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Scumbag Chapter 185 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (7)

If Mingting knew what Team Leader Qian was thinking, he’d be so wronged.

What scheme would he have? He’d already reached Guiyi Temple! Of course he was going to shamelessly cling to the place and become a little monk!

"Master, look at this child… at such a young age, he insisted on becoming a novice monk. "

Mingkong sighed helplessly, pointing at Mingting.

Mingting had found Guiyi Temple and claimed to be an orphan who wanted to become a novice monk. However, Min...

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Trees Chapter 306 Peace And Prosperity in Konoha Village

Konoha Village…

"Godaime!!"

"What the hell have you been doing!?"

In the Hokage's Office, Tobirama clutched a bill with an absurd number of zeros and slammed it straight onto Tsunade’s face.

He was seriously about to die from anger right there in the office.

When Tsunade faced the bill thrown by Tobirama, she not only did not dodge at all, but also looked very proud.

Upon seeing this, Tobirama felt his vision blur from sheer rage.

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Easy Chapter 716 Kakashi: I Suspect You Two Have an Affair, But I Have No Evidence

When Naruto woke up, he felt refreshed, as if yesterday’s worries had been left behind.

While he was still under great pressure, he was not living a bad life. Even if he was dancing on the edge of a knife, he had cheat-like abilities, endless resources, and an impressive network of connections.

His romantic debts were many, but none of them could truly bind him. At the end of the day, he was decisive, and what happened between consenting adults was fair game. He gave what he owe...

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Scumbag Chapter 184 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (6)

Mingting headed all the way south. With his 4-year-old body, he single-handedly took down nine groups of human traffickers, and the title ‘M

Mingting headed all the way south. With his 4-year-old body, he single-handedly took down nine groups of human traffickers, and the title ‘Mushroom Girl’ officially appeared in the news.

The news reported that when Mushroom Girl encountered human traffickers, she did nothing but serve them a delicious pot of mushroom soup. Just imagine ...

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Scumbag Chapter 183 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (5)

By the time the police arrived at Sunjia Village, it was already evening. Since the tipster had provided precise information, they headed st

By the time the police arrived at Sunjia Village, it was already evening.

Since the tipster had provided precise information, they headed straight for the location.

Seeing the courtyard full of people, with some raving mad, others foaming at the mouth, and a few already lying stiff, Team Leader Qian immediately called for an ambulance.<...

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Trees Chapter 305 Has My Strength Reached This Point?

One day later...

Naruto and Sasuke stood in the Land of Sky, lost in deep thought for a long time.

According to Shinno, after facing a severe survival crisis, their village had constructed five aerial fortresses as their new home.

These fortresses were even linked together by specially forged Chakra-metal chains.

At first glance, it somewhat resembled a fleet of ships chained together.

Naruto’s expression was slightly uneasy.

He felt like the changes in t...

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Easy Chapter 715 What To Do Now...

Kakashi stood frozen in place, completely stunned. His mind exploded with a loud boom, and the long-suppressed walls in his heart shattered, collapsing into a warm, soothing pool.

His body trembled slightly as he uttered a sentence, unsure of what to say next.

"Just... a nightmare?"

"Yeah." Rin released him, clasping her hands behind her back, her large brown eyes curving into crescents like the moon.

To those who knew Kakashi, he appeared calm and composed. But Rin kn...

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Manga Chapter 372 Confession

The late-night streets were completely silent, with no trace of human activity. The shop’s customers had all left, leaving only their table occupied.

"It’s been you asking the questions all along, Senpai. This meeting was supposed to be my turn to ask, after all." The tea in front of Itachi had gone cold.

Though his tone was as relaxed as before, his expression had turned serious.

Since he was the one who initiated the Genjutsu and arranged the meeting location, his word...

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Scumbag Chapter 182 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (4)

"I want it! Give it to me!" Seeing how protective Mingting was of the food, Miao Rui got so angry she tried to hit him. Earlier, when she’d

"I want it! Give it to me!"

Seeing how protective Mingting was of the food, Miao Rui got so angry she tried to hit him.

Earlier, when she’d thrown the milk carton at him, Mingting had let it happen on purpose so that Li Fen would take him outside.

But now, he wasn’t going to indulge her.

Mingting darted around the room,...

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Scumbag Chapter 181 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (3)

By the time the villagers noticed something unusual about the small courtyard, it was already evening. They arrived too late, and the eight

By the time the villagers noticed something unusual about the small courtyard, it was already evening.

They arrived too late, and the eight of them had long stopped breathing.

A man called Uncle Sun, seeing the situation, stomped his foot in anger.

"Eat, eat, eat! Did you all eat yourselves to death? Couldn’t resist a bite of mus...

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Trees Chapter 304 Whatever You Say, Old Geezer

"I’ll fu..."

Sasuke was on the verge of losing it, his mouth opening as he prepared to deliver a polite rebuttal.

