Schaffrillas Productions

EARLY ACCESS - Shrek 5 is coming and I have thoughts

Hey now, you're an all-star

EARLY ACCESS - Every Smiling Friends Episode Ranked

Hi hello

EARLY ACCESS - Every George Miller Movie Ranked

Happy Feet Wombo Combo

EARLY ACCESS - Pixar might be COOKED after this interview...

If you tell the subreddit about this I'm kicking you out of the Patreon

EARLY ACCESS - Every Pixar Villain Ranked

It's Pixaring time

EARLY ACCESS - Ranking the Star Wars Movies by their R2-D2 usage

Yep, I had to

EARLY ACCESS - Pikmin 4 Review

Merry Chrimbis Pikmin fans

EARLY ACCESS - Knuckles is a show that exists

Knock knock it's Knuckles

EARLY ACCESS - Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked

And no one told him to Stoppenheimer???

EARLY ACCESS - The FUNNIEST Film of the Decade So Far

EARLY ACCESS - Which Breaking Bad Actor will win an Oscar?

Jesser we need an Oscar Jesser

Megamind 2 Video (No Border!)

Figured before I deleted the Megamind 2 video file, I'd render the video without its signature border for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy!

EARLY ACCESS - Why Megamind 2 is a Cinematic Disaster

Well...here ya go.

EARLY ACCESS - Oscars 2024 Review

My eyes see Oppenheimer

EARLY ACCESS - Kung Fu Panda 4 Review

I like Mr. Ping

EARLY ACCESS - Why Kung Fu Panda 2 is a Great Sequel

There's no way EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting...

EARLY ACCESS - The Romeo and Juliet Seal Movie

Oh it's real

EARLY ACCESS - Top 15 Movies of 2023

Big day for William fans

EARLY ACCESS - Ranking Every 2023 TV Show I Watched

Let's see what's on the telly

EARLY ACCESS - Top 10 Games of 2023

EARLY ACCESS - Ranking Every Crusty Wii Remote Sound Effect in Brawl

Man I don't know

EARLY ACCESS - Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked

Happy holidays I'm going to bed

EARLY ACCESS - How Disney Plus is Damaging Disney's Brand

Disney Plus kinda stinks ngl

EARLY ACCESS - (Most of) Every Steven Spielberg Movie Ranked

So...let me explain.

Today I finished the Spielberg ranking, with the intention of posting all of it here for Patreon. Unfortunately...iMovie failed to render the entire video, stopping just short of 2 hours (the video itself is 2 hours and 30 minutes.)

Rather than immediately scrap this failed export, I decided to upload it first in order to check for copyright issues. And like, as long as it's uploaded, I guess I might as well share what's rendered here. 2 hours of early access ...

EARLY ACCESS - Which Smash Bros characters have canonically eaten pizza?

And now for a video no one has ever asked for in history! Enjoy!

EARLY ACCESS - Free Birds Theory

I'm not spoiling the topic of the vid, you gotta click on it baby

PREVIEW - War of the Worlds (2005) Review

Hey gang! So, I started posting special previews for upcoming ranking videos on my Schaffrillas Shorties channel. But I didn't want to leave you guys in the dust, so I'll give y'all some exclusive previews that won't be made available until the final ranking! Here's a sneak peek at the Spielberg ranking with my segment on 2005's War of the Worlds!

EARLY ACCESS - Every Wes Anderson Movie Ranked

All my pictures come out.

EARLY ACCESS - Every Super Mario Kart Course Ranked

Everyone's favorite!

EARLY ACCESS - Once Upon a Studio was really good

Chicken Little moment