Awsten's back in the building and we're discussing the three things he likes most about being in a band while he sips on three different drinks at the same damn time. The rich get richer!
2023-12-12 20:31:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The year is almost over, so I am talking about all the bullshit that brought me joy in this awful year.
A thread on some Palestinian relief funds: https://twitter.com/zeinabsdawn/status/1713168368784556343
The BDS Movement's official boycott list: https://bdsmovement.net/get-involved/what-t...
2023-11-17 22:50:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey motherfuckers!!!! It's me!!!! Travvy Two-Bones!!! I'm here with friend of the pod Zakk Autrey, a certified movie buff like myself, to discuss five horror films from 2023 to get you amped up for the spooky season and give you some ideas for what to watch on your dark, creepy, nasty little nights. We discuss The Outwaters, Skinamarink, Evil Dead Rise, Beau is Afraid, and Talk to Me.
Be sure to follow Zakk on Letterboxd 2023-09-27 20:02:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone ~
Over the weekend someone made me aware of some comments circulating about the IP fanfic so I just wanted to address some things
First, the whole reason I decided to write this thing was because the band was going on tour, and rather than letting this place sit without any content for y'all for two months or subject you to me rambling by myself for 50 minutes straight multiple times, I thought writing a story like this might be more fun for you guys. It was mea...
2023-06-20 16:20:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt was the sixtieth of Summer, the day of the Makanuele Rumble’s opening ceremony. Which meant that Geoff was off gallivanting around Xatetu Field with that guy whose name Awsten couldn’t even remember.
Well, that was a lie. The man’s name was Pulo. He hadn’t been able to stop thinking about that fucking name for the past three days. Embarrassingly, he’d even gone to Geoff’s social media profile the day they finally separated and searched the name in his Following tab, to no...
2023-06-15 18:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostNote: Happy Pride!
P.S. Is anyone actually enjoying this? Should I even be continuing this story? Let me know in the comments so I know if I am wasting my time or not maybe it's weird idk anyway enjoy this chapter is extremely long (about 30 pages)
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Fifty-first of Summer, 2905 (Day 1)
There were a few days of textual flirting before Geoff was able to meet up with Awsten. For an amateur Summoner, his schedule was su...
2023-06-01 21:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostNote: I know I spelled it with an A instead of an E...I write in American English, not British English. Thanks!
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Music pumped through low-grade speakers in Travis’s small, one-story house. Bass thrummed in Awsten’s chest while his ears rang with shrill cymbal strikes. He didn’t know what the song was, or who the artist even was. It wasn’t often that he found himself at a total loss as to what song was playing, so it must have been something ...
2023-05-15 17:42:24 +0000 UTC View PostAfterwards, when they would lay in bed together naked and sweaty with their chests heaving in ragged breaths, their legs tangled, Awsten and Ash would speak in hushed whispers to each other. They would rest their heads on the same pillow, turned to face each other, practically speaking into each other’s mouths, their breath tied in knots.
The endorphin rush always helped, but it wouldn’t take long for anxiety to wend its way through Awsten’s body again. Ash had the uncanny ability...
2023-04-30 16:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Here is chapter 1 of the Waterparks x Jekua fanfic based on (my interpretation of) the storyline of Intellectual Property, which I kind of espoused on here. If you don't know what the hell Jekua is, it's my latest fantasy novel series. You can buy the first 3 (of 6) books now!
Hopefully we can get one more pod episode in first, but with Awsten embarking on tour soon, I th...
2023-04-19 14:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhh we just love apps...we can't stop freakin talkin about the things. And usin em? Don't even get me started! OOOOUHHUUuuUUUHH we just love them so much....please don't take our apps away!! PLEASE!!!! We'll never recover, and we'll freak out! oooouuuuu
2023-03-31 19:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Are there any other amorphous blobby sort of colorful shits that we shoulda talked about? Are we missing any here folks?
2023-03-14 20:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone it's Travis
Just wanted to apologize on behalf of myself and bozo for lack of eps lately. I know on my end I've been very busy doing projects to get my new home ready to move into as well as prepping for the release of my new book tomorrow. Additionally, on a worse note, it's been tough grieving my dog who we had to put down last month. In short, either there's been no time to record, or--if there is--it's hard to muster up the energy/motivation to be funny or entertaining.<...
