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Trees Chapter 254 Kushina: So, Son, Do You Want to Learn the Adamantine Sealing Chains or the Four Symbols Seal?

Naruto put on a pitiful face and began recounting all the crimes Kakashi and Jiraiya had committed against him over the years. How the white

Naruto put on a pitiful face and began recounting all the crimes Kakashi and Jiraiya had committed against him over the years.

How the white-haired slacker was biased, refusing to teach him any powerful technique.

How he’d tried to fob him off with that useless Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall.

And how Jiraiya loved kicking him a...

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Trees Chapter 253 Naruto and This Immortal Emperor Have No Secrets Between Them!

Naruto opened the first scroll with excitement. However, when he saw the densely packed sealing formulas inside, his entire mind went blank.

Naruto opened the first scroll with excitement.

However, when he saw the densely packed sealing formulas inside, his entire mind went blank.

‘Damn it!’

‘What the hell is all this?!’

The sealing formulas recorded here were even more complex than the Flying Thunder God Technique he had studied back in the day.

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Easy Chapter 676 Ajisai: What Kind of Evil Boss Is This?

"Pay up, pay up!"

After slipping out of Iwagakure amidst the chaos, Naruto took out the Gate of the Underworld, and directly jumped through space to the Land of Grass.

"How could we succeed so easily?" Ajisai reluctantly reached into her pocket and handed her bet moneyto Naruto. It can be said she essentially paid to work.

Naruto had never mentioned salaries. After all, while employees got wages, Ajisai had been ‘gifted’ to him by Konan, so she’s more like a loaned ass...

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Trees Chapter 252 Jiraiya: Hahaha! Naruto, You've Finally Gotten To This Day

Jiraiya wondered if his ears were playing tricks on him. After all, he didn’t expect to hear Naruto calling him ‘sensei’ so politely. And wi

Jiraiya wondered if his ears were playing tricks on him. After all, he didn’t expect to hear Naruto calling him ‘sensei’ so politely.

And with ‘most respected’ no less.

After squinting at Naruto suspiciously, Jiraiya rubbed his chin and began to think about it, ‘Something's wrong...’

‘Something is very wrong!...

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Trees Chapter 251 My Most Respected Jiraiya-sensei

Due to an unexpected heavy rain in Konoha, Naruto, his girlfriend, Sasuke and the two naughty brats sat under the eaves of a roof. Hinata cl

Due to an unexpected heavy rain in Konoha, Naruto, his girlfriend, Sasuke and the two naughty brats sat under the eaves of a roof.

Hinata clung to Naruto like a boneless creature, draping herself all over him, making the phone-absorbed Naruto somewhat nervous.

His fiery-hot girlfriend hanging off him wasn’t something he could ignore, ...

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Easy Chapter 675 Too Simple

Perhaps because she had been around Naruto for too long, after all, by standing near ink, one turns black, Ajisai’s methods of causing chaos had also become rather unscrupulous.

She actually controlled her Summoned Beasts to charge straight into Iwagakure's red-light district, flushing out a bunch of naked men and women. They didn’t even have time to put on clothes, and fled into the streets in complete disarray.

"What the hell is that?!"

"Where did those Summoned Beasts...

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Manga Chapter 349 The Blond Kid Really Is The Impatient One

The place was now empty. By the time the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path was recalled by Pain, the vast cave felt desolate once more.

Only four people remained in the hideout: Sasori, Deidara, Logan, and Pain.

Faint noises seeped through the boulder barrier. Deidara cracked his knuckles and said, "One, two... quite a few of them, huh?"

Logan stared at the thick, sealed entrance reinforced with barriers. The four of them could clearly sense the Chakra signatures, strong and ...

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Trees Chapter 250 That Guy Looks Like a Dog

On the stage, Itachi bowed to the audience with an expressionless face. He had just performed several dances taught by the Hokage, which ins

On the stage, Itachi bowed to the audience with an expressionless face.

He had just performed several dances taught by the Hokage, which instantly drove the crowd wild.

The cheers in his ears, the enthusiastic smiles of the people, and their adoring gazes, none of these could bring Itachi even the slightest joy.

He knew that every...

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Trees Chapter 249 One Sentence That Can Make Naruto Blush Furiously

After hearing what his temporary employee, Kisame, said, Kakuzu was so angry that he immediately slammed down his cooking utensils and glare

After hearing what his temporary employee, Kisame, said, Kakuzu was so angry that he immediately slammed down his cooking utensils and glared at him with a murderous expression.

"What nonsense is this?! What nonsense!?"

"Since when does making money depend on your preferences?"

"You don’t want to deliver here, you don’t want t...

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Easy Chapter 674 Naruto: Old Geezer Onoki, Are You Asleep?

At this time, Onoki was inside the Tsuchikage Building, buried under piles of tedious paperwork. Just as an emperor could not skip court, Onoki also insisted on reviewing official documents daily.

He rubbed his aching lower back, his bones letting out a crisp crack. With a sigh, Onoki lamented Iwagakure’s current state, as it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say the village was beset by internal and external troubles.

