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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 37

Chapter 37

6th of September 1991

Malfoy Manor, Hidden Chamber 4

“Milord,” Otto Grimm's voice cut through the cold air, thick with the scent of damp stone and something far darker. The chamber’s oppressive silence devoured the sound, leaving only the echo of Grimm’s heavy footsteps. “The report on Andromeda Tonks, as you requested.”

Lucius Malfoy didn’t turn. He stood motionless, stari...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 16

Chapter 16

"Please, teach me! I'll do anything", implored Sasuke. 

"No."

— — — —

Kisame came to an abrupt stop, his nostrils flaring. A cruel grin spread across his face, teeth gleaming like the edge of a serrated blade. “We’ve got company, Itachi,” he said, his voice carrying a cruel edge. “And… oh, would you look at that? Looks like some old friends of yours.”

Itachi’s response was as flat as ever. “I’m aware.”

Kisame’s sharp...

Solo Pirating - Chapter 86

Chapter 86

30th of April 1522

Alabasta

On a large screen set up in the palace garden, the live broadcast from the Main Plaza of Alubarna began. Aramaki looked to the street through the screen, his eyes narrowing as he took in the scene before him. The main avenue had been transformed, featuring a grandiose estrade covered in rich hues of crimson, purple, and beige. The colors swirled together in an opulent disp...

NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 3/3

Anko sprawled on the drenched couch, still tingling from the aftershocks of her explosive orgasm. The leather beneath her was slick with her juices, a vivid testament to the intense session she'd just enjoyed. She brushed a stray lock of hair from her eyes, her grin widening with a mischievous idea sparked by her unquenched desire.

With a playful chuckle, she performed a hand seal, and in a puff of smoke, a shadow clone materialized beside her. The clone flicked back its own purple hair...

Curse These Old Bones - Extra - What if ? N°1

What if Hiruzen had used Edo Tensei to deal with Danzo…more directly ? 

Danzo Shimura strode into Hiruzen Sarutobi’s office like a shadow given form, his cane tapping against the wooden floor with the rhythm of a death knell. The air seemed to chill around him, a heavy silence clinging to the room as though the universe itself held its breath. His single, piercing eye burned with conviction—the unwavering gaze of a man who believed himself to be the spine of ...

NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 2/3

Anko’s fingertips began a tender exploration, tracing the sensitive contours of her sex through the abrasive fabric of the fishnet. The rough texture grazed her tender skin, sending electric tingles shooting through her. Each gentle stroke built up a searing heat, contrasting starkly with the chilly air of her room, heightening the pleasure spiraling within her. Her movements were teasing, deliberately circling the swollen nub of her clit, veiled just beneath the mesh.

Graduall...

NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 1/3

"Damn it all!" Anko Mitarashi hissed under her breath, the sharp words slicing through the stillness as she vaulted through the window of her apartment. The thrill of interrogating Mizuki still pulsed through her veins—extracting secrets from a spy, exacting revenge for her sensei's betrayal, had been satisfying, intensely so. But now, as the adrenaline faded, she was left with the weight of emotional exhaustion and a tangled mess of memories tied to her sensei's betrayal.

Landing sof...

Christmas Gift - NSFW Extra - I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Not-so-toxic Work Environment - Early Access for Patreon

Celia Andersen, ensconced in the hallowed corridors near Dumbledore's office aisle, sat behind her avant-garde, floating glass desk—an epitome of modern and enigmatic allure. The authoritative clicks of her stiletto heels on the polished floors typically echoed her command over this space. Yet today, the usually invigorating hum of academic life had dwindled into a dreary monotone, ensnaring her in an uncharacteristic lull.

The sleek glass walls of her office, designed to showcase her...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 36

Chapter 36

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Severus Snape scowled—a scowl so profound it could curdle fresh milk and wither a bouquet of roses at fifty paces. It had been one of those weeks, Dumbledore had begun acting like an over-caffeinated game show host, then there was that bizarre, unexpected tryst with a Muggle woman—an experience both baffling and oddly... refreshing? Then, as if that weren’t enough...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Naruto’s yell shattered the quiet night. “YOUHOUUUU!” he screamed, his voice carrying across the rooftops as if the whole world needed to know how awesome this moment was. Perched on the Hokage’s shoulders, he clung to the sealing scroll with both hands, his grin so wide his cheeks ached.

