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How are you going to cover the rent?

"Where am I?" Jasmine's eyelids fluttered open, revealing confused eyes that swept across her surroundings. She found herself nestled in a soft bed, surrounded by an expansive emerald landscape that stretched endlessly before her.

"Sky Poison Pearl?!" Jasmine suddenly remembered what happened before she lost consciousness. She had been schemed against by Qianye Ying'er, who leaked fake news about the Heretic God's inheritance, leading to her being poisoned by the Southern Sea God Empero...

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Domain Expansion~

Early in the morning, Yun Wuji lay on the soft bed with his eyes closed. By his side, Xia Qingyue clung to him as she slept, her arms wrapped around his and her legs locking around his waist.

A satisfied smile played on her face, and from time to time, she let out a silly laugh, as if lost in some unknown dream.

Yun Wuji wasn't sleeping. His focus was entirely on the vast expanse of his profound vein's world.

Within this boundless world, countless stars twinkled, filling the...

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Lemons

"Ah♡! Ah♡! Hee♡, ah♡! Ah♡♡♡!"

"Ahn♡"

Xia Qingyue's moans began to fill the room along with his heavy breathing. She was groaning every time she reciprocated the piston movement. Yun Wuji thrust his tongue into her parted lips and moved his waist harder.

"♡ Ah~♡ Ah~♡ It's so deep~♡!"

Every time his cock reached her cervix, she let her moan flow into his mouth.

He kept turning his tongue around as he stirred in her mouth, and of course, she ...

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You will never leave me, right?

Bang!

The door was kicked open, and both of them stumbled into the room, still locked in a kiss. Xia Qingyue had her arms wrapped around his neck, while Yun Wuji held her soft, slender waist.

Their lips were locked in a deep, wet, passionate kiss, their tongues intertwining.

Xia Qingyue gently moved her delicate pink tongue within his mouth, sucking eagerly on his tongue, her body pressing tightly against his as if she wanted to merge with him. It was as though she was tryin...

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Master, I've grown up

After two years, Xia Qingyue was no longer a little girl. She had grown taller, her lustrous black hair cascading like silk to her bottom. Her purple robe was drawing the outline of a body that was so perfectly curved and proportioned in every single way that it caused one to gasp in astonishment; the proud curves of her breasts and buttocks were barely concealed by her loose robe.

Her skin was white and immaculate as the finest jade, and her features possessed such transcendent beauty ...

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Evil mouth

"You seem excited, master. Do you know this person?" The Evil Infant sensed Yun Wuji's excitement and curiously asked.

"Oh, this little girl is very beautiful. Don't tell me you've finally changed your taste and are into little girls now?" Without waiting for him to reply, the Evil Infant's evil mouth started up again.

"Three weeks." Yun Wuji barely glanced at her, too focused on Jasmine as he uttered the words she dreaded most.

"Nooo!" The Evil Infant's cries echoed in the ...

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Portable Star God

As Yun Wuji drew closer to the sea of flowers, his gaze sharpened, and he spotted a small figure hidden among the blooms.

She floated quietly amidst the lustrous sea of purple flowers, her long silver hair, brilliant and lustrous like an entire galaxy of stars surrounding her delicate body. The hair hung low, a portion of it trailing against the floor

There were also her eyes, those eyes, the strangest and most beautiful Yun Wuji had ever seen in his life.

The top half of he...

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Cloud's End Cliff

"This is my second body," The Devil body, standing beside Yun Wuji, spoke. His voice was identical to Yun Wuji's, and his expression, speech, and mannerisms were the same.

Which was obvious since Yun Wuji was the one controlling it.

I'll refer to the second body as the 'devil body' from now on.

"Second body?!!!" they all exclaimed in confusion. Since when could someone have two bodies?

Curiosity got the better of them as they approached the devil body, inspect...

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Second body

"Master, what are you doing? You look like you're in so much pain!" The Evil Infant floated in the air, her gaze fixed on Yun Wuji, who was sitting cross-legged, his face twitching with agony. Her expression grew worried as she circled him, concern lacing her voice. "Perhaps you should stop, whatever you're doing seems dangerous."

"..." Yun Wuji didn't respond, not because he chose silence, but because he didn't have the strength or mental energy to speak. Sweat poured relentlessly from...

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Devil Origin Orb

A few weeks had passed since the grand wedding between Yun Wuji and Huan Caiyi.

In the Yun Palace, which had been moved from the Illusory Demon Realm back to the Profound Sky Continent, this time placed at the edge of the Snow Region of Extreme Ice.

Yun Wuji sat cross-legged in his training room, In his hand, he held a purple crystal that shimmered faintly in the dim light.

The energy from the crystal flowed steadily into Yun Wuji’s profound veins as he absorbed it.

