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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 27

Chapter 27

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

Andromeda Black felt as if it was only natural to be sitting directly to the left of the Headmaster. She watched with a bemused smile as Dumbledore, for reasons she couldn’t fathom, seemed to be trolling everyone with his whimsical antics. Trolling - what a nice word ! One Harry had taught her a few days ago, and that seemed to apply a lot to the most powerful wizard ...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 76

Chapter 76

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Moria’s laughter echoed across the blood-soaked battlefield as he raised his hands. "Absorb," he commanded, his voice dripping with malevolence. Instantly, the shadows of the dead, strewn across the battlefield, began to writhe and shift. Like dark serpents, they slithered towards Moria, converging on him in a terrifying wave of darkness.

The shadows coale...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 26

Chapter 26

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

With a dramatic flourish, Dumbledore reached beneath the table and pulled out a beret adorned with googly eyes that wobbled and jiggled with every movement. The hall erupted in laughter and whispers, students exchanging bewildered glances. Dumbledore cleared his throat, commanding the attention of every single person in the hall. "Welcome to our newest students!" he boo...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 75

Chapter 75

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Blamenco, Haruta, and Izou charged at Moria with unyielding determination. Their eyes blazed with the fury of warriors ready to die for their cause. Moria sneered and summoned five new shadows. These were unlike any he had summoned before, their forms more defined and sinister.

One shadow took the shape of a towering samurai, its body clad in dark, tradition...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 25

Chapter 25

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

Draco Malfoy stepped off the Hogwarts Express with an air of superiority, his pale blond hair glinting in the fading sunlight. Behind him, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle—sons of his father's clients—plodded along, their heavy steps echoing Draco's lighter, more confident stride. The platform buzzed with the excitement and chatter of first-year students, but Draco ...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 74

Chapter 74

20th of April 1522

Marineford

"Prepare yourself, Moria!" Whitebeard roared, his gaze locking onto the warlord. "Today, you pay for your sins!"

Moria laughed nervously, his bravado faltering. "Kishishishi... come then, Whitebeard. Let's see if you can kill me before I take more of your precious sons." His voice trembled slightly, betraying the fear he felt deep inside.

Howeve...

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It's Me, Dio ! - Chapter 57

Chapter 57

25 of December

Bran, Transylvania

Dionysos pushed open the heavy oak door and stepped into the medieval kitchen, his disheveled appearance a testament to the night’s debauchery. Scratch marks crisscrossed his chest and arms, mingling with bite marks that still oozed faint traces of blood. His skin bore the unmistakable imprints of rope, red and raw, and his toga was torn and tattered, hanging off h...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 24

Chapter 24

1st of September 1991

The Burrow

Ginny Weasley was sulking. It was just not fair—everybody went to Hogwarts but her! Even Ron! She sat in the Burrow’s kitchen, arms crossed and a scowl on her freckled face, feeling utterly abandoned. The house felt eerily quiet without the usual chaos of her siblings. She wanted to be there, in the thick of it, not stuck at home like a little kid.

He...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 73

Chapter 73

20th of April 1522

As the island of Dressrosa came into view, Tsuru sighed, the weight of her responsibilities pressing down on her. She longed to be at Marineford, fighting alongside her friends Garp and Sengoku in the brutal war. But shielding Luffy from the knowledge of Ace’s imminent execution took precedence. If Luffy found out, he would undoubtedly try to rescue his brother, risking his own life and potentially opp...

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It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 56

Chapter 56

25 of December

Bran, Transylvania

NSFW

Dionysos found himself in an opulent, decadent room that oozed luxury and depravity in equal measure. The walls were draped with rich, crimson velvet curtains, and the floor was covered with plush, black carpets that muffled any sound. A massive, ornate chandelier hung from the ceiling, its crystal droplets casting shimmering reflections a...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 23

Chapter 23

1st of September 1991

London

Andromeda Tonks slipped through the door, a sigh of relief escaping her lips as her heels sank into the plush carpet. The softness underfoot was a welcome reprieve from the chaos of King's Cross Station, where she had just sent Harry off to Hogwarts. Pride and melancholy intertwined within her as she thought of her newest bundle of joy stepping into a new chapter. With Ny...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 72

Chapter 72

— — — —

20th of April 1522,
Dressrosa;

Capone Bege stood in the middle of Dressrosa's Grand Place, the vibrant heart of the island. The plaza was a whirl of colors and sounds, children’s laughter mingling with the whimsical movements of living toys—a hallmark of Dressrosa’s unique charm. Yet beneath this lively façade, a storm was brewing, unnoticed by the unsuspecting citizens. Bege, in his signat...

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It's Me, Dio - Chapter 55

Chapter 55

23th of December

Bran, Transylvania

NSFW

Dionysos, Alex, Diogenes and William were led into a grand, sprawling room that felt more like a cathedral than any room in a castle. Tall, gothic arches loomed overhead, and the flickering light of a thousand candles cast an otherworldly glow over the scene. As Dionysos looked around, he realized they had stumbled into what was unmistak...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 22

Chapter 22

31st of August 1991

Hogwarts

Argus Filch slumped in his rickety chair, scratching Mrs. Norris behind the ears with one hand and nursing a tepid cup of tea with the other. The rain drummed a relentless tattoo against the grimy windows of his little office, mirroring his gloomy mood. He sighed heavily, a sound that seemed to come from the depths of his soul.

"What’s the point, Mrs. Norri...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 71

Chapter 71

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Moria stood on the front lines, his fingers still twitching from seeing Whitebeard. As the tsunamis loomed overhead, casting an enormous shadow over Marineford, panic spread through the ranks like wildfire. The sheer size of the waves was staggering, an unstoppable force of nature that seemed poised to obliterate everything in its path. Marines screamed and scrambled, th...

