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OMG THERE'S MORE

THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY CALLED 'TRAMP OLD MAN'. WHAT/WHY/HOW/WHERE/WHEN/WHOOOOOO IS SHE?!?

OLD MAN FAKE ANIMAL HAT

Okay, based on Mamrie's excellent posts earlier today about animal headwear I have since found myself Googling "old man fake animal hat" JUST TO SEE what comes up. What came up?! THE SADDEST/WEIRDEST WIG HEAD MODEL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN LIFE. Why is the face so "modeling-a-gross-ass-wig-against-my-will"?? She/he/it isn't smizing it's beggingforhelp-izing. Sorry, I just had to share. 

All that and a bag of woodchips.

I kept going guys (see previous post). 

QUESTION: Who are these men and have they always had a dream of being a critter hat model only to finally have their dreams realized in the sunset of life? Did they used to walk around the mall food court balancing a dead animal on their head with perfect posture just hoping that one day a scout would be there to make them a star? I'm INVESTED. 

I CAN'T

Y'all know I'm a pacifist and would never hurt a fly... unless that fly ate something in the fridge that I had been looking forward to all day. Anyway, despite my critter troubles, I would never do anything to hurt them. However, that didn't stop me from googling skunk hat which led me to this. A man who makes hats from things he kills in the woods. Fine, gross, whatever. But what killed me is when it went to the side angle, it truly looks like his head is being humped by a raccoon. The back ang...

Post Running Discord Chat?! Meet me there!

I just did physical exercise so you better believe this picture is in b&w! Either way, let's have a Monday night hang in the Discord chat! 

I'm in the discord chat, ya weirdos!

<3 Grace

Shot for shot remake?

Ever since Grace casually dropped that she Amazon primes Summer's Eve... I went in a k-hole of their old commercials. By that, I mean, there are two of them. It made me want to make our own versions of them. Perhaps... Bummer's Eve? For when you douche knowing good and well no one is going to get near your vagina? Dumber's Eve? For when ya don't have a lot going on upstairs so you better keep the basement spotless?  Drummer's Eve? For when ...

Two Idiots and Doug the Pug

In today’s Thanksgiving episode of #TMGWpodcast we talk about our stressful/wonderful backstage encounter with dog celeb extraordinarie Doug the Pug! Here’s the pic. My memory failed me and I could have sworn we were wearing the full giraffe heads. I assume we kept them off out of respect for the god-amongst-peasants that is Doug. But for context here’s what the full ensemble looked like.

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TGIF Discord Chat?! Let's do it!

I know it's late for a lot of you but I'm heading into the discord now! -Grace

Mamrie Hart Chicken at Zumba

When she REALLY GOES for that final 8 count...

Grace Helbig chicken...

The second she leaves Wendy J Diaz's house. 

If Mamrie were a chicken...

I don't know what type of chicken this is because I found this picture on some random Russian website but c'mon...

-confident

-red hair

-clearly self cut bangs

-screaming at someone (probably cheering on Rachel Maddow)?

Story checks out! 

<3 G

If Grace Helbig were a chicken...

She'd be a Modern Game Bantam. Those legs! Don't @ me. 

This post brought to you my Mamrie. 

David Nowie

69 squared?

Lotsa pervs out there! Sold out. So, we are getting a lot of requests to add more spots to this tier. What y'all think?

INTRODUCE YO'SELF!

Inspired by you wonderful humans in the discord chat, here's a post for all of you patrons to introduce yourselves, see where you're from and really get to know each other! Here's what you gotta answer! 

1. What's your name? Whether it's your user name, real name, nickname, hopeful eventual nickname, etc what do you want to be known as?

2. Where do you live? This can be as vague or specific as you want! Maybe some of you live close and can hang IRL!? (also if you're like me and alwa...

critter jitters

According to Twitter.... 'Critters' is already the name for a group of folks for a D&D thing. So, maybe y'all rename the discord chat? 

UPDATE: Apparently, we have to do that. LOL. Suggestions?

Welcome to the Jungle, y'all.

We are stoked you are here!!! As per usual, its gonna take us a hot sec to figure everything out but once we do... hang on to your sweatbands with built in receding hairlines. Also, doesn't Grace's arm look weird in this photo? Like she has insanely buff forearms? How'd ya get those Smellbig? Pe he he. 

Don't forget to listen to the actual dang podcast, duh!