Derpo

That's Not A Lock, Sully!

Lucky for all yous, thanks to my endless talent and generosity (said no one), I shall now once again grace you all with my immaculate dialogue writing! Yes, I know you all can't get enough of my magnificent written words and so I shall provide, no need to bow down and thank me, all in a days work, I'm not doing it for the mone--- no wait, I totally am, and also I'm a super deluded dum-dum who uses this platform to live-out his fantasy of being an actual writer so here's an additional bunch of...

Belly Button Blow Job

Wow I sure hope that title doesn't get me flagged around here lol, that would be absolutely terrible! anywho, dumb old me forgot to add some juicy bewbs action, so I'll just update this post when I get to it, that's a promise! Probably, but for now let's just pretend he has a third nipple on his stomach.

[EDIT:] I added some actual bewby-sucking action so you can all stop pretending now, ya weirdos.

A Vandalized Photo

I'm pretty sure that's not how polaroid photos are supposed to work, but ehh.

Jason's Unfortunate Wild Life Encounter

Ohh poor Jason, little did he know that deep in the outback waters of the Far Cry 3 wilds there lived a species of really horny octopi with a taste for human belly buttons.

Fun fact: Octopus weenies are actually detachable and can even swim on their own towards their target in order to lay its seeds inside. Neat, right? Anyways pay no mind to the missing octopus dick at the end of the sequences, it's just a minor mistake I overlooked during drawing, nothing to worry about!

July 2022 Sketches

Choose Our Next Video Game Character To Draw!

A New Innie

In case anyone asks, the illustration above is totally appropriate and both parties have definitely given their full consent to perform the actions you see above, even if one of them looks like they're in shock from the agony of having a human eggplant shoved in their insides.  So to any Patreon staff monitoring my posts, please don't suspend my ass, thank you. Now here's a shitty written dialogue between the two depicted characters that totally shows how completely consensual that whole...

What do we have here?

I'll upload the full nasty alternate versions when I finish em' but for now, enjoy this unsexy illustration between my two OCs.

Should Have Worn Stomach Armor

I mean come on Doom Guy, your organs are practically exposed in the open with that "armor" of yours, you can't just flaunt something out in the open and expect me to sit back and let you get away with it. If you dare to tease, get stabbed at least. (Warning: Not a real saying, please don't stab people who tease.)  

Honestly I'm surprised this isn't a real thing within the game, like why would you put a friggin' ab window if you're not willing to have something violently thrust in i...

Castlevania: Rondo of Bellybutton

Did that title make sense? No sir-ree it did not, nothing makes sense with me that should be clear enough now. Maybe I should've written one of my shitty dialog bits for this one, should I have? Probably not, so here's some random rambling instead.  

So as I mentioned before I may have been way too ambitious with this particular instance, there were so many things I wanted poor Richter's belly button to suffer through that I practically neglected the other drawings and fell a bit ...

June 2022 Sketches

Link To Secret Stash

So it has been brought to my attention that not everyone has their discord account connected to Patreon or have any discord account at all. So in case you missed it on the welcome notes or if you didn't have a discord at the time, here's the link to our secret discord stash: CLICK HERE! 

You'll need to wait around a bit for me to assign you the proper role once you're there though so please be patient with me, t...

Which video game hero should I draw next?

Like Meat On A Hook

No Jake, that is not a piece of premium beef hanging on a hook, that's david, like I know you're starving and all and I can understand the confusion, but stop fooling around and get him down before the killer comes back like oh my gawd.

You Know You Like It

Yeah cloud, you slut, don't act like you don't like it! 

So Final Fantasy 7 was my all time favorite game when I was growing up, so I don't what the heck possessed me into making this crap. I have truly utterly ruined my own childhood and I hate myself for it. That's all. Thanks for reading!

Breakfast Waffles, Extra Sausage

Ol' Lukey boy accidentally serves up a serving of hotdog along with his Waffles, his boyfriend was certainly pleased with the sudden addition.

Cake For Breakfast

When you were expecting waffles for breakfast, but instead you get warm soft buns and pancakes. Not that anyone's complaining, I'm just pointing it out.

May 2022 Sketches

Brojob - Luke's Version

Brojob - Perry's Version

Believe it or not, this is the most dick I've ever drawn ever since high school.

April 2022 Sketches

Bedroom Playtime

In my opinion, this is how all boys' sleepovers should go. This one's got some variations to it as bonus!

Touchy Feely At The Tropics

The ambience from this piece really gives off a really gay vibe doesn't it? Though I really regret not putting tiny umbrellas and half cut lemon slices on those drinks of theirs now. Can you count how many times I've said really now?

In The Meadows

I often dream of running away from civilization to just frolic and fool around on the grassy landscapes outside. This is as close I'll get to that. Yes I'm weird.

Shirtless Smooches

They're both shirtless and someone's kissing somebody, I can't think of a better title.

Bromance Sketches

Squeeze

The sequel to this: https://www.deviantart.com/doublederpo/art/Couple-871106035

Afternoon Serenade

Jiving on some sweet country tunes while taking in some sweet country air-- Okay who farted?

A Long Day

Everybody needs a break after a long day.

Outdoor Confessions

My OCs Perry and Luke having a little intimate moment at the back woods.