There was a big problem in front of him, with the village's S...

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Trees Chapter 248 The God of Side Hustles, Kakuzu

"Ah~" "This is the taste of relief..." The reanimated Sandaime swallowed his blood pressure medication, tilted his head back, closed his eye

"Ah~"

"This is the taste of relief..."

The reanimated Sandaime swallowed his blood pressure medication, tilted his head back, closed his eyes slightly, and let out a deeply satisfied sigh.

At first glance, Sandaime’s blissful expression...

…made him look like some kind of addict who had stumbled in from who-knows-where.<...

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Trees Chapter 247 Do You Even Understand The Weight of The Will of Fire?!

Sasuke raised his hand and bonked the little troublemaker twice on the head. Nowadays, even Kiba doesn't dare to say those three words in fr

Sasuke raised his hand and bonked the little troublemaker twice on the head.

Nowadays, even Kiba doesn't dare to say those three words in front of Sasuke, but Konohamaru just wouldn’t learn his lesson no matter how many times he got beaten.

"Waaah…"

"Naruto Aniki, look at this guy!"

"I didn’t even call him Thin Ice Bro...

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Trees Chapter 246 Pain Finally Came to Konoha

Tap, tap, tap… The sound of footsteps echoed as the Six Paths of Pain appeared on the top of Konoha’s tallest building. Deva Path stood at t

Tap, tap, tap…

The sound of footsteps echoed as the Six Paths of Pain appeared on the top of Konoha’s tallest building.

Deva Path stood at the center, stepped forward, and stretched out one foot to step on the low railing.

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Trees Chapter 245 The Two Churches Quietly Advancing Shinobi World's Technology

Sasori and Deidara froze upon hearing the familiar voice. The two recalled the iron golems Naruto had given them to rebuild their village...

Sasori and Deidara froze upon hearing the familiar voice.

The two recalled the iron golems Naruto had given them to rebuild their village...

Now that they had all turned into scrap metal, they panicked.

Deidara was sweating profusely, and he looked like he'd just been fished out of water.

Sasori, on the other hand, appeared ...

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Easy Chapter 673 Amegakure Isn't Much Better

After Konan left, Sasuke observed for a while. After confirming that Karin and Jugo were safe, he led the charge forward.

Meanwhile, Suigetsu, the unlucky fool, was on his way back, perfectly missing Sasuke, Karin, and Jugo by half the distance across Amegakure.

Sasuke had no idea that the three of them and Suigetsu had just completed a classic case of ‘missing each other while heading opposite directions’. His focus was solely on the corpses floating in the lake.

Four o...

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Easy Chapter 672 Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique! Konan is Resurrected!

At this time, Suigetsu, who is thoroughly battered, dragged himself onto shore, barely escaping with his life. Just as he was about to turn around for a glance, a chill ran down his spine.

He remembered how his own foolishness had nearly cost him his life. He could have walked away, but his curiosity had gotten the better of him.

Both times, he had come dangerously close to kicking the bucket, and even if he hadn’t died, he’d almost lost an arm or a leg.

He knew the sayi...

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Manga Chapter 348 Team Kakashi and Team Guy Arrive

The colossal Demonic Statue of the Outer Path seemed intent on completely reshaping the terrain, leaving the ground littered with debris and craters.

Summoning was a brutal technique, because some people summon big monsters from ancient times, while others could only summon a pack of dogs.

"Now, let's assemble."

With the summoning complete, Pain leaped onto the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path’s right thumb and formed a hand seal.

Hum.

An invisible ripple sprea...

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Manga Chapter 347 Preparing For The Seal

Logan was mentally prepared to face Pain.

Returning to the Shippuden timeline, he knew this confrontation was inevitable, but he had expected it to happen much later. His intervention due to Itachi’s situation had forced things ahead of schedule.

But since it had come to this, Logan was ready to face it head-on. In his mind, Pain, as the leader of Akatsuki, would be furious with him. He had even prepared for the possibility of things escalating into a fight.

‘Well, it’...

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Trees Chapter 244 I'm Taking Him Away Today! Let's See Who Dares Stop Me!

Konoha Village… Kisame was surrounded by a group of Konoha’s Shinobi. The team was headed by Tsunade, and behind her stood Jiraiya, Orochima

Konoha Village…

Kisame was surrounded by a group of Konoha’s Shinobi.

The team was headed by Tsunade, and behind her stood Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and a group of Jonin and Anbu.

It can be said that except for Team 7, almost all Konoha’s high-level Shinobi were present.

Kisame knelt on one knee, using Samehada to suppo...

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Trees Chapter 243 Pick Up the Kunai! Pick Up the Kunai!

Danzo not only realized that he had lost Shisui’s eye, but when he raised his hand, he also found that his arm had been painted with some st

Danzo not only realized that he had lost Shisui’s eye, but when he raised his hand, he also found that his arm had been painted with some strange patterns.

Damn it!

‘Not only did they steal my eyes, but they also drew on me...’

‘Are they mocking me?!’

He looked up at Sasuke standing before him, his fury burning l...