Having known him for years, Naruto recognized the first word and instantly realized….

‘Sasuke had completely snapped.’

Naruto reacted quickly and clamped a hand over Sasuke’s mouth before he could escalate things further. If this continued, the old geezer wouldn’t survive the trip.

If their mission client died right here, tomorrow’s head...

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Easy Chapter 714 It's Enough, Kakashi. You Don't Have To Carry This Guilt Anymore

Kakashi's voice sounded fragmented, and it can be seen that he was nervous.

Rin’s voice was also a little soft, barely audible, but they could make out the gist of it.

Rustling sounds drifted through the wall, and Naruto glanced at Choji beside him without thinking and warned him in a low voice.

"Quiet your breathing!"

Choji: “…”

The room fell silent again, as if no one was inside. Naruto frowned slightly, Choji narrowed his eyes, and Shikamaru glanced at...

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Manga Chapter 371 Blindness

"My physical condition is actually..."

Itachi instinctively wanted to evade the question, but when he met the other's unwavering gaze, his lips moved slightly. He knew the facade he maintained for the organization and outsiders wouldn’t hold up here.

"Sometimes, I do experience sudden discomfort like today..."

"Be more detailed."

"..."

After hesitating for a long time, Itachi finally told the truth.

There were many theories about Itachi’s condition. In ...

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Scumbag Chapter 180 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (2)

After a while, the children in the room gradually woke up, and some kept crying for their mothers and grandmothers. Soon, two men entered. T

After a while, the children in the room gradually woke up, and some kept crying for their mothers and grandmothers.

Soon, two men entered. They picked and chose, and then locked up the children separately in different rooms.

Fengtian had already scouted the surroundings. This was a small village where almost every household traded in ch...

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Scumbag Chapter 179 The Real Young Master Doesn’t Care For The Crematorium Trope (1)

(T/N: Crematorium Trope is the type of novel when the Male Lead treats the Female Lead badly until the Female Lead has enough, and packs up

(T/N: Crematorium Trope is the type of novel when the Male Lead treats the Female Lead badly until the Female Lead has enough, and packs up and leaves. Then the Male Lead regrets it, changes his ways, and grovels, trying to get back the Female Lead and make up to her.)

When Mingting woke up, he found himself locked in a room with an unpleasant...

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Trees Chapter 303 I Laugh at Kurosaki Ichigo’s Weakness and Uchiha Xiao Yan’s Naivety

"Naruto, what’s the information this time?"

Sasuke pulled Naruto aside and asked in a low voice, making sure that old geezer in front could not hear what he said.

"Heh."

Naruto felt somewhat proud when he heard what Sasuke said.

‘Last time, this guy had accused him of having faulty information, swearing up and down that he’d never trust me again.’

‘And yet, here he was, humbly seeking me out.’

Naruto quickly ran through Shinno’s plot in his mi...

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Easy Chapter 713 Naruto! You Tricked Me Again!

As Choji’s words fell, the Hokage’s Office plunged into deathly silence, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Shikamaru’s eyes widened as he stared blankly at Choji. Kakashi was stunned, but his gaze wasn’t empty, and his gaze was not on Choji.

It was fixed… on the door.

There comes a moment in everyone’s life when, a moment that feels predestined, as if what’s about to happen has already been experienced before.

It’s that sudden realization, that eerie ...

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Scumbag Chapter 178 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (END)

Since Fengtian was paying attention to the movements of Prince of Chen's Mansion, Mingting had long known that Shi Zhenghui had abandoned Ji

Since Fengtian was paying attention to the movements of Prince of Chen's Mansion, Mingting had long known that Shi Zhenghui had abandoned Jin Yuping and fled on his own.

How was this behavior any different from Shi Jing abandoning his wife right after childbirth? All he can say is that they are indeed father and son!

Shi Zhenghui waited...

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Scumbag Chapter 177 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (43)

In Jiaowan, Prince of Chen’s Mansion, Jin Yuping, who had been waiting for news of the Crown Prince’s death, collapsed to the ground upon he

In Jiaowan, Prince of Chen’s Mansion, Jin Yuping, who had been waiting for news of the Crown Prince’s death, collapsed to the ground upon hearing he was unharmed.

"It's him… it must be him!"

Tears streamed down Jin Yuping’s face.

After being reborn, everything had changed from her previous life. Mingting was leaving he...

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Trees Chapter 302 Shinno: I Want To Rule The World

Back then, Tsunade was extremely vigilant against the members of Team 7.

Every day while handling official duties, she had to worry about whether these three would hide in some corner and stir up trouble again.

Tsunade even made a habit of asking Jiraiya and Orochimaru every day to ensure those two troublemakers were behaving themselves.

But now...

There were three Hokages above her. If the sky fell, let someone taller hold it up.

She wasn’t worried at all.

...

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Easy Chapter 712 Kakashi-sensei, Do You Want a Wife?

