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CHECKING IN!!!

Goooooood morning and happy Monday, Patrons! It's TIME! Time to check in on those three wonderful goals we set for ourselves last Friday! Woo! Party! GET FUCKING AMPED!!!! How did we do??? I gotta say, posting mine last week gave me that swift insecure kick in the ass to lead by example, put my money where my mouth is, and get my shit done! I was a little shocked at just how motivating it was! I guess this is what they call....accountability? Ack! I hope you had some of that energy too. Here'...

Discord Outage

Hey All, Nick Here - the TMGW Discord is currently experiencing a "Temporary Outage".

I'm looking into it and getting it resolved. Please hang tight!

TGIF: Three Goals, it's Friday

Hellllllllllllo Patrons! Grace here! Sorry we haven't posted much here this week, we're clearly very busy with critters n' botox n' Bojangles! Anyway, I thought I'd try posting something a little different and see what happens. Maybe it's the 4th cup of coffee, maybe it's the 5th month of quarantine or maybe it's my 6th sense that this could be helpful for one of you (I'm projecting, I'm clearly doing this for me). In an effort to work as a supportive community and to simultaneously ...

TMGW #91: Mamrie Moves to the South

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Mamrie’s cross-country move, Botox, Mr. Peanut and Critter Corner.  

***We had some technical issues with wi-fi and zoom freezing...again...so please forgive the sync issues!

Grace's Guided Meditation

We promised you guys our own guided meditations. Here's a quick little meditation to get your brain soothed and your body centered. This was very fun to create, so let me know if you'd like more in the future! We may have found a new spiritual calling... -G

TMGW #90: Mamrie Saved a Lobster

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss drive in Drag Shows, tiny horses and Tony Braxton’s makeup tips.

Happy Monday!

I'm wishing all of you the strength to handle the week with poise and perseverance...like this Ukrainian news anchor who's tooth fell out on-air. WHAT A PRO.  -G

Well, I’ll be damned.

I’m knee-deep in cleaning out cabinets I have avoided looking at since I have someone staying at my house for two months… And wouldn’t you know it! I own crystal light! There I was talking all that shit.-M

TGIF

HAPPY FRIDAY, PATRONS! Here's a little pick-you-up for your weekends! Hope your weeks haven't been the worst! What are the highlights? What kind of shenanigans have you been up to? (Also, :42 is where this routine reeeeeeally hits it's stride) ❤️G 

She takes after me.

Here I finally bring Beanz with me to a backyard socially distant hang, optimistic that she will get along with my friend’s new tiny pup. What did she do? Couldn’t give less of a shit and while this pup pined after her like Romeo at the bottom of the Juliet balcony… Bish just finds her light and looks off into the distance like a goddamn supermodel. I nearly teared up I was so proud. -M

I Googled this...

... approximately 10 minutes after waking up today and after telling myself I wouldn’t waste time on the Internet today. I don’t even know how I got here. I have no idea why this popped in my head. Does this happen to y’all? I think I blacked out and came to and this was on my phone screen with no clues of what led me there. Oh well. Cool snail! -M

July 2020 BONUS POD! (#2!)

Answering some of your Questions in this months SECOND bonus pod!

(Audio only version is attached to this post)

TMGW #89: Grace Sleeps With Harry Styles

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Parrots vs. Crows, Martha Stewart’s sexy photo and follow up on Mamrie’s Bronco scandal.

Randy returns!

Little did I know at the beginning of 2020… That things will get so weird that my new past time (and joy) would be drunkenly comforting teen possums. #noregerts !

Hey YOU! Yeah, YOU!

WE'RE LIVE!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNRWfQAQXM

If y’all are bored and want some Lo Fi Entertainment, then grab your low bar for comedy and come watch Grace and I live stream House Bunny at 4pm PST.

Come back to this post then and we will add the link! 🐇 🐰 (

Well, hot dog, it's a *PATREON ONLY* video!

I've had this idea in my head for over a week and I finally did it this morning. I feel safe leaving it here for you. ENJOY!

Receipts.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! -M

update: folks here and on Twitter are noticing that since the writing is on the right side it actually looks like my friend might’ve accidentally DM’ed Ford not realizing it? Did she drunkenly DM Ford, then the next day she thought they had sent it? Have I been holding a grudge and a heavy heart for a week for no reason? STAY TUNED. Hahahahah.

TMGW #88: Mamrie Gets Bullied by a Car Company

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Supermarket Sweep, Blowing Glass, Walter Mercado and dip into Critter Corner!

SATURDAY STREAM!

Well guys.... we asked you what you wanted us to watch, and in true fashion, I suggested something and we’re going with that! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Great suggestions though and maybe we will make this more of a regular thing?

This Saturday at 4 PM Pacific standard time, pour yourself a piña colada, crank the PussyCat Dolls, and throw on those fuzzy ears, because we are going to watch House Bunny. A perfect Saturday viewing. It’s got really stupid jokes, Kat Dennings looking crazy, ...

A Q&A Bonus Podcast it is!

You guys voted and it looks like you want a Q&A! Mamrie and I are recording the bonus pod later this afternoon so LEAVE US SOME Qs to A! Get personal, get weird, get silly...get going, y'all! 

Bonus Podcast???

Hellllllo Patrons! We wanna know what type of bonus podcast you'd like to hear from us next! Do you prefer:

TMGW #87: Mamrie Assaults a Disney Character

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grace’s Covid Test Results, Drag Race, the benefits of Charcoal and the phenomenon of cakes that look like other things.

See!

This is essentially a PSA of why you shouldn’t drink and check your YouTube comments. I went full Dorinda and ya know what? #NoRegerts2020 🙃-M

Very normal stuff that won’t at all haunt your dreams

Have any of y’all been? I’m fascinated! I want weird, themed birth experiences for more of toys..... specifically TROLLS! I could see a fake garden patch where just their hair is sticking out then a farmer picks it like a weed and out pops a troll. What are some other ones??-M

BUT, WHAT SHOULD WE WATCH?!

Patrons! Mamrie and I want to have a fun, "Home Buddies"-esque live-streamed-movie-night with you!  But, we desperately need your suggestions on what to watch! Preferably:

*something that's available in all countries

*something that hasn't aged horribly in an era of potentially problematic dialogue/situations

*something FUN

*something that hovers around the hour and a half-ish mark for my constantly shrinking attention span

So, let us know what you suggest! ...

Sorry for giving you the COLD SHOULDER

Hey Patrons! Grace here with a quick "HELLO!" and a shoulder update. Here's a picture I took of myself last Wednesday morning right out of bed. It looks like I used that FaceTune tool that makes butts bigger on my shoulder and that makes me laugh. What fun! Anyway, things are all good over here. Still a little sore, swollen and stiff, BUT WHO ISN'T BY THIS POINT IN QUARANTINE?! It's made me realize how much our shoulders are being used every day. Turns out, like, all the time. All day long. C...

omG

Twitter user LargeGemTree made this and I am SQEALING! Of course, nic cage is playing the avocado. -M

I am supposed to recording an audition right now...

But no! Instead I am watching old clips of the Mickey Mouse club from the 90s. look at baby Britney and Justin! Not to mention Christina Aguilera, Ryan gosling, Kerri Russell, etc. Also I love that they change the lyrics from ‘it’s mainly a physical thing’ to ‘it’s mainly a mystical thing’. LOL.

How are y’all procrastinating today?-am

TMGW #86: Mamrie Loses Beanz

 This week Grace and Mamrie both have crazy mornings, they discuss animal stars and celebs on Cameo.

July 2020 Bonus Pod Video!

And here is the video for the Bonus pod!