Phillip Pap

August Schedule

Schedule update: I am in the process of moving, and will be off work the first week of August at a wedding, might lose a week of normal work at the end of August, it's kind of a mess. Most of these are already done, so that's nice, but end of the month might get rougher.

We're officially out of the backlog after Widowmaker (which, if you were wondering why we starting doing OW characters with Blizzard's MANY issues, the short answer is "its this or nothing because this is already done f...

Secret Starting Classes from Dark Souls 3

Pontiff Sulyvahn - Dual Wielding Greatswords, one hot, one magic

Vordt of the Boreal Valley - Big ass club with some frostbite

Seigward of Catarina - Onion cosplay with a Zweihander

Haseo .Hack but Elden Ring

Hey, sorry I was late to post this yall, kinda forgot I mentioned 3 exclusive videos in the Cleanrot Knight video. The others are dotted throughout the patreon, but the oldest one is in April if you're looking for it

Secret Starting Class 3 Poll

Patches - Bald scumbag with a spear and tower shield

Albinauric - Froggy who has been killed more than any other enemy in Elden Ring

Banished Knight - Either Oleg with Egnvall or visa versa, not sure. These two could be pals, lovers, but I'll lean towards pals because I'm not 100% they aren't related.

Red Hot Poll

Liu Kang - Fire from punches

Pyro - Fire from a flamethrower

Schedule For July We Scramblin Gamers

Hey ya'll, shits pretty scrambly in my life right now, I'm getting out the videos I can and yeah uh ok, thats it

Tulok and Mango

6/7 - Cleanrot Knight Finlay

6/14  - Faith Only

6/21  - Elden Ring with only stray runes (No bosses/enemy runes)

6/28 - Hades but I can Only Dodge

Tulok the Barbrarian

6/4 - Princess Lun...

Starting Gear? no, SECRET starting Gear

Hey, so uh... someone else is doing all 10 starting gears in a single video. We finished 2 of 10, and the next 8 are  basically just gonna be DOA now. So instead: new series that kind of starts with next weeks Bloodhound Knight run.

It's SECRET starting classes; builds of various enemies/NPC's you can get cooking early in the game without fighting too many major story bosses.

Nepheli - Badass from the Badlands with doubled up lightning axes and a fondness for birds.

Cle...

Be Nice or Be Evil, it's Poll Tim

Widowmaker - Sniper spider lady from Overwatch

The Last Unicorn - Nice unicorn lady from the last Unicorn

Video Game Poll

Kain - inter dimensional Vampire

Liu Kang - a mortal kombatant that I guess is gonna be a god in the new game?

Superhero Villain Poll

Pyro - Fire guy

Deadshot- Gun Guy

Unicorn Poll

The Last Unicorn - I mean, spoilers for the movie but this is a lie

Princess Luna - Edgy Horse with space magic. Sorry, space friendship

June Schedule

Tulok & Mango

6/2 - Bernhal vs Elden Ring

6/9 - Every time a weapon kills an enemy it breaks

6/16 - Intelligence Only

6/23 - Samurai Starting Gear only

6/31 - Bloodborne vs. Twitch Chat

Tulok the Barbrarian

6/6 Megatron - Transformers

Poll: Pyro / Deadshot

6/13 - Winston - Overwatch 2023-05-30 13:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon EXCLUSIVE Elden Ring Video

Yeah, someone commissioned this run, so enjoy it ya gamers

Starting Gear Only: 2

Prisoner only is done, who is next? 

Remember; if you like me suffering vote for: Bandit, Astrologer, Confessor

If you want me to be happy, vote for: Samurai, Prophet or Warrior

And reminder, we're saving Wretch for last

Hero - Basically a barbarian, light armor, medium axe

Bandit - Knife, Bow, and Buckler, guess I'll have to learn how to parry

Astrologer - more like ASS-trologer, terrible sword, and t...

