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Extra Milky Employment

For Travis

Dammit Alice, just because the subject is already a woman, it doesn't mean you need to go the extra mile with those tits!
She's not going to be able to go one day without fumbling around with that much frontal weight and then it's off to the wall or some other stationary job.
Oh well, enjoy your upcoming yet most likely very short waitress career.


And on another note this was the last of these YCHs, thanks for everyone here for participating!
I'll inform ...

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Bouncy Beach Gator

For Yowza

It's nice to take a little break from your duties as a witch, but you should be really careful about where you go and relax.
Having other magic users around can have quite detrimental or at least life altering consequences.

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Hidden Costs

For Apokol

You know the casino seems to have a bit of a shortage of redheads, how about we fix that?
Judging by the lips this one has, she's going to be very eager to please the customer base to the best of her ability.
Might be a novel idea Alice is trying out here.

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2 more slots available, pic any of the YCHs.

Okay I'm now pretty much done with the YCHs, but since there were couple of cancellations towards the end, I'll just give the 2 free spots to whoever wants them.
You can pic from whichever of the YCHs you want.

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Expensive Drinks

For Daze-snow-leopard

There are multiple ways for people to get trapped in this establishment.
Gambling is only one of them.
The lucky ones who don't feel the lure of the money or by some miracle don't lose, just might find themselves stuck in debt for other reasons.
The deceptively delicious "Mystery drink of the day" that doesn't have price displayed can come as a bit of a shock when i...

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Welcome to the Casino

For Some Foxy

Another one falls victim to their vices and loses everything.
The lure of easy money and fun is really too much for most folks.
But luckily Alice is always ready to help with repaying all of those debts by welcoming you to a new job!
Only thing you need is a little bit of a change in appearance and you'll be good to go!
Off to learning on the job about being a waitress.
Those heavy milk filled tits and wide hips don't exactly help though.
How long do you...

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Tied to a New Job

For Travis

Once again an unfortunate soul wanders into the pleasure island casino and ends up as a permanent quest.
Such are the dangers of free and easy credit that's practically pushed onto you by the casino.
Not sure if the fine print ever mentioned anything about becoming one of the donkeys though...
Not that you would have believed it even if it did, those are costumes after all, right?
Oh well not that you could complain about the situation now even if you wanted.
...

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Exotic Employment

For Jkjuggernaut

What's this?
Now that's a very strange looking shark indeed, almost like she's not a shark at all.
Must be a first one for the resort.
The business must have needed a really special worker for their roster with a change like this.
She looks almost like a singer or something along those lines.
Well regardless of her role or species, she's still gifted with the same cur...

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Very Happy Vacation

For Dismaldetractor

The resort grows once more, this time a young man has volunteered to join the aquatic themed workforce.
You know the best way to keep your customers, or in this case newly acquired workers happy, is to simply put a painted grin on their face and make sure they can't utter any complaints.
Such a simple solution to all possible workplace problems.
After all we can't let ...

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Tourist Trap

For Yowza

Such a nice summer's day in a weird (but invitingly cheap) shark girl themed resort.
Can you imagine how hot it can be in those overly curvy rubber suits the workers are wearing all day?
Makes one wonder how they even accepted the jobs, pay must be good or they must be really desperate for money.
At least you don't have to worry about the heat. Just one refreshing sip from this nice cool g...

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Rubbery Beach Rabbit

For Sandr032

Another unsuspecting sunbather gets more than they were promised.
At this rate that beach is going to be filled with surprised looking sexy pooltoys, who knows how many bottles that company sold.
At there's no complaining about the results, not that she could do it anyways.
Bit impossible to do with that plugged mouth.
Besides that body is more than worth it. I mean it would cos...

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Foxy UV Protection

For Helios~

Aeril here has seemingly bought the plain version of the sunscreen, no interesting animals in the product description.
That won't prevent you from receiving the same amount of protection than others though.
If anything I'd say those tits look a bit bigger than with other "customers", which should make the already difficult movement even more laborious.
Oh well at least she got the pro...

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Whale Skin Sunscreen

For Furryfan131

Got to be really careful when purchasing products from this weird company, the names of the products seem to have a bit of a real meaning behind them.
Well it's commonly known that whale skin is incredibly durable, so the sun shouldn't be any kind of a problem in the future.
Though I think getting burnt in the sun is the last thing on his...her mind at the moment.

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Ultimate UV Protection

For Travis

Remember to always use sunscreen to avoid burns.
The stronger the better just to be on the safe side!
But you know it's too bad that we never know what's in those chemical mixes.
In search of the strongest protection, this company has added some experimental chemicals (or recycled sex dolls) into the mix.
Or perhaps it's just plain cursed by some mysterious new witchy worker, we'll never know.

Result seems to be a barely mobile beach body that always want...

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Bimbo Beach Body

Look at that, an unsuspecting person in the sun.
But take look at that body! What good is a boring form like that going to get you?
You'll never be the life of the party going around looking like that.
Good thing our genie is ready to rescue the summer (and rest of his life) from what would have been a very boring experience.
Nothing worse in Zoe's opinion than life without strong emotions.
With this new curvier form you'll never be bored.
Getting into bars is going to be...

