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Y’all ever…

…. Be walking your dogs on the first sunny day of 1 trillion years, and all the sudden you think of a toy you had as a kid and wonder “ did I make that up?”

This is when I love the Internet. Because now with a simple Google you can find out if that show you used to watch about a tiny blue koala on nickelodeon was an actual show and not a figment of your imagination. Or if they really did sell five tiny baby dolls. Did anyone else have the Quints?

What a random concept. Also...

March Bonus Pod Options!

Sometimes we're democratic over in these parts, so we wanted to hear your preferences for March's bonus pod. Let us know what you think! We'll take stock of the responses and go from there! Thanks for playing! I mean voting!

TMGW #221: Grace’s Plane Malfunctions - NO ADS!

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Plane Emergencies, making plans over twitter, eyebrow lamination, and a new, remote kissing device.

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TGIF: Well That Didn't Go As Planned

Well, well, well, Patrons, I have had quite a day today. Lemme tell you. I currently write this post back at my desk in LA, however, I started this post earlier this morning while mid-air on a flight to Denver to visit friends for the weekend. Let me share with you what I had started to write about 6 hours ago....

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! How is everyone doing this week? I’m currently on a flight with Elliott headed to visit a couple friends in Denver for t...

TMGW #220: Mamrie Gets an Intervention - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss taking care of yourself when your significant other is out of town, traveling to the Cayman Islands and ancient sex toys.

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TGIF: Some Things I Like

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! How are we doing this week? I just got back from getting my teeth scraped (aka cleaned) for the first time in a year and a half so I'm currently sitting and tongue-exploring all the new found pockets of clean between my teeth. It's a wild Friday, y'all! 

I thought I'd do something different this week and harken back to the ol' favorites videos by sharing a lil round up of some comforting things I've been enjoying on a regular basis. Thing...

TMGW #219: Mamrie Almost Gets Fired - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Superbowl, Rihanna, UFOs, swimming with turtles and what to expect at magic shows.

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LOVE ACTUALLY BONUS POD

We did it. We watched and reviewed Love Actually. This movie aged worse than a bucket of egg salad left in the back of a hot car. Please enjoy this 48 minute whirlwind of chaotic opinions! 

TGIF: A Magical Memory

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone doing this week? I hope you're well or semi-well, and if you're not so well, I hope you know that's okay too! 

I write this post from Palm Springs as Elliott and I just drove down for the night to see the sweet n spicy magic duo, Penn & Teller. Sensible tickets to the mature magic act that's been sweeping the slight-of-hand scene since the 70s? Why yes we are leaning into living our best retiree Friday night fantasies!...

It has been recorded…

So, go watch this badly aged film and get ready for 50 minutes of us bouncing around from topic to topic faster than this movie bounces from storyline to storyline! -m

TMGW #218: Grace Forgot To Pay For College - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Kohl’s Cash, dating age gaps, the Grammy’s, the Superbowl, and Valentine’s Day plans.

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How’s your Monday going ?

I am making veggie chicken noodle soup to scratch at craving itch… Decided to test the al dente’ness of the penne and that little tube shaped motherfucker was hoarding hot ass broth which squirted out and burnt my face.

Insert wine opening sound effect. Cause I’m going to have some wine. But I guess you could also insert WHINE sound effect.

TGIF: It's Time To Get Weird

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! How is everyone doing this week? This morning I learned that "menty B" is a sups cute colloquial way to say "mental breakdown", so today has been preeeeetty good so far! 

We've officially moved into the month of February... how does that feel for you? To me it fells like 2023 is moving pretty swiftly, so best not to fight it and instead jump in and let the current take you. We're smack in the middle of Aquarius season (shout out to all of...

Ok here it is, Bar Flies! 🪰🥃

Based on some recommendations in the last post, let’s read this bad boy. Since February is a few days shorter, let’s do our book club meeting on March 4! But we can have Grace announce her book before then.

Figuring out the swing of it!

-m

Headed to the bookstore today…

To grab one and announce February‘s bar flies! I plan on spending my late afternoon cracking that bad boy open and getting some pages in my brain. I have a couple ideas but wanted to throw out this for suggestions. Would love to read any ideas y’all have and save this post for the year. -m

TMGW #217: Mamrie Gets Stuck in Bed - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss CrossFit Games, Yoga, Movies in 4DX, if Popcorn is the best snack, and what makes a collector’s item?

