"That was insane!"
Kaminari's voice cut through the tense silence left by the battle's final screen.
"I mean, totally insane! Did you see Bakugo flying? I thought he was going to go right through the ceiling!"
"And Uraraka!" Mina shouted, jumping in her seat. "Right at the last second! Like in a movie! And Shield...!"
"She broke her arm," Jiro said quietly, crossing her ar...
2025-10-29 04:24:02 +0000 UTC
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BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.
The sound was sharp. Penetrating. Insistent. A mechanical buzz right in his ear.
BZZT. BZZT—
"Ugh... I'm coming... shut up..."
Naruto rolled over, fumbling for the source of the infernal noise. His hand hit something hard.
Wood. Cold.
He opened his eyes. One eye, really; the other refused to wake up.
He wasn't in his bed. Oh, right. He didn't have a bed anymore. Well, he did, but it wasn't his.
He was on the floor. The floor ...
2025-10-28 22:44:23 +0000 UTC
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They left the apartment. This time, he walked beside her. He didn't take her hand, but he matched her pace, walking a little slower so she wouldn't have to rush.
The silence between them on the dark street wasn't comfortable. But it wasn't terrifying, either. It was... expectant.
They reached Ichiraku. The lights were still on. Noise and steam spilled out from the curtain at the entrance.
Naruto stopped before going in. He turned to her.
"Hey."
Hinata looked at h...
2025-10-28 17:03:54 +0000 UTC
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Moonlight filtered through the leaves. Kakashi was sitting leaning against a large tree, absorbed, as always, in one of Jiraiya's bright orange 'Icha Icha' novels.
A rustle of leaves, too loud to be just the wind, alerted him. Kakashi didn't look up immediately; his visible eye continued to scan the page.
"Still glued to that literary masterpiece, Kakashi? Anyone would think you'd have it memorized by now."
The voice, deep and familiar, held a jovial tone. Kakashi slowly low...
2025-10-28 15:47:49 +0000 UTC
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Teuchi blinked, not grasping the threat at all. His good natured smile widened.
"I said you're fast, Naruto!" he repeated, giving a friendly pat on the back to Naruto, who was still frozen and dripping. "That's what I said! I didn't know you had... well, two girlfriends at once! A shy Hyuga and a powerful guest from Suna! You've got good taste, kid! Very balanced!"
Murmurs rippled through the customers. A pair of Chūnin sitting in the corner let out choked laughs.
"Two!" on...
2025-10-28 03:56:11 +0000 UTC
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The scroll unrolled with a dry whisper onto the wooden floor.
Naruto winced, stretching the fingers of his right hand. They hurt a lot.
"Okay... 'Patrol Report, Sector Seven'... Client: Elder Council... Assigned Ninja: Team Gai... Again?"
He muttered to himself, sunk up to his neck in stacks of paper and ink. The temporary meeting room Tsunade had assigned them was crammed with scrolls. Maps covered the walls, Chūnin exam flowcharts were spread across the central table (now...
2025-10-28 02:30:48 +0000 UTC
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"Two hours, Hokage sama!"
Temari's voice echoed in the office, sharp. She struck the floor with the base of her closed fan, the dull thud a full stop to her patience.
"Two hours, four minutes, and thirty two seconds," Tsunade replied, not looking up from the scroll she was signing. "Shizune has been timing you since you started yelling."
"This isn't a joke! I came here to coordinate a Chunin Exam, not to watch your best strategist take a nap!"
Temari pointed with her f...
2025-10-27 23:20:44 +0000 UTC
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"Damn it... damn it... damn it..."
The broom hit the stone step with a dull scrape.
"Five thirty in the morning. Five thirty! The sun isn't even up. It's probably still in bed! The sun has a better job than I do!"
Scrape. Scrape. Scrape.
Naruto swept the same dry leaf for the third time. He had been at this for thirty minutes. The steps of the main entrance to the Hokage Tower.
It was dark. It was cold.
Stupid old lady. Stupid Hiashi. Stupid scroll rat....
2025-10-27 20:11:05 +0000 UTC
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The futon was a mess of tangled sheets. The morning sun filtered through the window, illuminating motes of dust dancing in the quiet air.
Naruto was propped up on one elbow, watching the woman curled up beside him. Hanabi was fast asleep, breathing peacefully, her long dark hair splayed across the pillow.
He smiled.
Remembering that whole mess...
He raised his hand.
And to think she used to be so terrifying.
The smile turned mischievous.
SLAP!
T...
2025-10-27 06:53:10 +0000 UTC
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Naruto dragged himself down the hallway.
Every muscle in his body screamed. His shoulders burned from moving moldy scrolls. His back was stiff from crouching. And his ankle, where "The Archivist" had bitten him, throbbed with a dull ache.
It was six-thirty in the evening. Shizune had released him after a terrifying inspection of the "M" pile, where she yelled at him for ten minutes because he had filed "Map Missions" under "M" instead of under the client's name.
He was cover...
