Bonus #530: Southern Hospitality Trailer Trash

Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality.  Join us for a season 3 trailer trash!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0908: In The Name of the Fathers

It’s still Wendy’s 40th birthday on The Real Housewives of Potomac, but it’s the audience who gets the real gifts: Karen goes to court, Ashley tries to sing, TJ shows his true self, and Mia makes a casual bombshell revelation to close out the show

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Bonus #529: Thanksgiving Food Chat


Thanksgiving is next week, and we’re talking about turkey, casseroles, and all the good things you should have on your table!


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Crappens on Demand: Thanksgiving Food Chat

Thanksgiving is next week, and we’re talking about turkey, casseroles, and all the good things you should have on your table!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S18E19 Reunion 3 For Whom The Bellino Tolls

The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E10: Crash and Hepburn

Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs.

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E08: Thanks But No Pranks

The fallout of Erin’s prank hits The Real Housewives of New York City, and it turns out there’s more than meets the eye to this storyline. Plus, Pavit eats tortilla chips during therapy.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1401 Hello, Dali!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going!

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E07: Tender Disses

Emma mops a hell of a lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing. Oh wait. Sorry. Emma mopes a whole lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing after almost crashing the tender. My bad. Also, Gary tries to teach people things without his penis out and Danni gets rejected by the most boring man on Earth before the boat almost crashes.

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Crappy Hour 11/18/24: Kempire Guests to Talk RHOP, RHOC, RHOSLC and Teddi’s Cheating Heart

(Starts at 530 PST) We are blessed with the presence of Kempire on tonight’s Crappy Hour Live! Follow this handsome devil on all of his links below. We’re talking Teddi’s cheating scandal, RHOC and RHOP drama, and adding in a dash of Lisa Barlow’s meltdown and a drop of Southern Charm. Enjoy! 

Follow Kempire

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thekempire

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0907: Short, Stop!

Gordon takes a stance against Mia’s short king on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac and the ladies gather to celebrate some football stuff and stop mentioning any gossip about Jassi’s man after checking out the size of his arms.

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Bonus #528: Grumpy Old Men

To celebrate the new grumpy old man husband on RHOSLC, Ben and Ronnie spend a half hour bitching about modern rudeness and wonder what ever happened to customer service. Join us!

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #528: Grumpy Old Men

To celebrate the new grumpy old man husband on RHOSLC, Ben and Ronnie spend a half hour bitching about modern rudeness and wonder what ever happened to customer service. Join us!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S18E19 Reunion 2 Part One: A Star Was Born (?)

The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E09 Part One: Get Off My Lawn!

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Todd officially becomes the grumpiest husband, but the other husbands vye for the title as they team up against Lisa in Palm Springs. Will John Barlow’s power of pastiness win the day or is Lisa sunk?

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E07: Get Out of Dodge

The first true scandal of the new cast hits The Real Housewives of New York City! But is it really the scandal it’s cracked up to be? Truth and lies emerge at a very consequential game of dodgeball.

YouTube is having issues with thumbnails, I assure you this is the correct episode. Thanks! -Crappens Video Producer Cristina

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E06: The Plate’s The Thing

Cloyce continues to fail at his job on Below Deck Sailing, but he’s not the only one.  Emma, Danni, and others are just… bad?  It’s a lot of laziness, and we’re here to make fun of all of it

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0906: The First Crack

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Lake Norman giving endless speeches about how inspiring Wendy is, and Mia takes us back to where it all began. The first crack the back location! Oh yeah and Mia was an opioid addict. Enjoy!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOC S18E18: Lawyer & Disorder

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion has us fired up.  Tamra gies a begrudging apology to Shannon; Emily and Heather savage Katie; and Jenn attempts to defend Ryan.  It’s a wild ride.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E08: Todd Forbid!

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, most of the ladies head off to Palm Springs for a couples trip, but when Lisa Facetimes Heather, tensions flare. Will Todd allow the Barlows to stay?

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Bonus #527: Sold on SLC Trailer Trash!

Bravo is giving us a new Utah real estate show called Sold on SLC, and after watching this trailer, we are on board!  Sold on it, perhaps?  Come watch along with us!

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