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It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 54

Chapter 54

23th of December

Bran, Transylvania

Dionysos, Alex, Diogenes, and William the vampire stepped into the small Romanian tavern, their entrance met with a palpable wave of suspicion. The tavern was dimly lit, casting an eerie glow over the ancient wooden walls adorned with dusty tapestries that seemed to shift in the flickering candlelight. The air was thick with the scent of old wood, stale beer, and a...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 21

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 6/6

Chapter 21

31st of August 1991

Hogwarts

In a burst of flames and a swirl of incandescent light, Albus Dumbledore appeared in the heart of Hogwarts, his arrival a spectacular display that sent sparks flying and shadows dancing along the stone walls. The sheer brilliance of his entrance nearly singed Argus Filch, who was creeping through the corridor with his usual sco...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 20

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 5/6

Chapter 20

31st of August 1991

Gringotts

"Honestly, Weasley, did you even watch the last Quidditch match? The Cannons were absolutely abysmal," Amadeus McCarthy drawled, his voice dripping with condescension. They were sitting in the Human Only employee room at Gringotts, a room that managed to be both ostentatious and oppressively drab. The polished mahogany ...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 19

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 4/6

Chapter 19

2nd of September, 1991

London

Snape awoke in a cozy, modern apartment, sunlight streaming through light, airy curtains that gently swayed with the morning breeze. The decor was simple but stylish, with plush cushions scattered on a comfortable-looking sofa and framed prints of cityscapes adorning the walls. The faint hum of traffic outside suggested...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 18

Chapter 18

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 3/6

1st of September, 1991

London

The crushing darkness of Snape's office gave way to a maelstrom of neon lights, and pounding music. Albus fucking Dumbledore and Severus sasuking Snape stood in the queue for an enormous nightclub, a pulsing beacon of nightlife. The air hummed with energy, laughter, and the scent of sweat mixed with perfume. Bright neon lights flicke...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 17

Mass Release - Chapter 2/6

Chapter 17

1st of September, 1991

Platform 9¾

“So, have you heard about the Sorting?” Ron asked, his voice hushed as if afraid the walls might hear. “My brothers told me it’s absolutely terrifying.”

Harry looked intrigued. “Really? Like what?”

Harry and Ron sat together in an empty compartment on the Hogwarts Express, having only m...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 16

Chapter 16


Exceptional Mass Release : Chapter 1/6

31st of August, 1991

Dumbledore Manor

Dumbledore ruffled Harry's hair one more time, a tender gesture that brought a wide grin to the boy's face. "I'll see you at tomorrow's feast, Harry. Your first time at Hogwarts will be unforgettable. I have no doubt that you will find it to be a place of wonder and learning, full of new...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 70

Chapter 70

20th of April

Marineford

Gecko Moria exhaled slowly. He called back almost all his shadows, except a few strategic one - either for their position or for who they were implanted in. He stood in the shadows of his chamber, his lean, muscular frame blending seamlessly with the darkness that cloaked him. His pallid skin seemed to absorb the faint light, casting a ghostly aura around him. He took a deep ...

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It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 53

Chapter 53

21th of December - Winter Solstice

Camp Half Blood

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah", Percy Jackson screamed as he led the charge, his celestial bronze sword, Riptide, glinting in the fading light. With a powerful surge, he summoned water from the nearby fountain, forming a massive, protective wave. Castor and Pollux flanked him, their bodies morphing into cartoonish forms, defying the laws of physics. They bounced a...

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Exceptional Mass Release to come - I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore

Hello everyone,

I hope you are well.

A little surprise for you: I've gone far enough ahead with the chapters of I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore. So things are going to change as of September 8.

→ There will no longer be 2 but 7 advance chapters for Captain Tier

→ The First Mate tier will move to 2 chapters ahead.

So there will be a total of 6 chapters released on Sunday 18.

Have a nice day!

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 15

Chapter 15

31st of August, 1991

Dumbledore Manor

Dumbledore floated down gracefully, his robes settling around him as he landed. He turned to his stunned audience, a mischievous grin on his roguish face. "Sorry for the delay - I had a little pest to take care of."

Nymphadora, still catching her breath, managed to stammer, "That was... incredible."

Dumbledore, landing on the ground, loo...

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NSFW Extra - Solo Pirating - Perona's lesson - Part 4/4

Robin hesitated, her mind racing. Could she trust him? He was her boss, after all, but the excitement coursing through her veins overpowered her doubts. She approached Moria, her steps slow and deliberate. She crouched in front of him, her shadowy attire revealing her glistening wet and hairy pussy, exposed to the cool dungeon air. Her position was one of submission yet tinged with a dominant allure, the shadowy corset hugging her waist and pushing up her full breasts, the crotchless net pant...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 69

Chapter 69

19th of April 1522

Thriller Bark

NSFW - Last NSFW scene before the war

Gecko Moria stood by a vast window, gazing out at the moonlit sea who mirrored the turmoil within his mind. He was determined but…afraid, his mind racing with the weight of the coming battle.

[Gecko Moria]

Class: Duke of Twilight

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It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 52

Chapter 52

21th of December - Winter Solstice

New Rome

As Castor reverted to his normal form, he shook his head in disbelief. "Looks like the joke's on you, giants," he said, smirking down at the fallen enemies. Pollux took a final swig of wine, his satisfied smile growing wider. "Indeed, brother. Indeed. Let's get back to the real party."

However, a deep, resonant voice echoed across the battlefie...

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Pictures - Nico Robin n°1 - Solo Pirating

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