...

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Brat, are you showing off to this old man?!

"Ahn~" Chu Yuechan let out a soft, cute moan as she began to stir awake. Lazily opening her eyes, she lifted her gaze and blinked adorably, her vision filled with the sight of Yun Wuji's face. Realizing her position, she found herself lying on top of him, her head resting gently on his chest.

"Good morning," Yun Wuji who was looking at her sleeping face, said with a gentle smile when he saw her waking up.

"Hmm, good morning," Chu Yuechan murmured as she nuzzled her head against hi...

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Wedding

After the Evil Infant's spirit fused with the Sky Poison Pearl, Yun Wuji held the pearl and sent his consciousness into it. Unlike before, he noticed a subtle change within. It was as if the pearl became more 'alive,' and thanks to his connection with the Evil Infant, he could feel that his connection with the Sky Poison Pearl became stronger.

Retracting his senses, he turned to the Evil Infant and spoke in a strict tone, "From now on, you will only appear as the Sky Poison Pearl's spir...

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The evil infant

As Xiao Lingxi continued to chant, each word resounded in the sea of his soul like the world-shaking peals of a heavenly bell. They also unlocked a boundless essence, echoing from a distant era...

One will to sainthood, another will to fall; all desires are nothingness. Wrath is sin, envy is sin, lust is sin, greed is sin, sloth is sin... the end of all that lives, the origin of all creation.

Yun Wuji's eyes stared blankly as the world in his vision grew dimmer and dimmer, fading ...

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Law of Nothingness

"Phew! I survived!" Yun Wuji muttered, walking out of the training room. He patted his chest, letting out a sigh of relief. Never in his life had he been this terrified...who would've thought his lovely and soft girls could be this dreadful!

After drying up all his saliva and using his almost frightening talent, he finally managed to convince them to hold a marriage this month for every one of them.

"Sigh! This month will be hectic; I'll have to marry every two days," Yun Wuji mut...

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Let me tell you something!

After returning to the Yun Palace, Yun Wuji made his way toward the 'water training ground'. As he walked, he mulled over how to break the news of his marriage to his other women.

He could easily anticipate their intense reactions. Although women in this world generally accept the idea of sharing a man, any woman would feel some resentment upon learning her husband was marrying another—especially when she herself had yet to become his wife. This was particularly true in the case of th...

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Would you marry me?

"???" Hearing him, Huan Caiyi became confused, she looked at him and said, "What do you mean? This Empress is the one and only Huan Caiyi."

"That's impossible! The Huan Caiyi I know is a cold tsundere...how could she possibly throw herself into a man's arms?" Yun Wuji shook his head, a wicked smile spreading across his face.

"!!!" Huan Caiyi's eyes widened as she let go of his hand and staggered backward. Her fair face flushed red like a boiling kettle, and white steam seemed to b...

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How to bullshit a heavenly treasure

After dealing with the Moon Slaughter Devil Sovereign, Yun Wuji ignored the Netherworld Udumbara Flower and walked around it. Since the flower was still far from blooming, it held no value for him.

He kept walking forward until he reached the end of Moon Slaughter Devil Nest and stood in front of the stone wall.

From beyond the wall, dense layers of high-level dark energy seeped through, accompanied by a dangerous aura.

The dark profound energy seeping through was the source...

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Yo! I came here to kill you

Stepping into the Moon Slaughter Devil Nest, pure dark profound energy filled his senses.

If anyone were to enter this place, their vision and senses would be severely limited, and their profound strength and vitality would be drained at an alarming rate.

According to the records in the Supreme Ocean Palace, it is said that even the strongest cultivators can only maintain their strength for a mere 100 breaths within this place.

However, this had no effect on Yun Wuji.

...

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Your daughter was great

Yun Wuji was sitting cross-legged, cultivating. He was still at the 10th level of the Sky Profound Realm, a stage he had been at for months now. However, the difference now was that his cultivation had reached the peak of the 10th level, just half a step away from breaking into the 11th level.

The reason for this was that two months ago when he visited his master's grave in the Azure Cloud Continent, he experienced an epiphany that lasted for two days. A month later, when he returned, h...

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Wait a moment, please

In the grand hall of the Absolute Monarch Sanctuary, a tense and solemn atmosphere filled the air. Spiritual Masters and elders gathered, their expressions grim as they listened to the messenger before them.

The news of the destruction of the two sacred grounds had spread quickly, reaching everyone's ears. Now, with the arrival of the envoy, fear and palpitation filled the hearts of all present in the hall.

"You!!" Spiritual Master Ancient Wood's eyes narrowed sharply at the envoy...