That scroll—the Old Man had packed up his entire apartment into one piece of paper! Like magic! No, it was magic, ninja magic, and it was the coolest thing Naruto had ever s...

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If (and it's a big if) I were to start writing another project, which one would you prefer ? You can choose more than one option. Please comment if you want a fandom I did not write. And also, please vote for a type of original fic and a fandom.

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 85

Chapter 85

28th of April 1522

Kuraigana

Lyra’s cheeks burned with a deep crimson, a stark contrast to her skin, as Moria's large, rough hand grasped her shoulder. She trembled slightly, her shyness overwhelming her. Selena, standing on her other side, leaned into Moria’s embrace with a confident ease that Lyra could only envy. As the shadows swirled around them, pulling them into the inky void, Lyra’s hea...

Curse These Old Bones - NSFW Extra 1 - Being a leader is Stressful (Mei, Solo)

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"Get the fuck out!" Mei Terumī's voice cracked like a whip, commanding immediate obedience as Chojuro, taken aback, stumbled out of the room. The door shut with a definitive clack behind him, sealing the space with Mei's burgeoning frustration.

Leading a rebellion was fucking draining.

But now, a precious pause in the chaos afforded her a moment to herself. Mei rose smoothly from her chair, the fabric of her chair whispering against her ...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 14 - Bonus Early Release, because why not?

You thought I’d wait a few more days before publishing this chapter? SIKE! Nobody expects me to drop early, free supplementary chapters. Chapter 15 will still be published on Saturday—in just two days!

Chapter 14

The council room was stifling, the air charged with unspoken tension. Koharu and Homura sat rigid in their chairs, fidgeting slightly despite themselves. Neither dared to meet the Hokage’s eyes. Gone was the Hiruzen they�...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 13

Chapter 13

The clock struck midnight, but Sasuke was wide awake. His eyes burned as he stared at the ceiling, the darkness offering no solace. He kicked off the covers, swinging his legs off the bed in frustration. Dressing quickly, he grabbed his kunai pouch and tied it around his waist with precise, angry motions. If sleep wouldn’t come, he would train. Anything was better than lying in the suffocating stillness of the Uchiha compound.

Stepping outside, the chill of the night ...

Some Informations & A poll for Christmas present

Hello everyone!

Thank you so much for subscribing! I've got a quick update for you and a couple of questions regarding our upcoming content, including a special Christmas treat!

Firstly, I've been considering the release schedule for "Curse These Old Bones." I'm debating between posting longer chapters (2,500 - 5,000 words) weekly or biweekly, versus shorter chapters (1,000 - 2,000 words) twice a week. Another option could be to release half-chapters twice a week. I'd love to hear...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 12

Chapter 12

Hiruzen sat hunched in the chair, every breath dragging pain through his ribs. Nono Yakushi worked in silence, her hands glowing green as she pressed them against his side. The warmth of the healing chakra contrasted sharply with the biting ache of his wounds. She muttered something under her breath—he couldn’t tell if it was annoyance or sympathy.

“I’m not made for this anymore,” he said, his voice raspy with exhaustion. He winced as Nono’s chakra reached a...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 35

Chapter 35

5th of September 1991

Gringotts

Andromeda Black found herself face-to-blade with four very irate halberds, their razor-sharp edges so close she could feel the cold, unforgiving steel just inches from her skin. Her heart was pounding, her mind struggling to catch up with what had just happened.

“Wha…?” she whispered, still groggy and utterly bewildered. Less than a minute ago...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 11

Chapter 11

“Danzo” Hiruzen continued, his gaze fixed firmly on his old friend. “will show us what he has hidden beneath those bandages.”

Hiruzen smiled faded. The warmth he had worn like a mask was gone, replaced by something cold and unrelenting. Hiashi felt it immediately, a knot tightening in his gut.

Hiashi’s mind snapped to attention, instincts honed by years of training roaring to life. His sharp eyes darted to Danzo, whose reaction was subtle but telling. Fo...