2025-10-27 06:00:21 +0000 UTC
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BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.
A sharp, piercing sound.
BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.
"Ugh... shut up..."
Naruto rolled over. His face hit something hard.
Wood.
He opened his eyes.
He wasn't in his bed. He was on the floor. His own apartment floor.
It was clean.
And his back hurt.
"Ow! My... my back..."
He sat up, wincing. The blanket Sakura had given him had fallen off.
BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.
The sound was coming from a small alarm clock on the...
2025-10-27 05:10:20 +0000 UTC
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Hinata's "Eep!" bounced off the walls of the Hokage's broken office. It was a small sound, but in the silence that followed Tsunade's order, it sounded like an explosion.
Naruto looked at her. She looked at him.
Hanabi, from the doorway, let out a huff of disgust and left. Shizune, having received her orders, was already cleaning up the mess.
Tsunade, having said what she had to say, collapsed into the remains of her chair, grabbed the sake bottle, and drank from it.
T...
2025-10-27 04:19:13 +0000 UTC
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The question hung in the air of the destroyed office, weighing heavier than the remains of Tsunade's desk.
"Where... the hell... is your stupid master?"
Naruto, who was still holding Hinata by the shoulders to keep her from falling again, blinked. The fake, tense, manic smile he had been holding on to with all his might, wavered.
"The Pervy Sage?"
Tsunade glared at him. Her look was a mixture of exhausted fury and absolute desperation.
"Ah!" Naruto attempted a la...
2025-10-27 01:41:10 +0000 UTC
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NOOOOO!!
Muscular's ragged scream bounced off the dead-end alley walls. It was an animal sound, a howl of pure terror at the death descending upon him. Inko's hand, surrounded by a nearly invisible distortion of the air, lowered, ready to crush his skull.
Ragdoll took a hesitant step, her hands outstretched. "Mrs. Midoriya, stop! Please!"
Inko's hand didn't stop.
"You've already beaten him! He's incapacitated! You're going to kill him!"
Inko's bright green eyes d...
2025-10-26 23:58:55 +0000 UTC
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"WHAT?!"
Naruto's shout bounced off the walls of the broken office, so loud it made the glass shards on the floor vibrate. The sound of the sake bottle shattering hadn't faded yet.
He was holding Hinata, who had gone completely limp in his arms the moment Hiashi said the word "marriage."
"Hinata! No! Wake up!" Naruto shook her, total panic replacing his shock. "Open your eyes! Grandma, do something! She fainted again!"
Tsunade, standing in the middle of her wrecked des...
2025-10-26 23:51:20 +0000 UTC
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"Ready for seconds, Naruto?"
"I was born ready, old man Teuchi! And make it a double helping of narutomaki!"
Naruto slammed the counter enthusiastically, sliding his empty bowl over. Beside him, Hinata had barely touched hers. She held her chopsticks nervously, poking a piece of bamboo in the broth.
"Hey, you okay, Hinata?" Naruto asked, lowering his voice. "You haven't eaten anything. You don't like ramen? Impossible, everyone likes ramen!"
"N-no, it's delicious, Naru...
2025-10-26 22:27:54 +0000 UTC
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A guttural growl broke the silence of the shattered forest.
"Oh!"
Muscular's voice, harsh and self-satisfied, echoed between the fallen trees. He wiped a trickle of blood from his chin—blood that wasn't his.
"Well, what do we have here! Guests!"
He turned, his movements slow, deliberate. Pure theater. His one good eye, bloodshot and vibrant with excitement, scanned over Ragdoll's crouched figure. He didn't even consider her a threat.
His gaze fixed... on Inko.<...
2025-10-26 21:12:31 +0000 UTC
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"Inko, left! Watch that root!"
Ragdoll's voice was a high-pitched shriek, stripped of all its usual cheer. It was tense, almost broken.
Inko Midoriya slipped on the damp earth, grabbing a thorny bush to keep from falling flat on her face. The branches scratched the back of her hand.
"I can't...!" she gasped, her lungs burning. "I can't keep this pace, Ragdoll!"
"You have to!" Ragdoll leaped over a fallen log, her green suit barely visible in the gloom. "The gas is spre...
2025-10-26 01:38:51 +0000 UTC
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"We have to find him!"
Hinata shot out of Naruto's apartment, landing in the hallway with a dull thud.
"Who?! Your father?! I thought the plan was to avoid him!"
"Kiba!" she yelled over her shoulder, already running down the stairs. "We have to stop him before he tells anyone else!"
"Hinata, wait! I think he already told... the whole street!"
Naruto ran after her, leaping down the last five steps. "He's an Inuzuka! He runs faster than me! We're toast!"
"The...
2025-10-25 21:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Tsunade stood motionless on the roof. The only sound was the night wind and the soft snoring of Naruto, whose face was comfortably buried in her chest.
She looked at her own hands under the pale moonlight. They were smooth. Young. She flexed her fingers. There was no trace of the morning stiffness that had plagued her for twenty years.
