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Seducing the Neighbor Boy

After sharing numerous fantasies involving the boy next door with her cuckold husband, a horny housewife decides it's finally time to seduce the innocent young man. 

This is an unofficial sequel / companion piece to "Lawnmower Cuck," made by adults for adults. All characters are 18 and over. Don't try this at home. 

[Older Woman / Younger Man] [Seduction] [Manipulation] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Fingering] [Kitchen Table Sex] [Neighbors] [Cuckold] [First Time] [Virginity]...

Another Tuesday on Public Transit

Today in honor of 2/22/22, a short ramble about the sudden forced intimacy of public transit, loneliness, and longing for human touch. 

It should go without saying, don't touch people without permission. Be kind to each other. Things are tough out there. 

[Atmospheric] [Improv] [Ramblefap] [Giggling] [Emotional] [A Little Sad] 

Just Your Type

A young woman goes to the home of a mysterious older man. She has never met him before, but she's heard of him many times. He is her mother's first husband. Her mother divorced him so she could marry the young woman's father after their affair resulted in a pregnancy.

Now 20 years later, the young woman, suffering from a strained relationship with her parents, has a perfect idea for revenge. 

This is (an admittedly fucked up) fantasy scenario, by adults for adults. All charac...

A Slut for All Seasons

In this edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I tell a somewhat harrowing true story and offer an apology. 

Last night, I--a grown woman--accidentally locked myself in a closet. It became a bit of a Thing. Here's what transpired. 

As you can tell, January's audios were late getting out, in part because of the events of this story and general scheduling issues. I appreciate your patience. These audios will be up ASAP.

He F*cks the Car in the Movie, Too

In honor of the New Year, I watched the movie version of Stephen King's classic car love story, Christine, directed by John Carpenter. 

Thoughts were had. 

Ejaculate: A Poem

This dirty talk challenge / poem was written by one of you thoughtful animals. I received permission to record it here. I hope you all enjoy it. 

Thanks to LH for writing it.

Noise Complaint

A guy living in an apartment building leaves a note for his downstairs neighbor, complaining of the excessive sexual noises emanating from her place. Aroused by the fact that he can hear her, she goes to confront him about it. 

[Apartment Neighbors] [Teasing] [Blowjob] [Cock Face Slapping] [Swallowing]

Auld Lang Syne

After leaving a disappointing New Year's party, midnight finds me alone entertaining myself. Apart from a bit of narration up top, this is dialogue-free. Just the sounds of self-abuse. 

Happy New Year, animals. 

[Masturbation] [Brief Narration] [Sounds alone] [Vibrator]

The Disquieting Muses by Sylvia Plath

In an attempt to show off my tried and true Oral Interpretation skills, I present one of my favorite poems, "The Disquieting Muses" by Sylvia Plath.  

Enjoy! 

-Sylvia Plath, 1957

*At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This, Safe For Work Wednesday

A New Robe!

A husband comes down for breakfast in a bad mood because he caught his wife / Mommy domme with another man the night before. She reminds him that she makes the rules and he'll have to be an extra good boy to earn her forgiveness. 

Note: This is a fantasy by adults for adults. All characters are 18+. 

[MD/lb] [Gentle to Strict Femdom] [Older Woman / Younger Man] [Deliberate Provocation] [Married Couple] [Cuckold] [Begging] [Cunnilingus] [Analingus] [Assplay] [Kitchen Sex]...

Ms. Vidalia and the Singular Sex Dream

During a busy day at work, you get a surprise message from me. I'm all hot and bothered on account of a sex dream I had last night. I almost never have sex dreams and I enjoy making you horny at work, so I take the opportunity to tease you with every excruciating detail. 

Note: this is a fantasy by adults for adults. Every character in every aspect of the fantasy is meant to be 18+. 

[Phone Message] [Workplace] [Fantasy Within a Fantasy] [Dream] [Catholic School] [Teache...

The Thanksgiving Job

A recently divorced dad thought he would get to have his son with him for Thanksgiving, but plans changed at the last minute and now he'll be alone. In a rare moment of carelessness, he got drunk and called his son's college-age baby-sitter with a proposition: if she comes over for sex on Thanksgiving, he'll pay for her to go see her family at Christmas. 

Come Thanksgiving morning, he's mortified and apologetic, but to his complete surprise she wants to go through with it.  2021-11-25 12:16:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Be Sure You Curse It Female: Or, He F*cks The Car, A Long Overdue Word About Christine

In honor of Halloween, for this month's At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This segment, I delve into cars, masculinity, and misogyny through the lens of Stephen King's 1983 novel, Christine, the classic horror / love story of a boy and his Plymouth Fury. 

Warning, this whole segment is about misogyny and the objectification of women and I briefly discuss (metaphorical) sexual assault. Tread with caution. 

Enjoy! Happy Halloween! 

The Payment Plan

Your wife comes home late from work on a night when you two had planned to have a special dinner. She's flustered and tells you she got into a car accident. It's not serious, but there was slight damage to the other car. Luckily, the owner has a plan for how you two can repay him....and it involves him fucking your wife in front of you. 

Based on an idea from an anonymous listener. 

[Cuckold] [Fucked from Behind] [Foot Fetish] [Footjob] [Taunting] [Breeding] [Mention of ...

Who IS John Cleland?

