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Weekly update - 7th February. 10 mil celebration for real!

Heyhey, another week has passed that you will never get back! I have hit 10 million views (again) and this time the celebration is actually happening! There's two parts to this, the simple reward and the bad idea.

Firstly, for the whole month of February, all annual memberships have an additional 10% off. So instead of the usual 5% you get 15% off! Wow, that's almost two free months! Such value.

Secondly, this is going to be a bad idea but fuck it. I've decided I'm going to invest...

Butt vid early access- Standard edition

For those who didn't see my other post/announcement, this is the version of the butt vid that will be publicly uploaded on PH. I cut a round out as it's a bit risky for that site as it contained characters in school uniforms. The other version is in the vault and is at $12 only for one month.

But don't worry, this version is still very similar.

Mega link: https://mega.nz/file/5moQxLjQ

Key: 5sEWN0vCBgjbhfJu...

Butt video - Early access (Vault version)

The butt vid is out! There are two versions of this, or there will be at least. This version has a round where there's girls in school uniforms and I don't want to risk that being uploaded to PH.

So this full version is a bit of an extra bonus for my biggest supporters. If you want the shorter (easier) version, that will be out over the next day or two for the $5 tiers that you'll also have access to.

As for links...

Mega: 2022-02-05 01:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly post - 1st February. A lesson on productivity.

When making my videos and realising I had always taken a while longer to finish them, I assumed it was due to two main things.

1: Writing gets harder the more you make as it gets harder to try and write something unique.

2: My higher standards for editing has obviously resulted in a longer time to make something to those standards.

However, when working on the butt vid, despite it being easy to write I realised a 4 minute round took me over two hours to complete.  I was...

AMA open! (Ask me anything)

It's been ten months since the last one so fuck it, let's have another AMA.

It's open to everybody. Join my discord at discord.io/cajoi to participate and go to the ask me anything section.

If you are confused trying to find this, let me know and I'll help. 

Ask me anything up again!

I am bored. So I decided to launch another AMA. Ask me anything you want over at discord.io/cajoi (ask me anything channel)

I plan on answering every question, but if you're a patreon member and you notice me answering questions later than  yours feel free to bug me on here.

Weekly update - Present inside!

Present for you!

With the recent deletion of the Konosuba vid on PH I checked the vid and figured, "Hey, I can improve this a bunch without much work". And well, I was wrong. This shit still took me ten hours to do, but it is at least improved a bunch!

Text is changed to a more reasonable size, images are upscaled (before some were stretched as much as x4 and blurry af), sounds are updated, some better images used for parts, and a feww lines changed. 

T...

Early access - Asuka desperately wants your cum

This is the first video completed under the capitalist JOI system! It was made by VanillaJOI and as of the time of writing, they have a slot open you can commission a video from over at https://forms.gle/PSvdrZiQNZRmxGQh9

Please note that this isn't quiiiite lore/character friendly, but it was completed as the requestor wanted it. Anyway, you can watch it aaaat...

Mega: 2022-01-19 21:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post

(Late) Weekly update - 19th January!

Hey guys, sorry it's been a while before an update and a video. I do have a good excuse though. I have been lazy af.

I wanted to take a week off after the gauntlet. Unfortunately, all I played was TFT. I've got kinda good at least...

But (sort of) jokes aside I did actually do some work. The first video done by vanillaJOI was submitted to me and I've been going through that, providing fee...

Weekly upodate - 10th January

Hey everyone, I hope you enjoyed/are currently enjoying the gauntlet! It was a lot of work and time but I think it paid off. This weeks update is going to be mostly focused around the crowdfunding as last time the site was broken.

So let's get into that.

As a reminder of the system really quickly. Every month the top video gets added to the queue and the bottom 4 are removed. This lasts f...

Gauntlet 2.5 early access. The finale.

Part 5 is actually unchanged from the one I uploaded before, but I thought I'd best make another post about it so nobody misses it. This is out a bit early because I'm about to sleep and figured out early is better than maybe out late.

Thank you all for your support and patience as I made these videos. I hope the payoff is worth it...although you probably all failed the 4th video so won't get the best end...

