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Honestly...

He doesn’t look that pumped.

TMGW #63: Mamrie Catfished a Magazine

 This week Mamrie makes Mocktails, Grace paints her house, Mamrie inherits a special bill and Grace’s art career is shut down before it even takes off.

PATREON EXCLUSE!

Here is a very special lil edit for you guys about my night on Gili Island with Ariel....

enjoy you crazies. And then go get into some weird (safe) shit this weekend and off of this here website!xx-M

Bonus Podcast Predictions!

Hey guys! Mamrie and I are recording our bonus podcast next week and we want to try to make some psychic predictions for 2020, but we need your prompts! Things like, "who's getting cancelled next?" "What'll be the color of 2020?" "Who's getting engaged?" "Who's getting divorced?" "Who's getting a dell?" Shit like that! Sooooo, what do you want us to predict???

TMGW # 62: Grace Goes Fine Dining

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Oscar Nominations, Mamrie learns a secret about her name, Grace sees Cats again and they make a return to Critter Corner.

COMMENTING ON YOUR COMMUNITY POSTS #1

We said we'd do it and we done did it! Mamrie and I went through and reviewed some of your community posts! What a ride! We want to try and do this every week so keep on posting over there! 

Also, Mamrie is making me apologize for her bangs. She says "They are at an awkward length and we’re all just gonna have to get through this together."

Enjoy!

❤️G

Normal convo b/w Grace and I

On any given day TBQH.

Team Baby Monkey

I was obsessed with this little dude, and would’ve gone bankrupt buying him apple slices if I could’ve. But, my crippling fear of his red-assed, UNPREDICTABLE grown-up cohorts took over and I had to leave before I could sign him into some sort of contract.

Also, let it be known that an older monkey took a peanut out of his hand and I watched this pint-sized bad ass straight up smack him across the face like a double-crossed mob boss.

A Very Florida NYE

Happy Monday, p'trons! I found this video on my phone of the Florida head wound guy on NYE and thought I'd share! Sometimes it helps to have a visual aid. In his case, sometimes it helps to have any type of aid. But, let us gather inspiration from this stranger and take this week head on! Woundn't that be nice? WOOF! Cheers to a great, productive week, y'all! 

❤️G

Found this sign before...

.... entering a park in japan and instantly new how to describe my 2020 aesthetic.

My last selfie of 2019

I just found this on my phone and thought I’d share with you guys! This is drunk Grace, post floppy elevator ladies, post head wound guy encounter, currently *helping* Elliott throw up into a trashcan next to the bed. A truly perfect way to send off 2019!

TMGW #61: Mamrie Cries in a Bar in Japan

Rolling into the new year, we're going to start posting the video portion of the podcast EXCLUSIVELY on Patreon on Wednesdays, when the audio goes live, two days before the video goes live for the public on Fridays. 

This week: Grace and Mamrie reconnect after almost a month apart. They discuss Mamrie’s trip to Japan and Bali, Grace’s trip back to the East Coast, Cats, Bars and Monkeys. It gets weird.

New Year, New Us (Yeah Right)

A Quick Hello!

I haven't been as active over here on Patreon for you guys and I'm sorry! Mames and I are going to be working out some new stuff for you p'trons this year, but in the meantime I just wanted to give y'all a quick hello and Happy 2020! Thanks for always being dumb and wonderful! Anyone get up to SHENANIGANS over the holidays??? SPILL YOUR GUTS! ❤️G

WHAT

I don’t come into your work and just what you’re researching!

Also, turns out, yes. Turts can get the herp.

I have been forcing...

Beanz to watch hours of ‘Love after Lockup’ and I think she might be about to go off on me. Stay tuned to hear if she becomes a 5 pound, smellin’ felon.

Ummmm

Why do all the sponsored ads I get now think I’m a very gossipy 94 year old? I mean, Blanche from Golden Girls IS my spirit animal.... and I am curious about all these rumors but come on! What happened to a good old weird ingrown hair ad? Or one that definitely freaks out of people with trypophobia? I digress.

-M

Christmas got weird

Can’t wait to get back in front of that mic with G-Sauce. Hope y’all had the best time and Santa brought you all the naughty coal.

Christmas Bonus!

For the Bonus podcast this month, we are giving you the full, UN-EDITED Q&A podcast from Yesterday.

Twice as Long, Twice as Weird.

Happy Holiday's Everyone!

I Saw the Sign

I’m on a the tiny island of Gili Trawangan between Bali and Lombok and I gotta day......their signage is next level.

‘Happy Day. Why Not.’ is my 2020 mantra!

Woops!

Proof of how hard I ate shit afte Gigi’s party a couple weeks ago. Goddamn Turkey’la bar!

Sorry for y’all who are squeamish.

-m

Elliott Snuck Kid Rock into the Playlist on Thanksgiving

And no one noticed for a very long time. I was very thankful for that moment and wish I had recorded his tiny devil grin for longer than 6 seconds. -G

I mean. Jesus Christ. LITERALLY.

Grace mentioned on the pod today that she looked like Hot Jesus... which made me go 'speaking of hot Jesus!' and then I completely got side tracked. What I wanted to say was I was scrolling D-listed yesterday morning and this ad popped up between gossip posts. Ummmmmm..

Why the fuck is Jesus so hot here? Why, YES,  I will come unto christ. 

Bravo on the Mormon's angle to get horny teens into the Book of Mormon by featuring a  Jesus who look...

A Honey Baked SHAM!

Y'all. I just Google Imaged 'honey baked ham lines' (never thought I'd say that) and good goddamn. Apparently these hours long lines are everywhere the day before Thanksgiving. Just like Diane Keaton falling in love with Jack Nicholson... SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE. 

I'm fired up y'all. I'm about to run for office with a simple platform of having better access to hams for the holidays. The day before a holiday, you shouldn't be standing in lines for hours for a sodium-laden centerp...

The Jurassic Park 5k

You guys have already heard about it on the podcast, and hopefully you've watched Tyler's video of our 5k journey - if you haven't, make sure you watch it here! But, I wanted to give you a little bit more BTS of my experience! Enjoy! 

Welp.

Last night got weird. How was yall’s thanksgivings?!?

Or weekends in general for y’all non USA peeps!

Just need y’all to know...

That Hannah just asked me for the third time if I’d go and see Frozen 2 and I responded that she needed to ‘let it go’ and I just feel like that level of perfect sass shouldn’t go unnoticed. -M

Saw this at a dinner party last week...

I’m calling E.T.itties

Any other suggestions?? -M

November Bonus Pod

November's Bonus Pod is here! (And don't worry, we know we still owe you another one!)

Omg

Remember how I said I was gifted a plastic cockroach with a HANDMADE tutu at the Irvine show?

I just folded laundry and this tiny guy fell out. How goddam cute is this?

BRB bout to force a hummingbird into it.

Xx

M