Criminals on a poll

Bruno (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) - Mafioso with a zipper man stand

Deadshot (DC Comics) - Shoot stuff good 

Poll Two, wow, you were a whole week late with a poll

Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat) - punch so fast your hands start on fire

Red (Transistor) - Date your sword so hard it gets super powers

Two Polls, this one is first

Winston - Scientist with a lightning gun (also a gorilla)

Widowmaker - Not actually a spider, but she plays one on TV and also I'm really bad at widow so the background footage is rough

May D&D Sessions

Hey if you want to play D&D with me, this is the way to do it. It's $240 per session, up to 6 players can split the cost, minimum of three players. Sort that out yourselves, and have one person DM me an emial to send a request.

Same as last time, I'll deduct your monthly patreon pledges from the cost, so let me know what tier you're at.

AVAILABLE:

5/16 - 5PM-7:30PM cst - BOOKED

5/16 - 8PM-10:30 PM cst - BOOKED

Reverse Boss Order List

1. Godskin Apostle 94,000
2. Putrid Avatar 91,000
3. Black Blade Kindred (Dragonbarrow) 88,000
4. Greyll 80,000
5. Radahn 70,000
6. Mohg 420,000
7. Greyoll 67,350 * Technically 50k +3470*5, but its not
8. Beastman Duo 65,000
9. Putrid Tree Spirit (War-dead) 64,000
10. Lansseax Altus 60,000
11. Godskin Noble (Volcano Manor) 50,000
12. Rykard 130,000
13. Draconic Tree Sentinel 50,000
14. Mohg the Omen 100,000
15. G...
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Schedule for May

I think its only fair I keep ya'll posted on where my heads at: The D&D channel is doing worse and worse, and I'm doing everything I can to justify continuing working on it. 

We still have plenty of backlogged videos, but stuff like Multiclasses in Session and the Homebrew Monsters takes up too much time, and costs too much money to get uploaded. Honestly, Building Character isn't making it's budget back without the patreon. Ya'll are the only reason that channel still exists, ...

Poll, right day, wrong time

Deadshot: Never miss with your shots that make things dead

Gran Torino - Jet around with an old man who uses momentum

Poll On a Friday

Red (Transistor) - Like Zagreus, but she gets attached to one weapon. REALLY attached.

Pride (FMA Brotherhood) - Just a little baby boy, no eldritch horror here*

*there is eldritch horror here

Starting Gear Only Run, which Class?

Hey yall, the first Elden Ring video for May will be using only the starting gear from one of the classes. But I wanted you to get to pick which class. I'm saving wretch for last and plan on doing all of these, so which do you think I should start with?

To clarify the rules:

Cannot:

Change any of the gear/spells

Can:

Change ashes of war

Adjust flasks

Level up gear

Equip Talismans

Level up stats

If yo...

poll

winslow leach - phantom of the opera, but the opera rocks

liu kang - punch but fire

fabian elden ring

April Schedule Update

Hey ya'll, I'm cutting back on the Thursday videos to focus more on quality than quantity, and give Cory enough time to make them really pop.

It also opens up some time in my schedule to run games in Moriae for ya'll, check the availability in the post below this one!

Tulok & Mango

4/7 - Mario in Elden Ring

4/14 - Strength only Elden Ring

4/21 - Oops; All Elemental Damage in Elden Ring

4/28 - Playing through Demons Holes, but I'm Phalan...

Moriae Sessions

Hey ya'll, I'm opening up the schedule for the Moriae sessions!

Moriae Sessions are going to be for 3-6 players, and $240 per session. This price is the same regardless of number of players (So if you have 6 players, everyone pays $40, if you have 3 players, everyone pays $80). Organize payment together, then DM me with the session time you'd like to play. You'll have 24 hours after booking a time to send payment where the slot will be "pending". I'll trying to update this page as often...

Late Poll, My bad

Simba - The Lion King... maybe you've heard of him.

Kain (Legacy of Kain) - Interdimensional god killing vampire

Fire or Ice?

Vexen (Kingdom Hearts) - Icy evocation with some icy abjuration

Pyro (X-Men) - Firey Evocation with some Firey invention 

Poll but make it anime

Bruno Bucciarati - the main character of Bubu's Unusual Journey, he's got a zipper man stand

Zenitsu - don't sleep on this guy, unless you like taking a lot of lightning damage