Anyway

Link: 2022-01-06 13:57:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Gauntlet 2.4 - Artoria army (Early Access)

Welcome to the hardest video you may ever do, especially if you've been doing the other videos properly. I decided to make it a bit easier as an optional thing. For one, instead of edging then taking a 20 second break you can stay just below the edge until commanded to edge. SEcondly, I made one of the girls optional, posting a skip time for her. Honestly it's the worst section anyway.

That said, it will still be a big challenge. So...good luck.

Link: 2022-01-05 20:38:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Gauntlet 2.3 early access, Jannus!

Good news for anybody that saw yesterdays, I'm feeling totally fine now. Just a case of food poisoning which sucks but could have been a lot worse I guess.

Third vid in the series, hope it's been going well for you.

Mega: https://mega.nz/file/ZrY2mDLL

Key; fjHn0TXHNJuyFqyF0dNI_4AZ-SVSz5MutIhbfOqZkuw

Stream: 2022-01-04 21:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Gauntlet 2, 2nd vid - Early access

I spent last night throwing up for hours and then only getting four hours sleep. So I erm, apologise if there's anything I forgot to fix in this one. I'm surprised I got this one out despite it only being about 30 mins of work.

An onahole is hugely recommended for this video.

Mega link: https://mega.nz/file/57gWTYhZ

key: KqMpZIJohAHWQfcVIO2VVagHnu6hWgnZ9zH2awszfgA

stream: 2022-01-03 19:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Gauntlet 2 official launch! Early access part 1.

If you haven't read yet, I'd advise you to read my weekly update! But very tldr is that part 5 is finished, and I want to rework 1-4 to make stuff more consistent and edit a few story details.

Well part 1 is now done and there will be one part a day from here on!

For the $12+ tier, if you want to cheat and do everything in one go, you can do all the current versions which you can part in the part 5 release post.

For everyone else, well you'll get one part a day. Which is the...

Weekly update - Jan 2nd...2022???

Happy new year and stuff! Okay, now that's out the way let's talk about important things.

Gauntlet update

So the 5th vid is finished and is available to $12+ patons, along with 1-4 which need to be reworked slightly. I thought that might take..a day or two as I only really wanted to change some minor things. However...I may have lost the vegas files for the first few when my computer died..which makes things harder. I need to track down the images used, then recre...

Gauntlet 2.5 - Early version (pls read before watching)

Heyhey, I really wanted to get this out before the new year for December patrons and I couldn't really be cutting this any closer.

So, the fifth part of the gauntlet is done. I wanted to rework 1-4 a bit to get the rules consistent and change a few story elements, but that is not going to be done in time and I will be working on it over the next few days.

So, if you're okay with things not being 100% perfect right now then you can start watching. If you want to wait then it will r...

Big Weekly update - 28th December. Introducing Capitalist Anime JOIs

Okay, we got some big shit here. Let's start with the simple. 

Crowfunding progress

Even this is more eventful than usual with MariHilda being saved again. Kanbaru is now in danger. You only have a few days left to use your funding, don't forget~

You can see the status of all crowdfunding at ht...

Weekly update - 21st December

Can you feel it Mr Krabs? Christmas in the air. I still hope to give you the best Christmas present of all beforehand, the gauntlet! I have about 7 minutes left to write plus the editing of the other parts to make all the instructions etc consistent. You might be thinking "But CAJOI, aren't you too busy doing Christmasy stuff?" And the answer is no. I am all alone in Porto. But it's still fun!

This is actually going to be a short update and I really want to unveil something big in the n...

The Fitness test ft. Shirogane Noel - Early access

Hey a new vid that isn't the gauntlet. This was mostly made by Rogue, but editing this took a lot longer than usual so has taken a bit of my time. For those waiting for the gauntlet don't worry, it's definitely SOON. I promise. There's like 10 mins left to write and then the editing of the first 4 videos, which will take another day. This does raise the question of if I want to release it over the Christmas period..but I think I will, I'm sure you degenerates can find 30 minutes on Christmas ...

