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Easy Chapter 740 Human Catapult

When Moegi was young, her hairstyle had looked like a steamed bun, and now that she grew up, her hairstyle resembled a peach.

Even Naruto was a little speechless, so he looked at her hairstyle for a few more seconds.

"What are you guys doing here?" Naruto asked, leaning against the training ground’s chain-link fence.

Konohamaru looked happy and answered excitedly.

"We just finished a mission and happened to be passing by, Naruto-niichan! Let me tell you, we have all ...

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Manga Chapter 386 Art is Patrick

Landing without making a sound and using chakra with the slightest movement, Kakashi, Mai, and Pakkun switched to a completely different approach compared to their previous hurried pace.

“We have few people, so gathering intelligence is our top priority."

A few hundred meters later, several faint explosions echoed, sounding clearer this time. Kakashi suppressed his Chakra and said, “The number of enemies is still unknown. If we encounter an unbeatable situation, don’t hesita...

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Scumbag Chapter 214 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (END)

When Miao Wei saw the suicide note left by his daughter in prison, he burst into tears.

Miao Rui confessed that she added something to his milk, and said that she was sorry for her parents and failed the love of her family, so she could only atone with death.

"Ruirui, it's Dad's fault. Dad and Mom spoiled you rotten, never taught you right from wrong..."

His daughter’s death broke him. Overnight, Miao Wei’s hair turned white, and he lost the will to live, confessing ever...

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Trees Chapter 329 Damned Brat, You've Got The Wrong Person

Hearing Jiraiya's familiar voice, Naruto wondered if he had heard it wrong.

‘Obviously, this white-haired old man was beaten up yesterday...’

‘Why is he back at Orochimaru’s place again?!’

‘What the hell is he doing?!’

‘Sasuke’s literally here to catch them in the act, and yet this white-haired old bastard still came running back?!’

At this moment, Naruto’s mind was in turmoil. He had no idea how to face Sasuke later.

‘What a disgrac...

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Easy Chapter 739 Choji: I've Made A Decision That Betrays My Ancestors

Naruto wasn’t concerned about what Sasuke was up to, nor did he send anyone to investigate Kabuto and Black Zetsu’s whereabouts, even though he knew very well that the two had definitely teamed up.

After all, with Obito dead, the number of people Black Zetsu could collaborate with could be counted on one hand.

But even so, Naruto couldn’t be bothered to deal with it. Black Zetsu had spent a thousand years focused on a single goal. Unless his true form was captured, he would ...

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Scumbag Chapter 213 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (35)

Following the GPS coordinates Miao Rui provided, they arrived at Sunjia Village.

"When I was a child, I was kidnapped. The traffickers were from this village. I was locked up here for a few days. I suddenly wanted to come back and see it again."

Miao Rui stepped out of the car.

15 years ago, the incident of the entire Sunjia Village engaging in child trafficking was exposed, which caused a sensation across the country.

Apart from those who died from delayed gastric lav...

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Trees Chapter 328 I Am No Longer Who I Used to Be!

Early the next morning.

Naruto and Sasuke sat at the doorstep, still fighting with dark circles under their eyes.

The current situation was very unfavorable for Naruto.

After Sasuke mastered Kurosaki Ichigo, he didn't expect that this guy understood the game characters even better than he did.

The two of them fought back and forth, trading wins and losses.

However, in over 300 matches, Naruto had ultimately been just one step short, losing one game to Sasuke.

...

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Easy Chapter 738 Want to Learn the Multi-Size Technique

"Of course he must die!" Black Zetsu declared firmly.

"But what if he’s prepared?" Kabuto couldn't help but ask. In addition to his cautious character, he also knew that Naruto was not an ordinary Shinobi.

That man always had backup plans for his backup plans, and he is extremely cautious.

He is an absolute lunatic who prepared for everything. Kabuto refused to believe he wouldn’t be ready.

"You’ve already been exposed once. He knows you exist, so naturally, he s...

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Manga Chapter 385 Clay

The forest was silent. The vast expanse of trees swallowed all who entered without a ripple, like a green-tinted lake nestled among hills, where the first pebble's disturbance remains unseen until its ripples spread far and wide.

Among those moving through the woods, some paused in place, waiting for fate to find them; others schemed in the shadows, ensuring the waters wouldn't churn too violently.

A small shoe, laces neatly tied, stepped into a shaft of sunlight, then v...

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Scumbag Chapter 212 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (34)

"No, Old Lu, I won’t go with them. Lu Song isn’t filial."

The old lady trembled as she walked to the bedside, clutching Grandpa Lu’s hand.

"I know I was wrong before, that I treated our grandson poorly and doted on outsiders."

"This time, I promise you, I’ll wholeheartedly treat Xiao Ting well. I’ll listen to you in everything. I’ll even give him all the shares under my name. Old Lu, I’ll obey you. Don’t chase me away..."

"It's too late."

Grandpa ...

