Ep. 74 - Happy Halloween
Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.
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2018-09-30 01:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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bonus 56 - Apologies
I know the sound was messed up on the last regular episode but I looked at everything and I couldn't figure out what happened. Somehow the preferences for Audition got reset in between last week and this one and in setting my workflow back up, when I match the track volumes for the three of us it silences stavs mic. So I just monitored it while we recorded this one and didn't fuck wi...
2018-09-30 01:14:28 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 73 - Late Night Boys
Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about
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2018-09-30 01:12:37 +0000 UTC View Postbonus 55 - trying a new thing where i dont charge the batteries for the recorder
it didn't work
2018-09-30 01:11:43 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 72 - Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha
damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary
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2018-09-30 01:10:04 +0000 UTC View Postbonus 54 - Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn
Mike recine rejoins us to scold stav for saying he fucked Mikes close personal friend (and fan of the podcast) scarlett johansen. im not looking up how to spell her name. if your reading this scarlett (and i know you are) maybe you should pick a better fucking name thats easier to spell? might help your "career" a bit more instead of having a stupid fucking name
2018-09-30 01:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 71 - Bean reviews
black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.
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2018-09-30 01:01:11 +0000 UTC View Postbonus 53 - it was the iphone thing
i think i wanted to talk about the iphones
2018-09-30 01:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 70 - I Ate bad fish
sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down
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2018-09-30 00:58:42 +0000 UTC View Postbonus 52 - Stav's Changing His Name
I'm going to figure out the paperwork this week since I'm the business man of the three, but we're officially starting the legal process to change Stav's name to Stavros VelHakias. Thank you to everyone for this. If we get to 50k I'm getting the mickey mouse dice tattoo. Actually I don't want to promise that I really don't want to have to get that tattoo for real.
2018-09-30 00:57:49 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 69 - Valero Boss
You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it synced up with 9/11. sike it wouldn't have. 9/11 was a huge tragedy and a lot of guys with mustaches like mine died
Ep. 68 - Tech Savior
I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.
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2018-09-30 00:53:59 +0000 UTC View Postbonus 51 - Jake drinks a surge
I made so many damn notes and they can't just follow them.
2018-09-30 00:52:20 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 67 - Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes
Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.
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bonus 50 - Replaciadios
Aribe aribe! Tu eslistenas de podcacisto de CoumToune - el mejor podcacisto para Ninos del poussie-guettorez y Los Masturbadios! Featurada comediejo Jake Flores - directos con su parque-lache de Home Depot (sunto-fecto de Tim Allen)! Enjoyechachasistos, hombres!
2018-09-30 00:45:35 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 66 - Oopsadoozio
I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like the same old piece of shit windows it was before)
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Ep. 65 - Construction Boys
*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman hoodie.
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Bonus 48 - i dunno some fuckin shit or somethin
this is the last of the prerecorded episodes. i swear. were never doing this again. im going to fire stav or adam if they leave town again. i can just record three passes of the podcast and do all the voices myself
2018-09-30 00:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 64 - Tier One
Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up
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2018-09-30 00:36:31 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 47 - Just Go Ahead And Unsubscribe For The Month
Stav's decided to take an extended personal vacation so we're prerecording episodes in bulk again. Enjoy this gem from like two weeks ago I'm not sure if this is the one where i get mad about having to stack episodes up. that might be the next one. one of them i get mad on.
2018-09-30 00:34:57 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 63 - Scaramucci News Episode
we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyone pointed out to me yet that hes italian. maybe you could be the first to do that
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2018-09-30 00:33:44 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 46 - Adam's Favorite Shows
We really give it to him this time hoo boy
2018-09-30 00:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 62 - Train Knowledge
Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know
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2018-09-30 00:26:14 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 45 - Wounded Warrior
I fucked up my damn hand so its hard for me to type a description. We talked for an hour
2018-09-30 00:23:31 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 61 - Business Places
The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a name but i cant remember what the name of it was.
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Bonus 44 - The Real Ass Podcast
Zac Amico joins us for another episode of Cum Town, aka The Real Ass Podcast. This is the only podcast named that. Any Other podcasts with that name are fake. And possibly also gay.
Also thank you to everyone that emailed. I am going through all of them. I'll respond to everyone, I'm kind of overwhelmed with the response. It's times like this I wish I didn't have autism...
2018-09-30 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 60 - The Letter Boys
We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference
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Bonus 43 - (Kissing Fingertips)
Mike Recine returns after his failed trip to Italy. (His girlfriends passport got rejected at the airport, I'm assuming because of a disparity in the amount of black eyes on her face vs. the picture (because Mike is Italian, aka Il Racio Di Violencia Domesticcia))
2018-09-30 00:18:25 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 59 - Marmaduke
Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea
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2018-09-30 00:16:12 +0000 UTC View Post