Weekly update - Porto edition

Well, as the title suggest I am now free of the UK and in sunny Porto. Ironically it's colder when inside than the UK due to the complete lack of insulation. Good excuse to go outside I guess...but I want to get this gauntlet finished up as soon as possible first.

Despite being my first full day here I am set up and ready to start working. For the record again, I had to pay extra for a place wi...

Weekly update - 10 million views edition!

Oh shit, ten million views? I finally made it...well, technically I made it probably about a month ago, but because PH keeps removing my videos the viewcount keeps dropping >_>

Anyway we've now officially made it! I actually still can't believe just how far this has all grown. Starting with my first shitty video I made in an hour and getting to this point is actually kind of insane. Thank you all for your support, and let's hope this continues for a long while yet.

I wanted ...

Weekly update - 30th November.

Hey, a bit of a longer update this week. The Saber video is finally defeated!

It took a looong time but I think the end result is worth it. Next up is the final gauntlet video and finally it will all be over! Thank you all for being patient during this time. A lesson learned is to no longer take on multivideo projects ever again. I probably should have learned that from the first gauntlet but ...

Gauntlet 2.4 early access, Artoria Army.

I am sorry this video has taken me so damn long, it's actually been ridiculous.

As always a reminder that these videos are meant to be watched as part of a series, but can kinda be done alone. This one done alone is actually still going to be fucking hard. You need to get through an army of saberfaces and it's 45ish minutes long. Also has edging. Too much edging.

Mega link: https://mega.nz/file/c6BT2CSD

Me...

Weekly post kinda - 23rd Nov

This is going to be even shorter than before.

Funding is as before, although Rise is closer to overtaking than before. Pls Rise.

Other than that, the 4th gauntlet video will be finished within the0 next day or two I 100% promise.

After that all effort is on the 5th gauntlet video....then finally finishing the pokemon video I may have promised a touch too early. Sorry about that, but it will all be coming soooooon. 

Weekly update 23rd november

Nothing new at all, gauntlet 4 video really close. Just need to finish last saber/7, would expect it within next two days.

After that...I am working on the next gauntlet video. I apologise for the delay for anybody without access to early access videos, but please understand that I am trying to get this series out asap so that you can all watch my wonderful work.

After part 4 is out, I will be working on part 5 non-stop until the whole gauntlet is ready to release.

Weekly update - 16th November

Whoops, meant to get this posted yesterday. My bad.

This is definitely going to be a short one. In fact let's see if I can do it in 100 words or less.

Video making status

Last week - Still on 1st saber

This week - Onto 4th Saber.

6 sabers total. Two of best sabers still left. Worst saber last. Probably finish this week.

Crowdfunding update

No change.

Fund Rise.

Check all videos: 2021-11-16 20:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly update - 9th November

It's November which means I should be having fun travelling but instead I'm stuck here! Ahhh fun times. But you didn't come here to listen to me complain, so let's get into it.

Changes to the vault

You know the vault videos, ones where they're limited to $12 patrons? Well, I'm making a change to make them eventually visible for everyone. And eventually is the key word. Vault videos will be exclusive to the $12 tier for 1 month, then $5 tier for a month, then $2 ti...

Weekly/monthly update - 2nd November.

Hey guys, this is going to be a short one. I have spent the entire last two days sick in bed and have just about dragged myself out to make this post. Dw it's nothing overly serious, just a bad cold..maybe mild covid. Luckily I changed my plans for travel because this was the date I was originally meant to leave and I am dead.

Month results

Due to a certain somebody cashing out all their hoarded BB coins, Houshou Marine leapt up to first and got t...

(Slightly) Early access - Succubus Gameshow

It's Halloween which means it's time for succ!

As this is a seasonal video, the early access is just until the PH version is verified. Verification takes anything from 2 to 20 hours.

This video is kinda different. It's basically a fap hero, but there's a few differences (No beat bar). I also only had three days to get it done..so it's not quite as fleshed out as I'd have maybe made it with more time.

Still though, it should be a good watch, just don't expect a classic.