The days of Summer are quickly fading, but the heat is still bearing down on Alola. The listener enters Guzma’s throne room after a day in the sun, and he offers them a seat to kick back and relax with him…a seat on his lap, of course.
With their back to his chest, Guzma goes to work in an effort to help the listener unwind – nipping at their neck and ear while his hands wander and descend between their thighs. And that’s just the beginning…
Contains: Fem!Listener, lap sitt...
2017-09-13 19:01:16 +0000 UTC
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After a long day, Guzma and a male listener decide to kick back and relax together, which turns into a sweet and loving quickie.
Contains: Male Listener, fluffy NSFW, sexy times.
2017-09-11 17:54:02 +0000 UTC
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It's me! Updating you! Wow! Amazing! <3
2017-09-09 17:25:26 +0000 UTC
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A lot of you OG Patrons will recall that once upon a time, Discord access and a Patron role was a reward. That server got nuked and I moved on, but many of you expressed how much you enjoyed connecting with the people in the community. Recently I've been cultivating a new server that is a bit more organized and focused on the SFW aspects of my internet persona.
The server is going really well and is pretty big, but full of really chill, nice people who I'm glad I've had a chance to meet ...
2017-09-06 06:42:52 +0000 UTC
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It’s the return of gentle dom Sidon, and this time the listener has been tied up to the bed and stripped bare, left for the Prince to do as he pleases. Slow and seductive, Sidon teases the listener before brandishing a toy. Tonight, his only concern is seeing the listener satisfied in the most carnal of ways.
Contains: Dom!Sidon…Sidom, slight size difference play with the “little one” mention, loving and consensual bdsm, Sidon going to work with an ambiguous toy on an am...
2017-08-30 21:05:31 +0000 UTC
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So, this audio is a bit cheeky, with winks to the 4th wall as well as being in the "Is it SFW or NSFW?" category (I wouldn't listen to this without headphones, I'll put it that way). Listener catches Victor before skate practice, and he notes that typically they're looking for Yuuri, but he's happy to help him since he's such a...capable coach.
I need to get more comfortable and explore more angles of Victor's voice. I keep doing the slow seductive sounding Victor and at some point I nee...
2017-08-30 00:37:03 +0000 UTC
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...we can make it if we tryyy~ just the two of us...
...anyways. This is just me being lewd and mildly seductive. No character, though I definitely go from sorta Yuuri to sorta Sidon but it was a good warm up...and I like it. This would be fun to listen to before going on an audio spree, I think. Enjoy!
2017-08-29 05:20:50 +0000 UTC
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A comforting and uplifting audio with Yuuri talking to the listener about change and hanging in there. Sorry for the bad description, I'm super out of it and just trying to get these things posted because I'm so late.
2017-08-28 21:35:50 +0000 UTC
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The title speaks for itself. Guzma is fed up with the listener, but tensions boil over in the most peculiar of ways when angst turns to passion…with a dash of salt.
Contains: Fem!Listener, frustrated Guzma, make out session, rain, booty grabbin’.
2017-08-28 20:44:46 +0000 UTC
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Do I sound tired? I probably sound tired. I talk about some con stuff, some blog stuff, some social anxiety stuff. I like this one, I hope you do too!
2017-08-27 22:58:17 +0000 UTC
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I didn't get to film a proper vlog for this con because anxiety, but I did record an hour long review! This might be longer than you bargained for (or I bargained for tbh) but this could be some good background noise if you have time to kill!
Enjoy!
2017-08-26 05:07:36 +0000 UTC
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To say that my Yuri!!! on Ice panel went well would be an honest to goodness understatement. Considering that this was the debut of this panel, that Friday of the con was really stressful for the fandom, and that it was 11 PM really adds to just how shockingly well this went.
I know the audio isn't perfect, with the rave (oh, sorry, "dance") going on in the next room it was basically a death sentence for any panel that relied heavily on a microphone, never mind volunteers who may have li...
