We're getting in the Wayback Machine yet again to pay call on the first erotic short story I wrote in adulthood (i.e. post-college). I might have written this differently had I attacked it for the first time now, but as it is, I'm pleased it turned out this way.
I hope you enjoy it, animals.
Tags: [Prose] [Friends to Lovers] [Woman / Woman] [Queerness Abounds] [In All Directions]
2020-08-16 03:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostHappy August, animals! I'm reporting to you live-ish with an entire audio about vibrators and self-pleasure, my own and others'. Maybe THIS will get Whal's to sponsor me.
You might notice that I don't say much about this month's audios here, and that's because I'm still figuring out what to do. As of this moment, only Part 3 of Possessed is a sure thing, and I won't say much about that either, (but you might want to brush up on your Nathaniel Hawthorne).
Have fun, me h...
2020-08-02 02:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostIn Part 2 of this series, our heroine has a disappointing sexual encounter with her boyfriend only to fall asleep and into the clutches of her ghost / demon-paramour, where it becomes clear that there is a darker story lurking beneath the surface.
Tags: [Supernatural] [Rough Sex] [Cheating] [Magic] [Choking] [Slapping] [Spanking] [Bondage] [Possession] [Sneaky Threesome]
With continued thanks (and apologies) to Shirley Jackson for those magic words. And thanks to ...
2020-07-18 00:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's rambling, whiskey-infused segment, I talk about "jokes," Ted Bundy, Disney movies, and whatever nonsense is happening in my phone notes.
2020-07-02 03:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostAt a seaside resort, a man happens upon a woman wearing many layers by the pool. This inspires him to strike up a conversation, and before long, he's inviting her to his cabana.
Tags: [Strangers] [Quickie] [Striptease] [Lap Dance] [Outercourse] [Cunnilingus from Behind] [Fucking from Behind] [Swallowing]
This idea was the brainchild of patron, James G, to whom I owe a great deal of thanks. I wanted to do something light and fun this month, and I hope you all enjoy it....
2020-07-02 03:24:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals. As you probably know by now, due to various developments, Patreon has to start charging sales tax. Effective: tomorrow. How this affects you will depend on where you are. Please forgive me for copying a boilerplate statement, but I want to make sure I don't miss any of the facts.
"Less than half of all patrons will be charged sales tax, and for most, the amount will be very small. For example, sales tax rates in the US range from 4% to 11%, so on a $5 ple...
2020-07-01 00:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostA young woman needs a ticket for the last bus out of town, but she forgot her wallet. Her grandmother is dying, and she's desperate. A stranger generously offers to help her....for a price.
This is my take on one of the oldest porn plots in the book: girl needs money, man offers it, but there's a catch. Take care, my heroine technically consents, but this is a predatory, manipulative situation. Don't try this at home.
Though my heroine is an innocent virgin, she'...
2020-06-02 02:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostIn this month's segment, I bastardize Marshall McLuhan's philosophy, "The Medium is the Message," in terms of audio porn, non-con, consumerism, and media, with a phone sex work story thrown in for spice.
Note: in this segment, I talk frankly about rape and sexual assault. Be forewarned.
Also, my phone rang with a work call in the middle of recording this. I decided to leave it in. Go to town, animals.
Stay safe. Be well.
2020-06-02 02:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals.
I wanted to take a sec and thank you again for your patience and support while I sorted out my domestic hellscape. You're a fine bunch, and I'm grateful for all of you.
Now that I'm planning June's audios, I thought I'd ask for a little feedback. How's this working for you, generally? Do you like all the audios released on one day (hopefully the first of the month), or do you prefer the stacked releases May required? Any audio scenarios I have...
2020-05-15 19:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostA short love story for all you lovely animals, inspired by folklore and involving tentacles.
Tags: [Prose] [Romantic] [Tentacles] [Fucked From Behind] [Swallowing]
2020-05-12 08:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostAt a wedding reception, the Maid of Honor and Best Man bond over their recent break ups and decide to rebound together.
This idea was suggested to me by one of you, out there in the listening void. Thank you.
Tags: [Wedding Hookup] [Tipsy Sex] [Passionate Necking] [Mutual Masturbation] [Fucking Against the Wall] [Crying] [Emotional] [Explicit Condom Use] [Improv]
2020-05-06 02:54:09 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of the Lusty Month of May, I sit in pitch darkness, say the word WEIRD 17 times, and discuss various pagan-inspired experiments.
Enjoy, animals! Thank you for your patience.
2020-05-06 02:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, comrades. I'm popping in to give you an update about this month's audios. Though I usually like to have everything ready for you on the first, unfortunately this month, extenuating circumstances abound and I have to stack my releases. I'm hoping to have them all ready this weekend, but if not, they will all be available very soon.
Thank you so much for your patience and understanding.
-A
2020-05-02 03:42:25 +0000 UTC View PostExactly what it sounds like. I'm reading the phone book.
Enjoy!
Tags: [SFW] [Arguably] [Nostalgia]
2020-04-01 23:28:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy April Fools' Day, animals! Join me for a tour of content warnings, horror novels, and random stuff I have in my recording booth. Enjoy!
2020-04-01 23:25:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn this, my very first Patreon audio story, a young telemarketer takes an unusual call while the rest of the office is at lunch. Surprising hijinks ensue.
2020-03-02 09:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis is me just talking to you in my closet. Apparently, this will be a series.
2020-03-02 09:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post