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Foxy Beach Body

For Some Foxy

Enjoying the summer? Great, everyone should enjoy this wonderful time of year to the fullest!
But what can you do with a boring body like that? Oh come on that's no way to spend the time in the sun.
Luckily Zoe is around to fix this situation.
She'll even grant you a pair of plump luscious lips on top of the curvy body, what a lovely girl she is.

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Commissions Closed!

There we go, the commissions are now closed!
Grats to everyone who made it on the list!
I'll most likely make this early commission and YCH access a perk in the future Patreon perk system when I one fine day get this place up and running properly with my personal stuff.
Seems like a pretty good thing to offer I think.

Now I'll work through the YCHs and then I'll start on that loong commission list.

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Commission queue open

Okay let's get this list finally going.
I'll open these here for you guys a tiny bit before I do it on FA.
Let's do 10 slots over here.
Tell me your Furaffinity username too if you have one so I can put your name one the list over there when I publish it.
I'm only somewhat vaguely aware of how people's usernames here correlate with the FA ones.

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Permanent Beach Body

For ABigGuy

What better way to fully enjoy the wonderful summer than get into the most beach related form you can think of?
Hard to get any more beach or summer related than pooltoys.
Even better you can enjoy the summer forever! No need to change back to the mundane work clothes, (not that she could even if she wanted to).
Zoe is such a generous creature.

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YCH 5 Hidden Costs

There are more than one way to lose your wealth and end up in eternal servitude in this casino.
Next time check the price of the items you're buying or you might be in for an interesting future.
Not that the real price is necessarily available at first glance.
The 8$ might just be the price of the service, where as the drink itself could run for quite a bit more.

And that about does it for these YCHs. I'll upload these on FA shortly, so if you want to get a slot in any of the...

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YCH 4 Winning a New Body

Gambling never ends well, unless you're one of those people looking for a permanent employment and a new curvy short body.
In that case this probably isn't too bad.

This pic can have some bondage elements in the end result if you want, like arm/leg spreader bar etc..

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YCHs

You know what, just reserve your slots if you want them.
Doesn't really make that much sense not to open them for you guys right away since I'll be doing that anyways when these are all done.

If these turn out to be very popular then I'll have to rethink the slots.
We'll see how this plays out.

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YCH 3 Strongest UV Protection

Lotion provides an exceptional and permanent UV protection, but the mobility might be a bit on the hindered side and no speaking with that valve stuck between the lips.
That body has a fun tendency to always pop back into this same pose if you manage to move a limb, something that requires quite a bit of effort.
Oh well you win some and you lose some.

Thought I was going to make this a shark only thing, but I guess this one could be nearly any species, even a human inflatable bim...

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YCH 2 Beach Toy

And here's the second one.
Sunbathing near Zoe can have all kinds of strange effects.
This one isn't limited to sharks or even inflatables, can be a bimbofication thing too for those who don't want to go down the rubber road.

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YCH 1, Rubber Resort Shark

Don't drink the water in that cursed resort!
Too late..

I'll post these here when they're more or less finished before I upload them on FA in one go and open them up.
Gives you Patreon folks a bit of time to think if you want to jump onto any of these.

I'll make about 4 or 5 of these and open 3 slots for each one of them.
Probably a bit too many, but I have absolutely zero idea how popular these are going to be.
Still I'd rather open few too many than too few, that w...

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Locker Room Talk, Boys Will Be Boys

Couldn't resist making an alt of it, besides I think this is most likely how Lillian would go about it.
I mean boys will be boys and it would be just downright cruel to take that away from them just for some silly comments.
Besides it's the path of most embarrassment for the lot and our magical girl is all about that aspect when it comes to her magic.
Well she's really far more sadistic than just embarrassing people, but she's in a good mood here.

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Locker Room Talk

Be very careful when talking about wanting to fondle tits within the earshot of Lillian, especially if you don't include her magically enhanced pair on the list.
She decided to give everyone the exact people's racks what they were fantasizing about, along with few other alterations.
Well these guys...girls and everyone else in that locker room are going to have a lot of explaining to do to everyone they know once they emerge from there.
Also look at that, a rare appearance of an actu...

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Celebrity Changes: Mother of Dragons

It's really amazing how some actors are able to get so deeply into their character, that they're basically becoming who they portray.
I do wonder if she had some help with getting into the character though, could be something about that dragon brand tea.

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Blessing of the Stone Dragon pt.2

Mulan goes to give her thanks at the end of the day to her ancestors, who so generously protected her during the war by sending their finest to her aid. (Well at least they thought they did)
Though this day the ancestral spirits have something else in mind for the savior of China.
She shall receive a blessing received only for the bravest of souls.

I'll try to get some of this backlog done now that I have a bit of time for myself.
Trying a lot of different things with this one...

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The next commission queue and upcoming YCHs

Posted about this on FA but I'll put it here too:

I'll post a journal about this since I've been getting a healthy amount of commission inquiries.

Now that the +1 year long queue is done with, many of you are eyeing an opportunity to hop onto the next list.
You can get ready for my next queue to drop in about couple of months  from now, unless of course I need to get to it faster for whatever  reason.

Before I get to it though I want to experiment with tryi...

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