ImmortalCockroach

My genius frightens even me

"It's delicious!" Yuechan exclaimed, eating a slice of pizza. "You said this cheese is made from what? Spiritual jade milk?" she asked.

"That's right, I 'borrowed' a few liters from a large sect and made cheese from it," Wuji nodded. The Spirit Jade Milk is produced by spiritual white jade; one piece of this jade produces a droplet of milk every three days.

The great powers used it on their young descendants to enhance their constitution and talent.

Yun Wuji found a large qu...

Pineapple pizza

"The return of the Heaven Smiting Devil Emperor is already a terrible catastrophe. To think there is an even more catastrophic calamity lurking in the abyss," the phoenix sighed before its golden eyes vanished.

After exiting the trial, Yun Wuji reappeared before Chu Yuechan and Feng Baichuan.

"You're back quickly," Yuechan said, walking over and grabbing his hand. Feng Baichuan hadn't explained the trial to her, so she knew little about it.

Her cold nature made it hard for h...

Ultimate Bullshit

"The hint about needing ambition to pass the third stage was a misdirection. The phoenix, a righteous creature, left these trials as a gift to the Profound Sky Continent, not for the evil or heartless. The third trial uses the practitioner's happiest memories. Before the trial, I hinted that only a strong desire for power would help one pass. Those illusions came from your memories. Even if dedicated, hurting loved ones for strength shows a lack of affection. Such strength would be for person...

Phoenix Trial

As he stepped inside, the scene distorted, and he felt as though a storm had tossed him. He closed his eyes. After a long time, the weightless sensation faded. When he opened his eyes, he saw only pitch-black darkness.

Suddenly, two narrow lines of golden light appeared in the darkness before him. They slowly opened like a pair of narrowed eyes... No, they were eyes! Gigantic golden eyes embedded in the pitch-black space. The eyes of the Phoenix!

"Welcome, human. You are the first...

Phoenix clan

The Ten Thousand Beast Mountain Range is a paradise for profound beasts. Violent Nascent and Earth Profound beasts roam the mountains, and rumors say three Sky Profound beasts also dwell there. 

At night, Yun Wuji and Little Fairy arrived at the mountain range, landing on the ground. Their goal was naturally the Phoenix trial. 

It was night, and the roars of profound beasts could be heard frequently. However, when they both released their aura, all beast roars around the...

Blue Wind Empire

Chu Yuechan woke up early in the morning. When she stepped out of the room, she saw Yun Wuji meditating.

She walked closer silently, observing him. This was the first time she had taken a good look at him.

He looked quite young, which explained why he got angry when she called him senior. His handsome face and gentle, clean, and quiet demeanor exuded an infectious aura that made people want to indulge in it as if the whole world had calmed with his presence.

She squatted dow...

You are a good person

"Ah!" She woke abruptly, a throbbing headache pulsing through her head as she realized she was lying on a soft, plush bed.

"You're awake?" A voice, calm yet concerned, came from behind her.

"Who are you?" she asked, turning to see a figure of a man standing at the door. Her voice was still groggy from just waking up.

"I am Yun Wuji, the one who saved your life. What is your name?" He introduced himself and asked for hers.

"My name is... what is my name?" She tilted her...

My grandmother is ill...

"Human, you have nowhere to run. Surrender, and I shall leave your body intact," the dragon growled, a malevolent expression on its face as it unleashed another blast of dragon breath.

The breath was too fast for her to avoid. Desperately, the woman conjured an ice lotus behind her to block the attack.

The beam struck the ice lotus, causing a violent explosion. Shards flew everywhere as cracks rapidly spread across the lotus. The ice managed to halt the beam for a few moments befo...

Meat!

The Crescent Wilderness is a vast expanse in the Sky Profound Continent, situated between the Blue Wind Empire and the Black Fiend Nation. This region is overflowing with beasts, some of them as powerful as the Tyrant Profound Realm.

Viewed from the sky, the wilderness forms a distinct crescent moon shape, which is how it earned its name.

In the middle of the wilderness, a simple wooden house stood out in this place where there was no trace of humans. Dense trees and tall grass su...

My sword is bigger!

The ocean stretched out in serene calmness, its surface gently rippling under the sun. Large fishes occasionally broke through the surface, their bodies glistening before they vanished into the depths.

Swoosh!

A shadow flew overhead at incredible speed, leaving a trail on the water as it passed by.

Wuji glanced at the creatures below before looking ahead. He had been flying for over a day without rest, he crossed more than half the ocean.

There were numerous instances ...

Dogs a man's faithful companions

Not long after Wuji left, the disciples of the sect finally arrived, only after the chaos had settled.

"What happened here?"

"Where are the Sect Master and the elders?!"

They searched the area but found nothing except a desolate, burned-out hole.

The ignorant disciples didn't know they were stepping on them.

Wuji didn't kill everyone in the sect; his sole targets were the upper echelon, the decision-makers. Although he despised the entire sect, he couldn't bring ...

The true sword arts

Thump!

Losing support from the sword, Lin Ting collapsed onto his son.

Wuji pointed his finger and fired a red beam. The beam pierced through Lin Ting's body, damaging his profound veins and crippling him. After passing through him, it struck Lin Mo, also crippling him.

Lin Mo remained unconscious, showing no reaction.

"Arh!! My cultivation, no!!!!" Lin Ting cried out in anguish. For cultivators like them, being crippled was infinitely worse than death.

"..." Wuj...

Bait! baits?

The domain expanded enveloping everyone, a dark gray power surrounded everyone present in its reach.

"Ah!"

"A domain?"

"What is this domain?!"

Panic spread among the Sword Unity Sect members caught within Wuji's spatial grasp, and their movements slowed.

"Domain? hmph!" Seeing the domain, Grand Elder snorted in disdain, "Domains are just ticks used by Thrones to bully lower-ranked cultivators".

Swords began gathering around him.

Although he appeared d...

Domain expansion

"Who are you?!" Xia Ming exclaimed, staggering back. The person in front of him seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

Wuji had been just 12 years old back then, but now, at 17, he had grown taller, his features more defined and mature. His once boyish appearance had transformed into that of a young man, with a stronger build and sharper facial features that made him almost unrecognizable from his former self.

Although the powerful sects of the con...

Long time no see

Back in the cave, the space trembled slightly, and Yun Wuji reappeared.

"Although space power consumes too much energy, it sure is convenient," Wuji remarked with a smile. "That beast was really dumb. It couldn't even figure out that I was trying to lure."

From beginning to end, Wuji's planning was impeccable.

From the initial position to the first attack to the verbal provocations, he had calculated everything precisely.

However, although the process looked simple, it...

Nah id win!

As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb.

'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered.

'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. Its instinct to reach the egg drove it involuntarily forward.

'Forget it! I'll figure out what's going on later. Right now, I need to secure my ticket in life!'

'Although these sperms may cause some troubles, I'd win.' With determination, it focused on outsmarting its competitors ...