"Brat," she whispered, her voice sounding strangely clearer, stronger. "What... what the hell did you do to me?"
She touched her face. The sk...
2025-10-25 19:03:23 +0000 UTC
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Naruto raised his hand. He stopped midway, staring at Tsunade's back. "Hey... Grandma."
She didn't turn around.
"What?" Her voice was sharp.
"Just... wait a second." Naruto tried to push himself up on his elbows.
"What is it now, brat? Are you backing out?"
"No. It's not that." Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, a nervous gesture. "It's just... Here?"
Silence settled in the room for a second.
Tsunade finally turned just enough to look at him over her...
2025-10-25 05:07:10 +0000 UTC
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"Naruto..."
A soft voice.
"Hey... sleepyhead... wake up..."
Naruto moved. He was warm. Comfortable. He felt incredibly good.
He opened his eyes.
Everything was blurry. Warm and a soft skin color.
Soft skin?
He blinked.
His vision cleared a little.
He saw a small pink protrusion.
It was right at his mouth's level. It looked small. Cute. And, as his half-asleep brain recalled, very "squeezable."
He recognized the sight. A breast....
2025-10-25 00:04:21 +0000 UTC
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"Okay, Uraraka san. Ready?"
Melissa Shield’s voice was calm over the communicator. They were crouched behind a concrete pillar a hundred meters from the target building.
Uraraka tightened the straps on her hero suit. "I think so," she replied. She took a deep breath, trying to calm her nerves. "Your Plan A sounds... sounds good. Lure Bakugo kun, sneak upstairs."
"He'll come f...
2025-10-24 16:48:00 +0000 UTC
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Being the Kyubi's Jinchuriki was tough. Training for two years with Jiraiya to defeat Akatsuki was extreme. But this? This is real hell.
I thought my dream was to become Hokage. Turns out my real destiny was to become the most sought-after human pillow in the Elemental Nations.
How did I end up on a giant futon, pinned down by the Fifth Hokage, my teammate, and the Byakugan Princess... all at the same time?
It all started with a pervy scroll, a treacherous tree, and an "inci...
2025-10-24 02:13:35 +0000 UTC
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"No, no, no! Wake up!"
Naruto shook the unconscious girl's shoulder lightly. No response.
He looked around. The alley was dark, smelling of wet garbage from a nearby restaurant. The Perverted Sage's scroll lay at his feet, the ink already running from the damp ground, shining faintly under the moon.
"Come on, Hinata! Seriously! Wake up!"
He shook her again, a little harder. Nothing.
"If someone finds you here with me...!"
The image of Hiashi Hyuga, with his...
2025-10-23 22:11:53 +0000 UTC
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Naruto was left alone in the water.
The silence was instantaneous. And a thousand times worse than the screams. Sakura was gone. Hinata had fled.
His first thought wasn't about them.
"Tami-san!"
Panic hit him. "The old lady! The old lady patrol! If she finds me here, she'll skin me alive! She'll use those senbon needles!"
He moved to jump out of the water.
And he stopped.
"Oh, no!"
The... problem. The... "biological reaction."
It hadn't go...
2025-10-23 21:09:46 +0000 UTC
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"This is a drag."
Naruto's voice bounced off the empty walls of his apartment. He was sweeping, or at least, moving a pile of dust from one corner to another.
"I'm the hero of the village. Well, almost. I trained for two years with the pervy sage! I should be on an S Rank mission, not... not cleaning up noodles from three weeks ago."
Kakashi had forced him. "Naruto, your apartment is a biological hazard. Not even Guy would go in there without a special suit. Clean it, or I'm...
2025-10-22 20:24:25 +0000 UTC
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New Erotica Prototype (Read This Warning First)
Hey everyone,
I'm posting a prototype of an unreleased erotic novel.
Yes, this is a full-on erotic novel with... let's call it "a little bit of plot" that I wrote just for fun.
I need to be extremely clear before you click:
WARNING: This is R18. There is more R18 content than plot.
If you are not comfortable with ridiculous, over-the-top R18 scenes, I do not recommend this.
If you are a ...
2025-10-22 18:40:45 +0000 UTC
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New chapters are up! Don't forget to leave a like. Thanks for the support and have a great day!
Today I will dedicate the day to the delayed chapters. I apologize for being too slow, but between getting sick and work, I barely had time to upload chapters, so don't despair. Today, my entire day is dedicated to you.
2025-10-22 14:46:05 +0000 UTC
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"Does anyone else feel like their brain is melting?"
Kaminari's voice was a pitiful mumble that cut the silence of the classroom, broken only by the squeak of Ectoplasm's chalk on the blackboard.
"It's calculus, Kaminari-san," Momo replied in a low voice from two seats ahead, without even turning around. "It's the foundation for many engineering applications and trajectory analysis."
"It's the foundation for my next headache," Mina retorted, dropping her head onto the desk w...
2025-10-21 19:50:48 +0000 UTC
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