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You made this one.

Okay! Time to continue this. But how?

You're ... not sure what this has to do with anything.

2022-09-01 19:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Nourishment.



You devour an entire jar of pickles in the middle of the kitchen floor like a neanderthal.

Or maybe that's not a fair comparison. Has a neanderthal ever, in the history of the world, eate...

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Add your own comment and choose it.

 I mean, you could do that.

You feel like it would kinda be cheating though.


2022-08-29 16:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Hug The Bad Guy so he won't be bad

You pop out of the snow behind The Bad guy.

You hug him with all your might ...

2022-08-28 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

You're a rogue now, hide.

Before he pulls off his hat, you decide to hide with the speed and effectiveness that only a true rogue can muster.

Flawless.

2022-08-27 13:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post

22. Demolition

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2022-08-26 16:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Remind him that magic doesn't exist

You inform The Bad Guy that magic isn't real.

Wow. You've broken his innocent, childlike belief in magic.

How could you do this.

You monster.

2022-08-26 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Push Mountain Bastard back down the slope

You attempt to push the Mountain Bastard back down the slope.

But your plan is thwarted by The Bad Guy, who just arrived and catches him.

2022-08-25 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Ask for the Mountain Bastard's wisdom.

What is your wisdom, Mountain Bastard?

"My whole life I've been ascending this mountain. I've walked through snowstorms where I couldn't even see 6 feet in front of me. I've gotten caught in avalanches. Someti...

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Steal the concept of weapons

You pickpocket the universe, grabbing the entire "weapon" item class.

Technically, Miner Character has a pick, which is a tool.

The Bad Guy has a stalactite (or stalagmi...

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Ask the butterfly to catch you

The butterfly lands on your back in an effort to catch you.

You're not sure why you thought a butterfly could lift an entire person.

2022-08-22 13:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Mine the blocks under him

You mine a block under him. Unfortunately there's just another solid block there, so all you've done is make him shorter. I get what you were going for though, it would've been funny.

The miner character punch...

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Use pickpocket skill

You pickpocket randomly in the darkness.

You've pocketed a PICK!

The miner you just stole it...

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21. A Well Full of Marbles

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2022-08-19 15:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Change classes to thief.

You change your class to Thief.

You now have +5 to health and can slither into any opening. Including this one!

...

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News + A Gacha Roll

Hey!

Been a while since the last news update. As a thank you for reading this, I included a gacha roll at the end. 

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New Patrons - Can I do a thank you thing??

Hey, patrons that joined this week, would you be okay with me using your names in a "thank you new patrons!" thing at the end of my next patreon comic? I'm asking to see how people feel about it...

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Retrieve the knife.

You arrive at the site of impact to find the knife, as well as a hole where The Bad Guy hit the rock wall, perfectly in the shape of his body.

Too bad it is not in the shape of your body. If this hole was shap...

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Kick him in the shin.

You catch The Bad Guy by surprise with a well-placed shin kick,

2022-08-17 20:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Walk to the right.

You walk to the right.

There you find your nemesis, The Bad Guy.

He's just like you, but evil.

2022-08-17 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Contemplate the sky.

You lay down and contemplate the sky.

The sky contemplates you back.

You contemplate harder.

2022-08-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Do a little happy dance.

You can do a little dance, but it will not be a happy one.

You perform a sorrowful interpretive arrangement. It speaks of suffering. It speaks of the human condition.

2022-08-15 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

You are the guy.

You are in the place.

What do you do?

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20. Hell

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19. Reach

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Patreon-Exclusive Face

This is a face for you only. Nobody outside of here even knows that I drew this face. You are among the select few who, as a result of the particular conditions of your life that have led you here, know about it.

There are a billion different timelines in which you made different choices and never ended up seeing this face.

But you are in this one.

What am I to say.

What am I to say except congratulations.

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18. The Upside Down Cloud

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17. The Clause

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16. The Memory Pawn Shop

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2022-07-18 22:41:37 +0000 UTC View Post

15. Flavored Water

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2022-07-12 01:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Redesign + The Patreon + L + Ratio

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2022-06-29 23:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post