2023-03-13 22:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Per your requests, I'm doing a fanfic I guess. How embarrassing.
2023-02-09 15:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody it's Travis (from the podcast)
Sorry it's been a while since a new episode went up!! As you can tell from twitter and instagram and tiktok Awsten has been very busy with all his dumb album stuff whatever he's doing idk. And I've had lots of shit goin on in my personal life too--all positive, nothin bad, just nothing I want to talk about publicly. But still, it has made me very unexpectedly busy!
But I wanna try to do a solo ep or somethin soon if y'all would li...
2023-01-27 23:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Our third annual Christmas movie commentary! This year we watched Christmas on the Farm, a movie that makes less sense than almost any other movie we've seen before.
2022-12-20 21:34:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're two sweet fancy boys and we're going to eat some fancy food. Or are we??? Awsten IS a "food pussy," after all...
2022-12-09 21:17:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We're joined by Houston rapper Dayne to discuss his amazing new album MILK, as well as other beverages, such as this week's sponsor: Black Crap Tumble Top Energy Slurp Quick.
2022-11-10 22:33:50 +0000 UTC View Post
We were lucky enough to get Awsten Knight on this episode of ATSP Premium to talk about horror movies and how great music streaming services are!
2022-10-26 20:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Woooow OKAY so I guess the haters thought I would never finish reading Ramé. But guess what? I did! Don't forget who's kept you fed all year!!
2022-10-13 19:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
We're nearing the end of Ramé, but not before we hum a sweet lil tune. Again.
2022-09-27 19:12:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Been sitting here for about 12 minutes trying to figure out what to put in this description but I've got nothin. I don't remember what this title is about but that can't be good, huh gang?
2022-09-12 19:42:50 +0000 UTC View Post
We are getting into the double digits of a story now. This is unprecedented...
Anyway I heard a rumor that Donald Trump was on the basketball court during recess and he was running but then he stopped moving and we all looked at him cause he was just standing there and then someone pointed out that some very thin orange diarrhea was running down his leg and he just wouldn't move while the diarrhea was going down his leg. Actually that might've been some kid in my 9th grade class, but wo...
2022-08-25 19:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going back.......back to the world of Ramé...right now!!
I also really want to try a bagel with lox but I don't have one. Maybe I can go to the restaurant and get one on Saturday. oooooWEE! Listen to the episode please, I'm thirsty
2022-08-11 19:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Totino's triple cheese pizza for lunch. mmm. OOOOUUUUOOUH!!!
2022-07-19 15:51:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's episode we embark on the second half of the Ramé saga, all of which I recorded over the span of 2 days while housesitting for my mother. Let's see what those damn boys are up to!! Probably kissing or something, I don't remember
2022-07-08 15:14:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Come with me...and you'll be...in a world of pure imagination!! Just kidding, all this shit in here sucks. It's an auditory tour of my mom's absolutely batshit house!
2022-06-24 18:22:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Just wanted to pop in real quick and let you know the deal. As you well know Awsten is on a different continent on tour, and some of you may or may not know I've been going through some really tough stuff with my dog's health, so with those combined it has been a challenge finding any time to record an episode (both because his schedule is bad, and because I am depressed).
I've blocked out a big chunk of time next week to record some episodes though! So I will ...
2022-06-14 20:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Bullied by classmates, young Max (Cayden Boyd) escapes into a fantasy, conjuring up the action-packed lives of Pissgirl (Taylor Dooley) and Shitboy (Taylor Lautner). But one day, Pissgirl and Shitboy suddenly come to life -- and their world, Planet Drool, needs a hero named Max. As Max escapes to Planet Drool, he battles aliens and tries to save his new friends' planet from destruction. He also battles his bullies, who have become villains like the Ice Princess (Sasha Pieterse).
2022-05-31 18:48:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe I am trying to do too many things in one day and maybe I shouldn't have had so much freakin SAUCE
2022-05-15 16:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what I really believe. I'm serious.
2022-04-27 15:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post