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Easy Chapter 671 The Gutsy Suigetsu

Amegakure, on the water’s surface.

Konan stared coldly at the masked man before her, rainwater streaming down her face. She had already resolved to die. She planned to use the countless Explosive Tags she had prepared long ago to die together with Obito.

"You’re the one who needs to face reality, you demon!" Konan gritted her teeth.

Not far away, Obito stood calmly on the water’s surface. Though his face was hidden behind a mask, his silence radiated indifference. He s...

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Trees Chapter 242 The Inherently Evil Uzumaki Brat!

Naruto’s expression froze, and he felt somewhat embarrassed. Then, he immediately frowned and retorted at Sasuke, "What nonsense are you tal

Naruto’s expression froze, and he felt somewhat embarrassed.

Then, he immediately frowned and retorted at Sasuke, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"He just happened to pass out!"

Seeing Naruto getting worked up, Sasuke promptly shut his mouth.

If he kept talking, he knew he would end up getting punched.

Narut...

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Trees Chapter 241 Danzo is Truly a Man of Steel

"Damn it!" "Sasuke, why doesn’t that white-haired bastard believe me?!" "If he’d just listened to me, we could’ve lured out Obito Uchiha, an

"Damn it!"

"Sasuke, why doesn’t that white-haired bastard believe me?!"

"If he’d just listened to me, we could’ve lured out Obito Uchiha, and then you could’ve used the Duel Space..."

"That guy would’ve been done for!"

Naruto grumbled angrily the whole way. If not for Sasuke holding him back, he probably woul...

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Easy Chapter 670 Suigetsu: What is That Explosion? I’ll Just Take a Quick Look and Leave

"It’s been a while since we’ve been back here. It seems like those guys are doing alright." Obito said with a mask on his face, his voice fl

"It’s been a while since we’ve been back here. It seems like those guys are doing alright." Obito said with a mask on his face, his voice flat.

"Who knows? The people here can’t even see the sky above them." Black Zetsu said with a sinister smile, "They don’t know when the rain will stop or when the sun will shine."

"It’s ...

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Manga Chapter 346 Akatsuki's Hideout

In the vast desert, a fierce wind howled, sending countless grains of sand swirling into the air. The once-bright daylight turned as dark as ink, with dust gathering into hundreds of yellow dragons that churned the heavens and earth.

"Damn it, our progress is delayed again."

Under a tall rock, a wind-carved natural cave provided shelter. Naruto smacked his thigh in frustration.

"Naruto, I understand how anxious you are, but there's nothing we can do in this kind of weather."...

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Trees Chapter 240 Kamui Can’t Hide Tears, But Two Jars of Good Sake Can Buy Drunkenness

With Obito’s furious roar, Kakashi barely had time to turn his head before his vision blurred, and the next second, he found himself in an u

With Obito’s furious roar, Kakashi barely had time to turn his head before his vision blurred, and the next second, he found himself in an unfamiliar place.

"O-Obito?!"

"It’s really you?!"

"You’re alive?!"

Before he could even take in his surroundings, Kakashi noticed that the person behind him was Obito in the photo...

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Trees Chapter 239 Kakashi: Obito Can't Possibly Be Alive

After a trip to the Hokage Tower, Sasuke had essentially sold out his dear older brother to Konoha's ‘mama-san’, Tsunade. Tsunade also sent

After a trip to the Hokage Tower, Sasuke had essentially sold out his dear older brother to Konoha's ‘mama-san’, Tsunade.

Tsunade also sent the two away with great enthusiasm, and kept saying...

Sasuke and Naruto had finally matured. Not only were they no longer causing trouble for the village, but they were also starting to thin...

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Easy Chapter 669 To Die When The Time Comes

The next day.

When Naruto woke up, he touched his clothes, which were still neatly in place. With a throbbing headache, he staggered to the bathroom to wash up, trying hard to recall what had happened the night before.

The three of them had drunk, eaten, moved to three different places, and vomited twice. Finally, during the last round, they opened up and vented some of their pent-up negative emotions.

Having achieved this point, Naruto felt relieved.

A scummy boss nev...

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Trees Chapter 238 Itachi’s Humiliation

The next day, Naruto and Sasuke escorted a cross-dressed Itachi back to the gate of Konoha. It is unknown if it was because Itachi had calle

The next day, Naruto and Sasuke escorted a cross-dressed Itachi back to the gate of Konoha.

It is unknown if it was because Itachi had called him Thin Ice Bro during the battle, but Sasuke specifically told Naruto not to use portal to return to the village. Instead, they would walk back on foot.

He wanted Itachi to savor the taste of hu...

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Trees Chapter 237 Oi, Itachi Has Dropped Some Loot

Sasuke immediately gave Naruto annoyed look, his entire body radiating disgust toward Itachi. Naruto was afraid that this kid would eventual

Sasuke immediately gave Naruto annoyed look, his entire body radiating disgust toward Itachi.

Naruto was afraid that this kid would eventually reject the cheat of the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan because he disliked Itachi, so he immediately added another sentence.

"The Eternal Mangekyo is very powerful, I might not even be able to beat y...

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