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Trees Chapter 327 Is This Yellow-Haired Bastard Poking Me Secretly?

"If it were you..."

"What would you do?"

Naruto's expression suddenly turned serious.

But his words seemed to have been misunderstood by Hinata, who clenched her fists tightly.

Seeing his good brother being so solemn, Sasuke genuinely put himself in that position and began to think about what he would do if it were him...

A few seconds later...

"Damn! Then I'll have to kill his whole family!"

Naruto: “??”

‘Huh???’

‘Why was Sasuke...

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Easy Chapter 737 Uzumaki Naruto Must Die

By the time Naruto found out about the incident, it was already the next day. Upon returning to Konoha, he suddenly realized that the usually lazy Kakashi had gone full-on Danzo mode and cleaned up all the trash.

It was indeed satisfying, but he had zero involvement in it.

Squatting like an old farmer on a large bluestone under a tree, Naruto stroked his chin in thought, occasionally glancing at the plump Choji, who was starting to feel creeped out.

"Are you sick or somethin...

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Chapter 211 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (33)

[Boss, is Miao Rui really that bold?] Fengtian asked, [Right now, she just seems like a spoiled little princess. How could her heart be so cruel?]

"The person who came up with the idea could’ve been Lu Minghua, or maybe Miao Wei. Who knows?" Mingting smiled.

Now, with everyone reborn, he wondered if the Lu Family would turn their fangs on the Miao Family.

If so… this drama was far from over!

When Grandpa Lu woke again, all the vigor had drained from him.

Afte...

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Trees Chapter 326 Is That Friend You Mentioned Actually Yourself?

"Damn it!!"

Sara completely lost her temper, so she grabbed her Zanpakuto and prepared to pull it out.

Seeing that the silly queen was about to dig her own grave, Naruto immediately stepped on the hilt of her sword, forcing her to sheath it again.

Hinata cupped her hands around her steaming tea, puffed her cheeks, and blew lightly on it before taking a calm sip.

She clearly didn’t even regard the older woman across from her as a threat.

But in Sara’s eyes, Hi...

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Easy Chapter 736 Cutting The Gordian Knot

Naruto peeled open the yogurt lid. He fiddled with the camera for a second before looking up at her with a grin, "Smile for the camera, okay? You wouldn’t want Onoki to lose face in the Land of Earth, would you?"

"You!!! I’ll kill you!!"

The only response Kurotsuchi got was the click-click-click of the camera shutter.

After a while, Naruto released his control over her. He tossed the empty yogurt carton aside and said casually, "Go wash up somewhere later. And maybe watc...

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Manga Chapter 384 Set off! Goal: Capture Uchiha Itachi Alive!

The rain continued throughout the night, but Mai, finally granted Tsunade’s permission, could at last relax her tense nerves. Unable to refuse, she took a bath and was led drowsily through the white-walled, blue-tiled halls of her residence.

Lying on a soft, comfortable bed, listening to the rain and the faint sound of flowing water, Mai felt an unusual sense of peace. She slept soundly.

By morning, the sky was clear and bright. When Sakura learned that Mai had been allowed to j...

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Scumbag Chapter 210 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (32)

The old lady was simple-minded, and soon, the old man managed to pry the truth out of her.

It turned out that she had also been reborn.

In her past life, after Grandpa Lu died, Lu Minghua married Miao Rui, and they soon had a child.

With a new generation in the Lu Family, the old lady was overjoyed and even divided some of her shares between Miao Rui and her great-grandson.

Later, she took a bad fall and was sent to a nursing home by them.

The nursing home looked...

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Trees Chapter 325 It's Really a Life-or-Death Situation!

After seeing off his parents, Naruto returned to the small forest east of the village and found that the Hyuga Clan had built another new house for him.

Sasuke was squatting outside, eating hot pot with Sakura and Karin.

The two girls barely touched their food, instead glaring intently at each other. The tension between them was palpable even from a distance.

"Sakura, try this."

At that moment, a woman's voice suddenly came from inside the villa, and then Sarah came ou...

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Easy Chapter 735 Taming Kurotsuchi

Whether Kurotsuchi believed that Naruto could mobilize Kumogakure and Sunagakure was one thing, but whether she was afraid that this man would do something to Onoki was another.

Even though she knew that those stronger than Onoki in the Shinobi World could be counted on one hand, she was still wary of Naruto. She didn’t want to gamble.

There was no other reason… this guy was just too unpredictable.

Even now, she still didn’t understand how she had fallen into his trap....

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Manga Chapter 383 On Behalf of The History of NInja

The news of Sasuke killing Orochimaru reached Konoha.

In the Hokage’s Office, Tsunade sat behind stacks of documents, her expression grim as she drummed her fingers on the desk, deep in thought.

Shizune stood quietly nearby, methodically organizing intelligence reports.

"That Uchiha kid’s potential is terrifying." Jiraiya, who was leaning against the wall, remarked. He had been staying in the village for some time now.

