That when I was in New Mexico, I was going into Chip’s hotel room and the neighboring hotel room had an entire rotisserie chicken outside of the door. Just chillin like he was trying to get a tan.
I went to take a picture and the housekeeper saw me… She just said ‘it’s weird right?’ Agreed, lady. Agreed. -M
2019-09-13 02:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
First of all, I miss the app. I won’t deny that. But I also feel like complementing someone by ‘that eyes’ is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read and I am obsessed with it. Can we please get this started as slang? I know my childhood dream of getting ‘mint’ started never really happened in North Carolina… Yes, it happened in the UK… But I really need a win.
THAT EYES 2020 👀👀👀
-M
2019-09-13 01:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
When Grace and I randomly chose two concerts that were coming to the desert casinos… Turns out they’re being advertised together! We are wizards.
Ok fine. That’s a little bit of a STRETCH seeing as I’m still tired from it, but-hot damn- it was fun. Where should we go next?
2019-08-31 15:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This car just pulled up beside me at the airport. it’s official. ‘D❤️RITOS’ with a heart for the O is officially the best personalized plates of all time. -M
2019-08-31 15:25:23 +0000 UTC View PostYou asked, we answered! Bonus Pod for August is here!
2019-08-23 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostY’all have been SHOWING UP for our tour shows and it makes Mamrie and I SO FREAKING HAPPY! Just wanted to drop a little message of appreciation for all of your support - both at shows and within this weird little community! Dang, am I expressing ... human emotions? Well shit, someone really must have proposed at our show last night because I’m all up in my feelings today! Thank you, you wonderful weirdos, creeps, doofs, pervs and fool!!! ❤️G
2019-08-18 15:33:19 +0000 UTC View Post..... what song would you leave for the next ride?? -M
2019-08-15 18:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday, Korey Kuhl was listening to, I believe, last weeks episode and couldn’t believe I referenced the female Gremlin as attractive. Knowing where to hit him in the jugular… I sent him this.
Thought it was a mic drop and then he told me that Greta actually looks like Teresa Giudice… I must sharpen my sparring skills.
-M
2019-07-30 17:27:43 +0000 UTC View PostFrom Grace’s brilliant new formula!
2019-07-25 02:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post
While I was in Montecito for the wedding… My friend Beth stayed at my house with beans and brought her dog Elmo. I texted several times to make sure that Beanz could be fed in a separate room so Elmo wouldn’t steal her food. She gets really nervous about eating, and Elmo is a solid 10 pounds heavier.
Then Mary, with her signature finger in the shot, sends me this photo… Beans was stealing that bitch’s food!
I truly have never felt more connected to my...
2019-07-18 20:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostOk trying something new here. You know Grace and I love to put up a one minute trailer on our Instagrams of the week’s podcast. I figured… Why not ask you guys what part you’d want to see set to gifs this week?
For the sake of a gajillion of the same comments.... Look to see if someone else has already said the same answer then just 🖤 it!
2019-07-18 00:47:16 +0000 UTC View PostJune got away from us, but here is a nice new Bonus Pod for you guys!
Enjoy!
2019-07-15 23:44:39 +0000 UTC View Post
7/25 Phoenix https://bit.ly/2Zrh3hK
8/2 Seattle https://bit.ly/2IgQO7F
8/3 Portland https://bit.ly/31t3kJ3
8/16 Denver https://bit.ly/2MP4hrS
8/17 Dallas 2019-07-15 22:07:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I just referenced soft pretzel sticks as pretzel rods and got crucified by my friends. They looked at me like I was insane.
Someone back me up here.
Call me Denise RODman. Because I stand by this.
2019-07-11 22:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post
When I went to Catcon, I passed by an empty booth where a couple in their 60s were sitting behind an empty table. They had just sold out of their product called... pussywhips.
Honey, you ain’t lived until you’ve seen a women who looks like an older Sunday school teacher look at you deadpan in the eyes and say ‘Pussywhips will be restocked on our Etsy next week’. 💥M
2019-07-10 21:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I needed a new shower curtain and a couple weeks ago Elliott asked if he could get one for me. Last night he called me over to the bathroom to help him "fix a light". This was waiting. AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD. ❤️G
2019-07-10 20:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Some were concerned that, given the earthquakes in CA recently, that my hot tub might have taken a tumble. But I just got back home and I can report it lives on! It also got an upgraded “dolphin crossing” sign because Elliott’s parents were gonna get rid of it in their place in Florida and I made him ask if I could have it! Fuck yeah!
2019-07-09 02:53:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you guys remember that Bill Murray was in Space Jam? I really don’t think this is talked about enough.
2019-07-08 15:52:08 +0000 UTC View Post
.... but want to feel dirty.
*this makes sense if you’ve heard the new pod, and makes me look like I just joined the perv tier if you haven’t*
2019-07-03 18:06:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Have got me doing some interesting research.
2019-07-01 19:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got caught Google imaging ‘baby skunks’ at a coffee shop. How are yalls Monday’s going?
2019-07-01 17:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I only run when I’ve stolen something or when I see a skunk, as evidenced here.
2019-06-28 17:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
YES, WE PASSED OUR 1,500 PATRON GOAL. Which means IT'S TIME TO DANCE LIKE Y'ALL ARE WATCHING. We haven't ignored the fact that we owe you a legit choreographed dance video (as much as I've tried to actively forget). That said, we want to make this together so we need to start gathering song selections from you guys! What song would you like to see us attempt to writhe to? Here we fucking go. -G
2019-06-23 20:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank God that on boat photographer was there to capture all these moments I love to relive. Scrapbook, here I come!
Also, don’t let the last picture for you. I wasn’t crying. I was definitely just getting saltwater out of my eyes… Salt water bring TEARS! Lol jk. I can’t remember.
2019-06-20 00:57:21 +0000 UTC View Post