2017-08-24 22:13:51 +0000 UTC
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Team Instinct’s leader is back, and is approached by a familiar trainer after a raid. Last time they spoke, he helped them “find their spark”, and after all this time it would appear that the trainer took their conversation to heart. As the group disperses, trainer grabs Spark by the crotch and drags him into a nearby alley way. The tables have turned, and the trainer isn’t stopping until Spark is begging for relief.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, the return of an often request...
2017-08-23 01:31:45 +0000 UTC
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Team Skull’s grunts have been acting up as of late, reaping the benefits of their Boss “punishing” them through…unconventional means. This Grunt in particular has showed up late to a meeting with Guzma, leading to a bit of teasing (and plenty more) on Guzma’s throne.
Contains: Male!Listener/Grunt, “Punishment” that isn’t really punishment, Guzma teasing and taunting the Grunt, Grunt giving Guzma a blowjob.
2017-08-23 01:20:23 +0000 UTC
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Yuuri Katsuki has been recovering from his injuries suffered on his last job, but it’s not his injuries that have been lingering on his mind. His passionate tussle with Victor Nikiforov feels like a dream, but when Victor pays him a visit, the reality settles in.
Yuuri wants answers, but the truth comes as a shock – Victor wants to buy out his contract now that there’s no doubt Yuuri can be trusted. However, Yuuri demands that Victor show him exactly how badly he wants him. Wounds ...
2017-08-22 19:36:13 +0000 UTC
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Part one of the two part Mafia AU special!
Trust is a funny thing. Yuuri Katsuki is bloodied and beaten, shaken from finding himself in the gentle hands of the police before being sprung by Victor Nikiforov. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go down, or, that’s what Yuuri thought.
The confrontation is tense. Yuuri is shaken up, but more than anything, he’s pissed. Victor plays coy, as though he doesn’t quite understand why Yuuri is so upset. Sitting together in th...
2017-08-22 19:29:41 +0000 UTC
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I am so so so sorry that I didn't have the new posts scheduled to go up here while I was away, I completely forgot that Patreon could do the thing. I'll be getting them up right away. Patreon exclusives will be rolling out this week too.
I'll talk about this in my 5+ minute update, but I had a great time. This was such an uplifting and positive experience. And my panels were a huge hit. I'm getting better at this! Also NO SOCIAL ANXIETY the entire weekend.
You didn't know me ...
2017-08-22 16:56:59 +0000 UTC
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Wanted to post about this here in case anyone misses it on Tumblr. Good luck!
2017-08-16 00:45:48 +0000 UTC
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On a balcony, far away from the pressure of competition and fame, Victor Nikiforov overlooks the latest vacation destination he booked for he and Yuuri Katsuki. Even though the moonlit scene is breathtaking, Victor finds himself…bothered. Yuuri is quick to pick up on this, and looks to breach the walls that Victor has built around himself.
Contains: Both Yuuri and Victor voices/noises, one of the most loving NSFW audios I’ve done, vulnerable Victor, passionate and tender loving Y...
2017-08-15 21:17:44 +0000 UTC
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Prince Sidon finds himself in a position he’s quite unfamiliar with when the listener offers to indulge him in a taste of submissiveness. Sidon obediently pleases his mistress however she sees fit, and finds that he could get used to this role reversal.
Contains: Fem!Listener, Sidon being subby, a “ride on Sidon” audio, a different take on an often requested character.
2017-08-15 03:43:53 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patreon! I have been silent for these first two weeks of the month because I've had something like a dozen audios to get written and recorded before my con this month and whoooo boy is there a lot of great stuff that'll be posted soon.
For those of you who might have missed the details, I'm going to AnimeFest in Dallas, TX this week. This isn't a big convention, but they're having the big three behind Yuri on Ice attend, as well as basically the entire English Dub team. So this is basica...