"Yeah." Tsunade’s response was terse, her ey...

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Scumbag Chapter 209 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (31)

Standing in the familiar house, Grandpa Lu's eyes were filled with sorrow.

He never imagined that after dying from a heart attack, he would be reborn back to this moment.

But this time, although his grandson had been kidnapped by traffickers, his tongue was intact. He also hadn’t made the mistake of arranging Mingting’s engagement to the Miao Family’s daughter.

However, Lu Minghua had still gotten involved with Miao Rui!

Remembering how, after his grandson’s de...

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Trees Chapter 324 Blocky Zanpakuto

Minato and Kushina were still describing the trials they had undergone to draw their Zanpakuto.

They spoke of life-and-death struggles, how they had nearly fallen to the red-haired monsters.

In short, they emphasized just how difficult it had been.

But as they spoke, Naruto suddenly pulled out a katana in front of them, causing Minato and Kushina to freeze mid-speech.

The two of them took a step back at the same time, their eyes filled with various emotions including s...

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Easy Chapter 734 So You Want A Fight?

The next day.

After his usual routine of teasing Hinata, Naruto stepped out and went straight to the Land of Earth. Kurotsuchi sensed his presence immediately and gritted her teeth in frustration.

But she was bound by the contract of Jashin’s Follower, so she couldn't do anything that will harm Naruto. Under Naruto’s deliberate nudging, she had no choice but to meet him in some secluded place.

“Huh? What’s with that look?" He looked up and down at Kurotsuchi, and sai...

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Scumbag Chapter 208 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (30)

Lu Minghua relayed the news of the restaurant falling into Lu Song’s hands to Miao Wei, and Miao Wei knew that the opportunity had come.

Soon, someone fell ill after eating at the restaurant, vomiting and suffering diarrhea before being hospitalized. Then, someone else snuck into the kitchen, took photos and videos, and posted them online, claiming the restaurant had procurement issues… the ingredients weren’t fresh, and the kitchen was unsanitary...

Out of respect for the o...

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Trees Chapter 323 Minato: Becoming The Shinigami Requires Going Through Life-and-Death Trials

"Grandpa Sandaime, come here for a moment..."

Hiruzen casually took the gift Naruto handed him, then noticed his grandson also giving one to Tobirama.

"Nidaime, this is for you."

Both Hokage were momentarily stunned.

Hiruzen threw his head back and laughed twice, glancing at Minato and Kushina with a hint of smugness.

‘See...’

‘This child is still close to me.’

This made Kushina clench her fists, seemingly a bit jealous.

"Konohamaru...wh...

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Easy Chapter 733 Let's Get Married Soon

Seeing Rin frozen for so long, Kakashi also grew uneasy and looked away. Just as he was wondering what had gone wrong, Rin suddenly spoke up.

"Kakashi."

"Yeah?"

"Do you really mean that?"

"Mean what?"

Rin took a deep breath, smiled and didn't say anything.

"Why aren't they moving?" Naruto craned his neck from the rooftop, watching intently.

Ino: "..."

"Stop staring, let’s go." She dragged Naruto away without hesitation, "With Kakashi-sensei li...

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Manga Chapter 382 Rain

Rainwater trickled vertically down the walls, murky with dust as it gurgled over the windowsill before dripping to the ground.

Transparent droplets kept splashing onto the inner ledge, soaking a wooden shelf holding books and potted plants.

A slender, pale hand reached out and closed the half-open window.

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Scumbag Chapter 207 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (29)

Lu Song had kept all this from the old lady, as he was afraid the shock would make her sick.

As a result, the old lady went out to play mahjong to vent her frustrations after a few days of depression, and was recognized by netizens.

This particular netizen happened to be a minor influencer, and their questions were carefully crafted traps. The old lady herself was not well educated, and she didn't know that the other party had set a trap in the question, so she jumped into it dire...

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Trees Chapter 322 Eye of The Moon Plan, Commence!

“Hahahahaha!”

"Sasuke, you're so lame!"

Naruto sat next to Sasuke. When he saw the guy's bruised and battered face, he burst into laughter while clutching his stomach.

"Shut up."

Sasuke's face was cold, his earlier good mood had been completely ruined by this yellow-haired guy.

He then pulled out a healing potion, glanced over to confirm that his parents were still busy dealing with Itachi, and finally relaxed enough to drink it.

If his father saw him f...

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Easy Chapter 732 Rin's Feelings

"Why are you here?" Kakashi stepped aside to let her in, then turned on the lights in the office.

"I came to check on you. Shikamaru mentioned you didn’t eat lunch." Rin smiled the same gentle smile as always, as if none of the earlier unpleasantness had ever happened.

That was just her nature, which is kind to the core. Like sunlight that reached every corner, softly dispelling all the gloom in its path.

Even if she was unhappy, she would bury it deep inside.

"Ah…...

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