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I don’t know how to break it to Beanz’s vet..... #ToothlessandRuthless

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Hate do it! But I had to. Stay tuned for an update on time. In the meantime, let me know below what book we should read and we can go ahead and get a head start on that or people can get it ordered if they don’t have a bookstore nearby. Woot! Look at us literate fools.

TMGW #167: Grace and Mamrie Get Sexy

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Lewdle, Cum Trees, L'Amour De Mort and make Superbowl Predictions

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TMGW #166: Mamrie Feeds a Possum - NO ADS

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Hawks and Beanz, Groundhogs, local coffee shops and Dolly Parton's love of Tacos.

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It’s. Happening.

As much as I have avoided finishing this dang book… (How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days) We’re going to do it. We’re going to have us a BAR FLIES meeting on Thursday, Feb 10th at 4pm PST. 🥃 🪰

I refuse to let this book make me take 90 days to actually read it.

Lemme know if you can make it! I figured we would try a non-weekend night this time!

Raise your hand if....

..... you got drunk last night and tried to feed a blackberry to your yard possum. Just me?

Critter Corner gonna be LIT next week. 🔥

Give these twins a Netflix special!

If you listened to the podcast this week, this is the Supermarket Sweep clip I referenced! SO much to to unpack in 30 seconds! ❤️G

TMGW #165: Is Grace an Alien? - NO ADS

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss if their boyfriends are con men, different types of hash browns and the truth about Benihana.

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JANUARY BONUS POD!

Thanks for all of your suggestions, Patrons! In this month's bonus pod we're giving our thoughts on the 2022 Super Bowl Half Time Show lineup, The Great British Baking Show MUSICAL, Weird Al's new biopic starring Daniel Radcliff and couldja deal if your SO's parents were nudists! And a bunch of other stuff! Happy January, y'all! 

Let’s gooooooooo!

Happy Lensday, y’all!

Hi there, you cuckoos! Remember… Not only on Wednesdays do the new episodes drop, but Grace and I will be on lens all day or as long as we remember that’s a thing. How are y’all doing this fine day?

Grace and I are finally Covid free and dipping your toe back into leaving our house. Clearly Beanz is thrilled about it.

So much fun stuff happening this week! Pervs are getting their perv streams this weekend and Grace and I are recording our bonus pod. She came up w...

TMGW #164: Grace and Mamrie Jump Out Of Pie- NO ADS

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the quarantining, Katy Perry, the history of jumping out of cakes, and the effect of the full moon.

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Bonus Pod Ideas?!

Hey all! We're fishing for some ideas for the bonus pod this month! Let us know what you'd like/any ideas you have! 

I .... I don’t get it.

Do you know how on your iPhone you can sort your photos by years? And sometimes when you save a Google image it saves as, I guess the year it was posted?

I just went to my photo archives and this is what I saw. If this isn’t a perfect representation of my brain, I don’t know what is. -M

TMGW #163: Grace Gets Covid - NO ADS

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Omicron Variant, duolingo, ways to kiss and Snoop Dogg's entrepreneurial efforts.

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Makes ya wonder

Last night I saw this in a parking deck and, first thought, assumed it was people pounding claws before they went into a movie.

But upon further inspection I saw that they were *GASP* unopened. What kind of sick fuck leaves perfectly good hard seltzer alone?

Did these people....

1) get kidnapped before they could open their bevs?

2) beamed up by aliens?

3) realize their mom was coming back to the car early from shopping and had to ditch the evidence?

I...

Critter Corner top of '22 update!

If you've listened to today's ep... you know the deal!

We got Magic Eye Raccoons and tiny possums up in this bitch!

-M

Jarts are a Dangerous Endeavor

I mentioned this story a couple weeks ago on the pod and you’ll be gassed to hear she went to the hospital for extreme gas. She thought she was having a heart attack but, nope, it was wild wind stuck up her butt pipe from consuming 3 protein shakes and a giant bowl of black bean soup all in one day. I’m at a loss for words. And appetite. The business of farts in jars is not for the faint of fart, y’all! ❤️G

TMGW #162: Grace's Naughty White Elephant Gift

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss their holiday vacations, odd travelers, phrases that should go away in 2022, and the year's first Critter Corner.

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In case you were considering moving to LA....

Just got home from the grocery store. Obviously I plan on making a delicious dinner! Menu includes…

Cashew Caesar salad, turnips au gratin, grilled broccoli (and shrimp for Chip). Just thought I’d throw that out there in case any of you guys read menus like porn, like I do.

That’s that’s not the point! The point is, yes, I went to the pricier grocery store today because the Trader Joe’s parking lot was actual anarchy. But! That still doesn’t excuse the fact that this ...

Pssssst. It’s Lensday.

That’s right! I might have forgotten till the middle of the day but this bitch is two weeks consistent. A new record. -M

TMGW# 161: Grace and Mamrie Go Back In Time

This week, Grace and Mamrie discuss the aesthetic of used medical masks, Baby Grinch vs. Baby Yoda, and share some clips of their best moments from the past year.

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2021 PODCAST MEMORIES!?

Of course this started as me, Grace Helbig, attempting to put up a post asking for your fav pod memories/moments of 2021. And then I fell into a wormhole of googling stock images of people stressed out looking at calendars. Welp, I have been in that hole with the worms for a while! Cut to: one and a half hours and one stock image collage later and I am now posting asking for your favorite TMGW podcast moments from 2021! 🙃Let us know what you love looking back on, what you wish you could fo...

OUR AUNTS RATE THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

tw: BIRDS

In case you missed the Christmas party...

Here it is an all its mayhem. Critics have said ‘I’m seriously too high for this’.

Link will added below when we’re live!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo6VKOBZZh4

Bonus Pod: We watched "The Holiday"!!!

Introducing... LENSDAYS!

Pronounce to rhyme with Wednesdays! That’s right, I am going to start trying, as best that I can, to toss up a bunch of lenses every Wednesday. Kind of like an exclusive Instagram story. Unless something super fucking magical happens, and in that case, I will probably need to put it on my story too.

After all, ‘It’s a living!’ I believe“ and got a little bird from the Flintstones I would have to bend over and use his beak as a needle for the Flintstones record player. Am I c...

TMGW #160: Mamrie Goes to a Christian Sauna - NO ADS!

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss bookstore biscotti, camel beauty pageants, Christmas cards, and the history of Christmas Carols.

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BAR FLIES!!

Look… Yes it’s been a couple weeks and that’s my bad… But on our last livestream we talked about trying to fit in something silly and dumb and lighthearted before the end of the year. So, here it is!

Get in there. And we will have a stream... let’s say December 30th??

WOOOOOO!