The principle Naruto used remained the same as before: Whoever refused to submit would be beaten, whoever dared to rise up would be crushed, until they yielded completely.

As for the neutral Land of Iron, Naruto had no reason to bother with it. After all, to avoid conflict, the Land of Iron had even abandoned the path of Shinobi, choosing instead the way of the Samurai.

It was as if, in a world where everyone cultivated immortality, the Land of Iron feared provoking the wrath of t...

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Manga Chapter 370 Izakaya

Hearing the answer, Logan relaxed and stretched lazily, "In other words, no one will disturb us, huh? Nice work, Itachi."

While he wasn’t sure how it was done, he knew it must have taken long-term preparation to pull it off without leaving a trace. Logan mentally gave Itachi a thumbs-up.

Under the moonlight, the two stood at opposite ends of the rooftop, much like when they had first met… back then, they had just returned from training outside the village, the Uchiha incident ...

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Scumbag Chapter 176 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (42)

Fengtian tracked Jin Yuping and reported her movements to Mingting in real time. She had entered the Prince of Chen’s Mansion as a cook. She

Fengtian tracked Jin Yuping and reported her movements to Mingting in real time.

She had entered the Prince of Chen’s Mansion as a cook. She was so tired every day that she couldn't straighten her waist, and her child, who is born prematurely, was sickly and weak.

Just like in the original timeline, Prince of Chen’s consort was ou...

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Scumbag Chapter 175 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (41)

After staying home for another two days, Mingting went out to sea again. This time, he brought a large number of cannons and ammunition, and

After staying home for another two days, Mingting went out to sea again.

This time, he brought a large number of cannons and ammunition, and directly bombarded the largest Eastern Sea pirate group.

Those who weren’t killed fled, and their base was thoroughly looted by Mingting.

Taking advantage of this momentum, the Red Turban P...

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Trees Chapter 301 A World Where People Understand Each Other Truly Exists

Hashirama held a phone, pointing at that damn ‘NineImmortalEmperor’ profile page, his face filled with seriousness.

To prevent the younger generation from sensing anything amiss, Hashirama didn’t ask directly but instead probed indirectly.

"Naruto, don’t overthink it."

"I just want to befriend this person. I mean no harm."

When Naruto heard his little brother, who also happened to be the Shodaime Hokage, ask for help, he was naturally willing to assist.

B...

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Easy Chapter 711 Obito's End

"Impossible! Impossible!" Obito instantly shattered, his gaze fixed straight ahead, "I was the one who resurrected Rin! She can't forget me."

"As long as Rin is alive, as long as there's a world where Rin exists... that's enough."

"Oh, really?" Naruto sneered, "Uchiha Obito, who would’ve thought a scumbag like you could have such noble ideals? You’re really handing over the woman you love to someone else just like that?"

"But Nohara Rin and Kakashi don’t even know you ...

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Scumbag Chapter 174 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (40)

Although she and Shi Jing had previously suspected this matter, Mingting did not kill them directly, so the two had dismissed this conclusio

Although she and Shi Jing had previously suspected this matter, Mingting did not kill them directly, so the two had dismissed this conclusion.

But now, his words and expression unmistakably indicated that he had been reborn.

‘What should we do?!’

"Mingting, I had my reasons..."

Seeing Mingting's cold expression, Jin Yupi...

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Scumbag Chapter 173 The Reformed White-Eyed Wolf General (39)

This time, Mingting brought cannons on board and bombarded the Eastern Sea pirates without mercy, and the results were also amazing. After L

This time, Mingting brought cannons on board and bombarded the Eastern Sea pirates without mercy, and the results were also amazing.

After Liu Cheng saw the wealth the pirates had plundered from the Southern Sea on several islands, his small eyes gleamed brightly.

‘These goods from the Southern Seas weren’t available in Zheng Countr...

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Trees Chapter 300 Hashirama's First Mental Breakdown

Shikamaru spent the entire afternoon chatting in the Hokage's Office, during which both of them had to take multiple bathroom breaks.

In the end, Tobirama finally figured out how these two organizations with great ambitions were somehow connected to that yellow-haired delinquent.

And this time, it even involved Tsunade's apprentice, Haruno Sakura.

Shikamaru stood in the office, feeling a little uneasy.

He had come clean about the two cults, but deliberately avoided men...

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Easy Chapter 710 Obito, Nohara Rin Will Never Remember You - Keep Dreaming

Obito struggled to open his eyes, and the moment he saw Naruto, his eyes widened with anger, and the memories of what just happened crashed into him like a tidal wave. But then he saw Konan again out of the corner of his eye, and he was confused.

‘Wasn't Konan dead?’ Obito was certain the other party had been fatally wounded by him back then, so there was no way she could’ve survived.

This absurd sense of unreality made Obito’s mind reel.

‘Is it possible that I am ...

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