In this month's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" we get literary as I explore Chris Offutt's My Father, the Pornographer, a memoir of his life growing up with Andrew J. Offutt, a prolific writer of genre fiction and paperback smut. I also take a look at one of his father's books, Evil is Live Spelled Backwards, a sometimes silly, often fascinating dystopian novel best described as, "what if The Handmaid's Tale had been written by a horny man?" 

Note: ...

In Which April's a Goddamn Tease For Over 20 Minutes

I took another bath and recorded it. Something something electric boogaloo. 

That's all. It's just me in the bath. Talking. 

Have fun, animals. 

[Bath] [Nudity] [Post-orgasm] [Giggling] [Splish Splash] [Vibrators] [Femme]

Exhibition Vision

After moving into a new house, a woman becomes fascinated with her neighbor across the street. After watching him for weeks, she takes advantage of the fact that their bedroom windows face each other, and masturbates for him while he watches. She hopes he'll eventually come across the street to fuck her. Or at least touch himself, too.

But for now, he just watches.

Idea suggested by patron, Wes Ahles. 

[Exhibitionism] [Voyeurism] [Neighbors] [Window to Window] [Mas...

A Complete Absence of Anxiety by April Would

Author's Note: A few months ago, I took a poll asking which fiction story idea most of you wanted to see. The winner was: "An engaged couple experiments with D/s kink at a sex hotel." Here, finally, is the result. I hope you enjoy it, animals. 

A Complete Absence of Anxiety by April Would

The Empire Inn lived up to its advertising. A perfectly innocuous building on the outside, one that might have belonged to offices or apartments, it did not reveal itself once you...

Audio Update?

Hey animals, 

As you can probably tell, a few of my July audios are late. I apologize for this. I fell a bit behind schedule, but this shall be remedied very soon. I appreciate your patience and support, as always. Thanks for bearing with me. 

Yours audibly, 

-April 

What's My Line?

In this month's At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This segment, I make some points about labor and sex and why it can be nerve-wracking to be asked what you do for a living, no matter what your job is. Why do we care so much what someone else does for work? Or do we? And why is it so hard to take sex seriously? 

Plus, a tangent about male pleasure. 

Recorded in two takes edited together. Mostly improvised, with the help of a (verrry) sparse outline. Enjoy!

Like Going Upside Down on a Roller Coaster

Late at night, on the subway, two people get to talking. She's just had a bad day at work and he's just been dumped. There's only one thing that can calm both of them down. Fortunately....it's fellatio. 

[F4M] [Anxiety] [Disappointment] [Public Sex] [Fellatio] [Swallowing] [Relief] 

Stage Fright: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Burp

In this month's long overdue "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" segment, I discuss International Whores' Day (Hurentag), the fallibility of labels, and why it took me three tries to record this. 

Also, I burp at one point. Have fun.

If you want to check out Dr. Tlaleng Mofokeng's article, see the link below. I highly recommend it:

Why Sex Work Is Real Work | Teen Vogue 2021-06-15 16:07:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Reassurance Ramble

By popular demand, another ramblefap--but in this one I reassure you, the listener, that everything is going to be okay. As well as a general show of gratitude and support. 

Thank you, animals!

Till the Cows Come Home: An Erotica Retrospective

While on a recent visit to my ancestral homeland, I happened upon several journals of romantic poetry / erotica I wrote before my sex-having days. Shudder with me as I revisit this horny, emotional, questionably written, undeniably problematic material!

Featuring: [Prose] [Poetry] [Sex!] [Violence!] [Bondage] [Submission] [Love triangle] [Virginity] [So Much Removal of Clothing] [Fake 50s] 

At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Platforming

An overdue word about anti-Asian racism and whorephobia. 

And I remembered to put the clock back. 

[Off the Cuff] [Heavy] [Racism] [Violence] [Sex Worker Rights] [Misogyny]  

For future reference: Red Canary Song

Lawnmower Cuck

With her husband away on a business trip, a suburban woman leaves him a voicemail indulging in a fantasy about their new neighbors' college-age son. 

[Cuckold] [Hotwife] [Older Woman / Younger Man] [Narrative] [Fantasy] [Voicemail] [Tease] [Kitchen Table] [Fucking in Our Bed] [Against a Window] [Voyeurism] 

No Apologies

Two family friends meet a wedding and reminisce about things that happened (and something that almost happened) between them years before. 

I got a tad experimental with this one. I hope you enjoy it.  

This is a fantasy by adults for adults. All characters are 18 and older. 

[Same Characters, Two Timelines] [Older Man / Slightly Younger Woman] [Voyeurism] [Masturbation] [Blowjob] [Fucking Sitting Down] [Fingering] [Multiple Orgasms] 

The Scorpion by April Would

Author's Note: I announced last month that I would add fiction to my Patreon output. I took a poll on story ideas. This is not that story. I am working on that story, and it will be available later this month. This began as a vignette that I jotted down because it got stuck in my brain and I wanted to get it out. I thought it would morph into an audio script, but it sternly wanted to remain a prose piece. I ended up liking it, so I decided to post it here. Enjoy. 

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At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: Batman's Sex Life and Other Misfortunes

In which I take a break from writing and trying to schedule a vaccine to discuss the merits of porn and why schlock has value. Enjoy, animals!

The Magic Heart

A knight rescues an innocent young princess held captive in a tower, in hopes of winning her heart, only to find there might be darker forces at work. 

[Princess Voice] [Fairy Tale] [Kiss While Sleeping] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Hints of Violence] [Eager Intercourse] [Dreams] [Breeding] [Heel Turn] [Dark] [Fantasy]