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Our Lord and Savior

"Sir, we can discuss this. We don't have any deep enmity," Ye Meixie said hurriedly, sensing Yun Wuji's deep killing intent. "Although you killed my son, it was his fault, he had eyes and couldn't see Mount Tai. It's only right for you to kill him. I absolutely bear no hatred toward you."

"But I do!" Yun Wuji's voice was cold as ice. "You schemed against my disciple's family and poisoned them. You are also responsible for the death of the late Demon Emperor. So, just like Xuanyuan Wenti...

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Hi, I am the one who killed your son

The Sun Moon Divine Hall is the weakest among the four sacred grounds. While their overall strength and number of experts surpass the Mighty Heavenly Sword Region, they fall short when compared to the Absolute Monarch Sanctuary and Supreme Ocean Palace. However, the Region holds the highest number of peak-level, Level 10 Monarchs, placing the Sun Moon Divine Hall below them in ranking.

The same holds true for their Heavenly Monarch, Ye Meixie, who is the weakest among the four leaders. ...

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I am not a fucking tsundere!

The Mighty Heavenly Sword Region was split into six regions: the Eastern Region, Western Region, Southern Region, Northern Region, Central Region, and Sword Region. Among these, the Central Region lay at the very core of the entire Mighty Heavenly Sword Region. It was the heart of the Mighty Heavenly Sword Region itself.

As the core of the Mighty Heavenly Sword Region, the Central Region was where all the strongest individuals resided, all the elders, the grand elder, the Sword Attendan...

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Being a master isn't easy

"If you want a drop of dragon blood, I can give it to you, but the technique... err, I don't think it will suit you. I have a few other more fitting techniques," Yun Wuji said thoughtfully.

There was nothing wrong with the body thickening technique; it was very effective for strengthening one's physique. However, the mere thought of giving it to Xia Qingyue made him feel as if he was doing something immoral...

'Obviously, I'm just a good guy. So why do I feel like I've turned into...

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I had to stay a virgin for so long, damn it!

"How are you doing, Master?"

"Let me guess, you're probably broke by now since you can't heal anyone in the afterlife, haha… you get the joke, right?"

"You can't heal dead people. Get it?"

"...Yeah, it's a bad joke. I know."

"..."

"Do you remember the Unity Sword Sect?"

"How silly of me to ask...you obviously remember them. They're the ones who killed you..."

"You're probably worried that I might fall into the hands of those people."

"But you ...

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Long time no see...

"Now, this empress is fair; I shall grant you all one last chance: become a slave or face destruction." After dealing with the clans, Huan Caiyi turned her attention to the Dukes. Among the hundred and three Duke Palaces, there were dozens with Dukes in the Monarch realm.

{ I'm not sure how many dukes are in the Sovereign Profound Realm, so I'll choose a conservative estimate. However, I do know that the number of Sovereign Profound Realm experts in the Illusory Demon Realm is greater t...

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Slav*s

"What are you waiting for?! If we waste any more time, we're going to lose!" Su Xiangnan anxiously looked at Yun Qinghong and Greatest Ambition, who were suppressing Jiufang Kui, now on the verge of defeat. He shouted at his teammates, who were only defending with no intention of attacking Mu Feiyan.

"..." Bai Yi was expressionless as he slashed with his sword, the wind howling and slicing through the blue beam rushing at him. He knew that Su Xiangnan was right, but he still had to keep...

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Where is father?!

The sudden change didn't just affect their battle; it rippled across other battlefields as well.

In the Xiao Clan's battle, Nangong Zhi, Yan Zijing, and Lin Guiyan were jointly suppressing Xiao Xifeng.

"You!" The sudden turn of events caused their expressions to shift drastically. Yan Zijing immediately flew away, creating distance between himself and the other two, eyeing them warily.

"Brother Yan, I can assure you that I am not with them," Lin Guiyan said, his expression s...

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Why...why?

"Brother Lin Guiyan, please help! If any of us fall, it will be your turn!" Yan Zijing desperately resisted the barrage of attacks from Xiao Xifeng and shouted at the Lin Clan's patriarch.

"...Damn it! Damn it all!!" Lin Guiyan glanced at Huan Caiyi, realizing she wasn't even looking his way. Frustrated, he cursed under his breath and rushed to help Yan Zijing. At this moment, he knew he had no choice but to bite the bullet and take down the three clans, and Huan Caiyi too, if it came t...

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Surprise, muthafucka!

"What is going on?!" Duke Huai shouted, standing up from his throne.

The changes had happened so suddenly that he and everyone else in the hall didn't even have time to react!

"Yun Qinghong, is this your doing?!" Yan Zijing's expression shifted as he turned to Yun Qinghong, questioning him in a harsh tone.

The attention of the other clans was drawn to the exchange, and they looked at Yun Qinghong and Yan Zijing with varied expressions. Some cast disdainful glances at Yan Zij...

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