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As Seen on TV

Stinkyneet saw this awesome device in an online store and she just had to order it and try it out. The Tentomatic2000 comes extremely highly reviewed!

Haru's Endurance Test

"If she won't give you an heir just hand her over to the tentacle pit!"

- Me, probably

Desperately Imagining Joker

She doesn't mind how touchy gropey the tentacles are. In her mind she's picturing Joker's hands.

Making It Makoto

When you only have single type coverage, Shadows with immunities can be a real bitch. Suppressed human thoughts, the Shadows, sure have a distinct consistency to them. 

Maybe that's just me.

Ann'd She Met Tentacle

Don't worry, she's a professional.

My Newest Invention

A brilliant idea that anyone can enjoy! The tentacle hot springs. It combines all the pleasantness of a hot spring, with the pleasantness of tentacles!

Big Succ

Once you get the succ you gotta give the succ.

She can give me the succ anytime. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Weebcon 2023 WIP

Image is much too large to host on discord, so I'm posting this WIP poster image I've been working on for Weebcon 2023.

Featuring Trickywi, Chibidoki, and Bao the Whale :]

Etna

Etna

Nihilego, Misty. Misty, Nihilego

They have a very different way of saying hello in the other dimensions.

I think I went way too hard on the saturation here, it's a little too strong... Hopefully that doesn't distract too much from the content.

Zidane Took Too Long

Instead of grinding in the forest maybe he should have put a little pep in his step. Garnet spent far too long in the clutches of the Prison Cage and now she seems like she's starting to enjoy it..

Prepiere Your Derriere

Image taken moments after being captured by the monster in the Evil Forest.

Crossposting

Helloo again everyone.

I wanted to let everyone know that I am going to be making a more concerted effort to crosspost uncensored images in other places. At this point my twitter (https://twitter.com/RockHardArts) and rule34.xxx (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=rockhardart) are...

Maka Spelunking

You spend some time in the cave. The cave spends some time in you. You never know what's going to happen. 

These slimes are extremely specialized in what they do. Their extremely sticky complexion traps you in place, and their very particularly corrosive composition selectively dissolves clothing. Slimekind is extremely fortunate that there are always more wanderers entering the cave to continue their breeding cycle. 

Terrifying Pose

How absolutely terrifying! Who could possibly be more spooked than I am right now? Her collection of ghosts obviously serves to make us feel unimaginable.. fear.. ? Wait that's not fear.

Perfect Crystal Structure

Finally, she found it! A perfect crystal, 100% suited for her very specific needs.

Despite being a fairly new gacha character there is surprisingly little art. 

Clandestine Encounter

A romantic encounter in the flower garden.

Tried for an kind of complicated pose, I think it's close, but kind of rough at the same time. I think I need to go back and fix this later and move their connection over a little bit..

Of Course They Are Red Too

Why wouldn't they be?

All in For Amalia

Sadidas play the meanest tricks on one another. A typical battle of wits between them is to see who can perfect the multiple insertion technique on their opponent. Amalia regularly loses, but I strongly suspect she's not trying very hard to win.

Predicting a Steamy Encounter

Hot and bothered doesn't bother me none. Just take a dip with this beautiful lass and let your worries wash away.

This took a lot longer than I thought it would. Been trying some new techniques and for some reason this image was giving me a lot of trouble.

Older, Wiser, More Experienced

Rem, clearly more knowledgeable than her younger sister, knows that the best way to enjoy tentacles is dp.

Brighter Future, Better Tomorrow

My propaganda poster for my election campaign. 

"As my first decree I will change all uniforms to look like this!"

The future is looking better already!

Groundskeeping

Roswaal said that if you didn't keep on top of the shrubbery out there it would find a way to get your attention! Did she listen? Thankfully, no.

Press Onward

This was a great idea senpai, I wouldn't want to get pregnant after all. 

Cheongsams awaken something in me. I like them too much.

Tripped and Fell

"Oh no I've fallen over again and found myself in this unfortunate situation! Why did I ever have to keep coming to this exact same slime pit again and again..!" <3

Nothing but questions here.

Lewdify - Dark Magician Girl

Make sure to run 3 copies. This has to be a trap card, that way at least -1- turn happens. If this was a Spell card the game would never progress. The activation of this card can NOT be negated.

All Eyes on Shiver

"What, I didn't destroy the world, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to enjoy it!". 

Why the poncho if there's no one around? Must be cold.

Lick

Lick

So this is why it paralyzes! It all makes sense.

Too Powerful

Obviously the fanbase couldn't handle this powerlevel of attractiveness. Too much sexual energy.

Blending In

Ganyu trying to stealthily hang around the other goat-folk. I'm sure they haven't noticed.