2017-08-14 00:27:23 +0000 UTC
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Guzma has dragged a male Grunt into a private room where his S/O is waiting, and Team Skull’s boss confirms with her that this is “the Grunt” who has been running his mouth. Grunt appears to be in trouble, but things take a turn when Guzma reveals that the rumors they’ve heard of the Grunt talking about Guzma weren’t about him talking shit...rather, this Grunt had some other things he was flappin’ his gums about.
In particular, his believe that the Boss has a big...thick...
2017-08-12 19:48:57 +0000 UTC
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Sidon and the listener are spooning after a nap, and things go from fluffy to lewd as the prince’s hands begin to wander. Teasing and pleasing sees the tables eventually turned on Sidon, who is given a taste of his own medicine after playing with the listener.
Contains: Fem!Listener, a slow and cute build into Sidon squeezing and feeling on the listener then fingering them, some edging themes both for the listener and Sidon, some begging from Sidon when it’s his turn to get it.
2017-08-09 21:25:59 +0000 UTC
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Being the comforting and caring sort isn’t really Guzma’s style, but when he finds out that the listener is feeling down because of a recent failure, he does his best to give them a pep talk and let them know that falling short is just a part of life, and where they go from here is what will define them…….or somethin’.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, Guzma doing his best to be motivational and caring…really he’s trying, a nice message for anyone who has fallen short, failed, lo...
2017-08-08 17:35:56 +0000 UTC
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Prince Lotor has brought an ambiguous listener to his private quarters for a discussion, and before he can even begin, he’s punched right in the mouth. Straight up decked…
…to his amusement.
This act won’t go unpunished, but as Lotor begins plotting the listener’s punishment, he takes note of their reactions as he backs them up against the wall and draws near. They’re…blushing? What follows isn’t exactly what one could call a traditional “punishment” in the...
2017-08-07 17:04:36 +0000 UTC
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After besting the listener in single combat, an amused (and a touch smug) Prince Lotor tells them that things don’t have to be this way. The Prince believes that he and the listener could be very good friends, if only they’d give him a chance...oh, and bend the knee. Is that too much to ask?
2017-08-04 09:48:07 +0000 UTC
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This 16 minute (!?!?!) scene features a more inexperienced version of ya boy than I usually portray. He’s eager to be with the listener, but a bit nervous, and wants them to take the lead in a physical sense. A steamy, touchy feely make out session goes much further, and though Guzma’s nerves get the better of him for a moment, the listener patiently (and enthusiastically) comforts him and gets his head back in the game…and elsewhere…
Contains: Fem!Listener, inexperienced and a bit...
2017-08-03 22:12:49 +0000 UTC
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Would you all enjoy it if I posted here regularly? Just like...I dunno, things that would usually be a text post I wouldn't post on Tumblr to avoid clogging up the blog? Thoughts and details that could lead to some good conversation here on Patreon?
Something that has been missing lately that I think a lot of you who were here for the Discord era have noticed is the whole...community aspect of things. Things got messy and stressful, but I did like having a connection between me and all of you....
2017-07-28 23:59:08 +0000 UTC
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Sidon and Link, together on their wedding night. Sidon muses about how long he has dreamed of this very moment, leading into a sweet and loving and very light intro to some sexy times. This is 100% SidLink fluff, with some light NSFW elements, so...enjoy Sidon being romantic and sweet!
Contains: Mostly dialogue with a bit of heavy breathing and smooching and implied naughtiness, but not that much of it. Sidon being the sweetest shark prince in the world.
2017-07-28 22:14:42 +0000 UTC
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Guzma wakes up next to a sleepy listener, and wants to stay in bed a little while longer. Lots of gentle, sweet, fluffy feelings in this one.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, maximum levels of fluff, some smooching, warm fuzzy feels. If you enjoyed the “rainy morning” audio you’d probably love this one.
2017-07-27 22:30:14 +0000 UTC
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