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The Mountain Is You Livestream

Here's the livestream for those that couldn't make it! Please ignore the first 7-10 minutes of me, as always, not knowing how to start a livestream! Thank you to everyone that participated and helped make my first BAR Flies so lovely! All of your thoughts, ideas, and insights were fantastic! Cheers to continuing to honor and discover ourselves! 💚G

How did I get here?

So I hurt my back a couple days ago and other than a writing session at a friends house until I was in too much pain to continue sitting on her couch… I’ve pretty much just been hanging home alone with two small dogs. This is the only way I can rationalize downloading an AI art generator and typing this in.

Y’all, I’m not even on painkillers. Friday night plans include…

Making myself a big old cocktail, watch a terrible movie, and talk to these dogs at length until I in...

TGIF: New Hair and Knowing Your Limits

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone's week been so far? Mine is going pretty well! I just got back from three hours in the hair operating chair and I am proud to report we have birthed a beautiful, healthy lady lob! 

Ohhhh she swishes on the shoulders so nice! I got a little nervous when I woke up this morning, but then I realized I haven't had...

IT'S LENSDAY ... THE PUMP UP JAM

Our talented friend and patron, Theresa Walsh, sent us this iiiiincredible lensday beat that we obviously had to share! If this doesn't pump you up in the silliest way, I don't know what will!!!

TMGW #216: Grace is Exposed by Gen Z - No Ads

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Mercury coming out of Retrograde, Pilates Socks, Millennial Pauses, and the ranking of sexiness of Cartoon Mascots.

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BAR Flies thought starter thread!

Hey all! Reminder: I'm hosting my first BAR Flies this SATURDAY, JANUARY 28TH @ 2PM PST! I'll make sure to post the link to the livestream over here before it starts and send out a notification to everyone! 

In the meantime, I wanted to use this thread as a spot for you to share your thoughts and questions and conclusions and general and/or specific feelings in relation to the book. Here are some loose prompts to consider:

-What idea or ...

TGIF: Time for Mercury RetroSHADE

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone doing this week? Hopefully, you're doing okay...because Mercury retrograde is OVER!! Woo! Did you feel it? Did you know? Now you know, so maybe now you'll feel it! Re: Refinery29, and their astrologer of choice Lisa Stardust (yep, must be a family name), Mercury is in it's post retrograde shadow until Feb 7th. She says "...

January Bonus Pod!

We're answering your questions about break up guilt, children, and how we *try* to stay present! Enjoy!

In his element…

Despite the novelty size martini glass that Ron held in the previous post, and that I literally have in my kitchen right now, this is what he looked like when I got my reading. He has less rings than I remember, but there’s that Apple Watch warning him of when Vicky was going to stampede right in. 🤣

I found promo pics…

I am scream laughing you guys. His hair is definitely more gelled in these photos than when he was telling me to let go of my trauma, but that’s good old Ron. Found some promo pics for his hypnotism comedy alter ego. And sure enough, according to his website, he embarrasses a lot of people and I might’ve seen a man hump a broomstick with a wig on.

If your tarot card reader can’t do that, keep looking! -mh

TMGW #215: Mamrie’s Naughty Pic - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss what happens to the brain as you age, Mamrie’s Damp January, Tarot Card Readers, and Drag Brunch in Palm Springs

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TGIF: Millennial Self Care Jason

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! Grace here with some more sophisticated Friday dribble! How have your weeks been going? Finding yourself engaged in anything fun? Basking in any sublimely mundane activities? Swimming in the sweet nectar of nothingness? Over the last few years I've been attempting to appreciate a slow pace and allow myself to revel in creature comforts. After a decade of swimming upstream, motivated by the blind ambition of hustle culture, it feels nice to officially believe t...

TMGW #214: Mamrie Dumps Starbucks - NO ADS!

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss beauty routines, self care, pets doing their business in the rain and they discover the origins of Pez Dispensers.

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TGIF: Banished Words

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone doing today/this week? This morning I had to take Goose to the vet for another check up on her ears which now get gunked up every few months in her older age. Vet visit days usually go like this ... we have an extra early morning so I can give her some at home sedation which she fights against until we get to the vet and they give her slightly more sedation so they can poke and prod her. A couple hours later she's brought out of sedation and I ...