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Episode 35 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!

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Q&A Episode 5 - Festive Special!

The two birds (Sam & Kefin) are back to answer all of your festive stones (questions) in a Christmas special Q&A episode.

A Christmas Cinema Swill will be coming later this month and should release in tandem with this year's Festive Swirl.

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Festive Mailbag Questions!

*Update: Cheers for the Qs for far! You've got 60 sweet minutes to get questions in before our recording. However, if they come in afterwards, they still may end up in the regular mailbag*

Oop... next month we'll be doing another one of our bonus Patreon exclusive Q&A episodes, as well as an Xmas Cinema Swill. 

If you've got any Christmassy questions, or indeed just regular questions, please leave them in the comments below and we'll try and get through as many as we can....

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Episode 34 - Son of the Mask

Somebody stop this!! 

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Quick November update

Oop! Hope you're having a good month so far. The Son of the Mask swill episode should be dropping this week, thanks for your patience!

If you plan on watching along, this film is surprisingly tricky to find, so you might have to do a bit of digging. Listening back while editing, this is another REALLY fun episode, so I'm hoping you'll enjoy it.

Cheers,

Sam

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Swill Vote - Sequel Special!

For our November Swill episode, we're looking at sequels to films that have previously been covered on Cinema Swirl.


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Reverse Swirl - Sweeney Todd

It's our first ever *spooky* Reverse Swirl! 

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October episode plans!

Instead of a Swill episode this month, there will be a SPOOKY REVERSE SWIRL. This will be a Patreon exclusive for OTP backers and won't be going up on the main feed (at least not for a significantly long time, if ever).

We've decided to go with a reverse swirl as it ties in pretty perfectly with our plans for Spooky Swirl, which will be revealed very soon. 

We'll be returning to the Swill in November, but we just wanted to give you a heads up that we...

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Q&A - Episode 4

The two birds (Sam & Kefin) are back with one stone (several questions from you)!

This was a lovely chat, so thank you for all your questions. A full Swill episode will also be coming this month, but later on to tie in with halloween.

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Update + Call for Questions!

Oop... Our Swill episode in October will be a Spooky Swill releasing simultaneously on Halloween with our Spooky Swirl. 

HOWEVER, we still want you to have something to listen to earlier in the month, so we're going to do a BONUS Q&A EPISODE! 

Please leave any questions you'd like us to answer in the comments below and we'll tackle as many as we can.

Cheers!



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Episode 33 - 2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Mates 1 Fillum

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Swill Vote - Fast & Furious

After a bit of research, we've picked three films from the Fast & Furious franchise that are considered (by some) to be the worst for our next Swill episode!


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Episode 32 - On Deadly Ground

For $350,000, I'd watch any Steven Seagal film once. 

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August Update

Oop.. hello! Thank you so much for joining us this month. Just to let you know, the Seagal Swill episode (On Deadly Ground) is recorded and will be coming next week. Shortly after that we'll have another Swill vote going up for our next episode.

Hope you're all doing well!

Cheers,

Sam

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Swill Vote - Steven Seagal

Thanks for all your Seagal suggestions, we've picked three of the most popular ones for our vote. We've left out Under Siege as it's probably too well received to qualify for Swill... however, we may come back to it later down the line!


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Seagal Swill - Suggestions

Next month, we'll be watching and reviewing a Steven Seagal movie, but before that we'd like your suggestions for which films to put forward. Let us know which Seagal fillum most belongs on the Swill. 

PLUS! If you've got any Segal facts, questions or statements you want to share, drop 'em in the comments below.


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Episode 31 - Howard The Duck

Howard... the fuck?!

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Swill Vote - Second Chance City!

It's time for another second chance spectacular! (or actually third chance in the case of Howard...) Let us know your reasonings in the comments.

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Episode 30 - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! NO SUGAR!

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Star Wars Episode III Questions

In advance of our next Swill episode which will be Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, we're putting the call out for any Star Wars related questions/comments

We don't usually do a mailbag segment on the swill episodes, but we tried peppering in a few questions on the last Star Wars ep and it was a lot of fun! 

So, if you have any questions, please leave them in the comments below.

Cheers!

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Little May Update

Oop.. hello! Thanks for joining us this month and hope you're enjoying the Mission Impossible 2 episode.

Just to let you know, there won't be a swill vote this month as coming up in June we'll finally be completing our Star Wars Swill Saga and reviewing Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. We'll be back regular voting again after that.

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Episode 29 - Mission Impossible 2

This episode will self destruct... if not stored properly. 

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Swill Vote - Tom Cruise


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Episode 28 - Planet of the Apes (2001)

More like Planet of the MATES. Pri-mates, that is. 

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Quick April Update

Oop, hello! Our Planet of the Apes (2001) Swill episode has been recorded and should be coming out early next week (w/c 12 April) and I can tell you that it's an absolute bobby-dazzler of an episode. As ever, there'll be another swill vote popping up a little bit later in the month.

Thanks for joining us this month and hope you're doing well.

Cheers,

Sam

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Swill Vote - Your picks!

Thanks to everyone who suggested films/actors/genres/directors etc. for future Swill votes. There were SO MANY great choices in there, which we'll definitely including in later votes. For our next episode, we picked out three films that popped up in the comments for a real mixed bag to choose from. 


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Upcoming Swill Vote Suggestions!

Oop! Thanks for joining us this month. We'll be putting up a vote for our next Swill episode sometime soon, but in the meantime we were just wondering if there are any particular films/genres/directors/actors etc. that you'd most like to see us review on Cinema Swill. Please leave any suggestions in the comments below.

P.S. Thanks to those who left feedback regarding new tiers/content, we'll keep you posted as that develops! 

Cheers 

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Episode 27 - Van Helsing

Sam & Kefin tuck into a big helping of Van Helsing!

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Swill Ep 27 VIDEO + Tier Changes Discussion

Oop.. surprise! Here's a full video edition of Cinema Swill: Episode 27 - Van Helsing. The audio version will be available as usual, but if you want to watch our silly faces for the whole thing, you can.

We're considering adding new tiers to our Patreon and wanted your input on what sort of content could make you upgrade to a different tier. Some of the ideas we've had are:

  • Access to full video episodes of Swill (and Swirl?) like the one included here. ...

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Swill Vote - Second Chance Special

For next month's swill, we're giving three recent runners up a second chance.

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