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#1105 Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi

The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games."  This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly.

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#1104 RHOC: The Drags of Society

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DC & Jersey Presale!

We're taking our podcast back to Washington DC for what could be our biggest show yet!  It's all going down at the Lincoln Theatre on May 2.  Will you be there?

But first!  We're getting things started in Asbury Park on May 1 — the iconic NJ town that has seen the likes of Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and now... Crappens!

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Asbury Park:  2019-12-03 17:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post

#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!

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#1102 RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!

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#1101 RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!

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#1100 RHOA: Red Read Regiftion

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#1099 RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago

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#1098 MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer

"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs!


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Video Recaps: 2019-11-28 02:32:20 +0000 UTC View Post

#1097 BelowDeck: Paleo Riot

Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin.  Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice.

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#1096 RHOA: Marlo the Mediator

The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap.  Or at least wear crazy outfits.  Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a jerk.

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#1095 RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC

On this week's "Real Housewives of New Jersey," Melissa throws herself a 40th birthday party. Will Jennifer and Jackie make up?  Will Teresa and Marge be okay?  Will we ever survive an unexpected Ramona singer crossover moment?  PLUS, it's Crappensgiving, and we're going over three things we're thankful for with Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hanner Berner (Summer House).

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#1095 RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC

It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for:  Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House).  Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life).

Then it's on to recap Melissa Gorga's 40th Birthday bash, which is most notable for one thing: RAMONA SINGER.

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#1094 RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens.  Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST.

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Video Recaps: 2019-11-24 08:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post

#1093 RHOD: L'Infinite Jest

The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly.  First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect.  And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way.  OY.

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#1092 Married2Med: Vajay Walking

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#1091 Below Deck: Pirate Peaked

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#1090 RHOA: Nope Floats

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#1089 RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago

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#1088 RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis

The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery.  Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis.  It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend.  Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon.  Dream come true.

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#1087 RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum

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Oklahoma City 4/18 Presale!

Following in the footsteps of The Real Housewives of Orange County and The Real Housewives of New Jersey, we are headed to Oklahoma!!!  We're super psyched to be bringing our show to The Tower Theatre in OKC !!   Tickets on sale Friday, but you can get yours NOW by using the CRAPPENS here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/watch-what-crappens-podcast-bravo-tic...

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#1086 BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away

Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road.  The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her.  Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog.

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#1085 RHOA: Baby Boom

We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about.  But that's what we're here for, right?  Also, babies.  Lots and lots of babies.  Everyone has a child suddenly.  Even Marlo!

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#1084 RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale

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#1083 RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa

We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa.  Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad.  We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much.  However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ.  Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appearance on our show to talk about being a guest on Below Deck and o...

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#1082 Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools

This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal.  Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids.

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#1081 RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra

On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes.  Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. 

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#1080 BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance

A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck."  We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG.

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Video Recaps: 2019-11-05 22:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Orlando, Charleston, and Vancouver Presales!!

We've added three more cities to our list!!  Tix go on sale to the public this Friday, but Patreon supporters can get their tickets now by using the promo code CRAPPENS with the following links.  See you there!

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Orlando 4/3:  2019-11-05 19:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post