This is the first of a two Bonus episode series today. The first one we did yesterday was kind of shitty so we recorded a second episode that's only a little bit better. I'll release the shitty episode later today because Stav will throw a temper tantrum if he had to sit in a chair and talk for an hour and it didn't count towards anything.
2018-09-29 22:27:24 +0000 UTC View PostWe covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay"
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The search for Adam's replacement begins, and this week we try out returning faggot Ian Fidance, who you might remember from his shitty sean connery impression that was immediately outdone by literally everyone, even Adam, the guy who is not allowed on the show anymore.
2018-09-29 22:24:52 +0000 UTC View PostComing hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.
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2018-09-29 22:20:09 +0000 UTC View PostFunny Moms live featuring Ian Fidance, Sarah Tollemache, Jordan Temple, and Mike Recine.
2018-09-29 22:18:39 +0000 UTC View PostStav was too fat to do the podcast tonight (Auntie Anne's pretzels, Wendy's) so unfortunately we couldn't kick Adam off just yet. Instead Kurt Metzger joins us and I repeat things I saw on tv before we did the show. That's good podcasting folks; when you dont do jokes but you say things you saw earlier from the news.
I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset.
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2018-09-29 22:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostFolks we're back and were diving deep into this pizza gate scandal. I know it seems like a crazy conspiracy theory but I want to believe. Oddly enough Adam and Stav are on board with the idea.
2018-09-29 22:12:33 +0000 UTC View PostAs the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.
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Live from Capitol Hill (actually DuPont Circle) we've got Sam Morill who you can catch this weekend (yesterday and the day before) at the Big Hunt in DC. Adam couldn't join us for this one so you guys get a special taste of the Adam-free podcasts, which will become a full-time thing once we get to 5k a month. Thanks everyone!
2018-09-29 22:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch.
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Well I'm mad now because Patreon keeps cutting off this episode after 6 minutes. I was up until 5 am last night and I'm regretting my decision to switch over to Patreon-only posts. I swear to god I'm about to smash my computer through the fucking wall.
2018-09-29 22:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people.
Amber joins us and we get into the extremely racist reason why Twitter got rid of vine.
We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.
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Stav got too damn high and I'm sick as shit. Adam tried to sound smart and we shut his bitch ass down.
2018-09-29 21:49:12 +0000 UTC View PostWell I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now.
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Just reminiscing on the good ole days. Tieing up the deaf kids and screamin at em. This is how you become a man.
2018-09-29 21:44:59 +0000 UTC View PostIan Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of.
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We recorded this one at the beginning of the week and I've been eating too many peanut m&ms to remember what we said. But I thought it went well.
2018-09-29 21:41:32 +0000 UTC View PostWow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost.
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Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news
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A fresh off the press debate preview for the debate last week or whenever it was. The zoom fucked up and we lost the episode we did right before this but I felt like it came out pretty good.
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.
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Yo check out these fresh ass takes, immediately after the bombing, four days later when everyone's mad about the cops again or something.
Hmm something got messed up while uploading this one? I think the file may have been hacked???
Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop trying to be good at this job we all know it fucking sucks to drive for a ridesharing service.
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Adam and I have a little nose-party to celebrate the launch of bonus content. If you catch my drift aheueuhue
2018-09-29 21:14:51 +0000 UTC View PostI had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking about it and they had nothing to discuss anyways so I feel like I came out the hero in this one.
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