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Trees Chapter 154 Naruto's Performance in Mount Myoboku is Not Ideal

Faced with Fukasaku's enthusiastic invitation, Jiraiya wanted to refuse, but Naruto was somewhat curious about the unique cuisine of Mount Myoboku.

Judging from the way it was portrayed in anime, it is not an exaggeration to call them ‘dark cuisine’.

But when it came to eating a bug-based meal, Naruto wasn’t the least bit fazed.

After all, he had eaten roasted silkworm pupae and fried locusts before.

As long as one got past the psychological barrier, it wasn’t...

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Trees Chapter 153 There is Such a Righteous Organization in The Shinobi World?

"Are you f***ing kidding me!?"

"I've already mobilized the entire force!!"

"And now you're telling me the Land of Grass situation is resolved!?"

Tsunade's expression cycled through disbelief, confusion, and sheer rage as she processed Naruto's words.

Now, the fighting forces of the Five Great Shinobi Villages have been gathered, and they are just waiting for Naruto to open the portal and teleport to the Land of Grass to fight.

Not only did Naruto disappear for ov...

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Trees Chapter 152 Pain: Itachi,, Where Are Your Uniforms?

Naruto, who was observing the Akatsuki's battle, noticed Sasuke coming back and casually asked.

"Where did you go just now?"

"None of your business."

Sasuke had a sour face and was obviously very dissatisfied with the fight just now.

He’d been slashing at empty air for who knows how long before realizing he’d been caught in a Genjutsu.

But...

It’s not like there was no gain at all.

Before leaving, he’d spotted a trail of suspicious yellow stai...

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Trees Chapter 151 Five Great Shinobi Villages Hasn't Moved, Pain Goes First

On the other side, Naruto and Sasuke were working together to pin a monster to the ground.

Naruto had to admit that the monster created by Orochimaru is really something.

This was the first time he had encountered something with this much raw strength.

He and Sasuke took a lot of effort to catch this thing. It was even harder to catch than a running chicken.

"Sasuke, keep holding it."

After saying this, Naruto took out a bottle of Weakness Potion in his left hand...

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Trees Chapter 150 The New Hokage is a Scoundrel

"Damn it, why isn't it ready yet?"

Standing at the entrance, Sasuke was pacing back and forth in front of Naruto, like an anxious father waiting outside a delivery room.

He was eager to make up for the mistake he had made unintentionally.

But he was helpless against those monsters that absorbed Chakra.

If it weren't for Uzumaki Stark's modification of the Heavy Xuan Ruler, granting it the ability to absorb Chakra and restore vitality...

He estimated that he would...

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Trees Chapter 149 Akatsuki is Forced to Save The World

“That’s how things are.”

"It was all caused by Orochimaru's failed experiment."

Obito stood in front of Pain and repeated what Black Zetsu had told him earlier.

The more he spoke, the angrier he got, and the more he regretted his past actions.

He hated himself for not killing Orochimaru himself back then.

He didn't expect this guy to do something so destructive.

‘And that Nine-Tails Jinchuriki...’

‘What the hell was Konoha even doing?!’<...

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Trees Chapter 148 Obito: Damn It! So Annoying!!

The Land of Grass

“What…!?”

“What the hell is going on!!”

"What on earth happened to the Land of Grass!!!?"

Obito stood atop a high vantage point, staring at the distant battle raging within the city and the unknown, grotesque monsters swarming the outskirts. He was on the verge of losing his mind.

‘What the hell was this?!’

‘I had just followed Uchiha Itachi for a while...’

‘So why had things escalated like this?!’

He had ...

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Trees Chapter 147 Sasuke, What Do You Think of The Five Kage Summit?

Hearing such a familiar line again, Tsunade even wondered if she had traveled back in time to a few days ago.

After pinching her thigh to confirm she wasn’t dreaming, she cracked her knuckles and walked over to beat Jiraiya up to vent her frustration.

"Tsunade, wait!!"

"This has nothing to do with me!!"

"You can't do this!"

When Jiraiya saw Tsunade walking towards him with a sinister smile, his back instantly became wet and he felt even more aggrieved.

...

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Trees Chapter 146 The Shinobi World is About To Be Destroyed Again!

‘What the hell is going on?!’

‘What happened to Sasuke???’

This was the first time Naruto had ever seen Sasuke look so genuinely terrified.

‘Besides...’

‘No matter how much trouble you cause, can you cause more trouble than me and Sakura-Bro?’

When Jiraiya looked at Sasuke's state, then looked at the other people's equally frightened expressions, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

The ominous premonition washed over him again at this moment....

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Trees Chapter 145 Sasuke: Naruto... I Think I Messed Up

The atmosphere instantly turned awkward.

Finally, with a few shouts, they simultaneously threw off their black cloaks, revealing their true appearances.

On the side of the Cult Mechanicus, there were all kinds of cybernetic modifications, such as mechanical arms and mechanical legs.

However, since they weren’t from Sunagakure, their builds were still relatively normal, not yet transformed into the muscular of their Sunagakure counterparts.

As for the Scientific Truth...

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Trees Chapter 144 Can’t You Two Learn From Sasuke?

"Look at the mess you two have made!"

"Can't you go a single day without causing trouble for me!?"

Inside the Hokage's Office, the two cult leaders were currently standing and being lectured by Tsunade.

Before this, the two of them had already been punished by cleaning the village for a week.

As for the two white-haired figures standing nearby, due to their poor supervision, they had already been thoroughly disciplined by Tsunade.

Jiraiya was leaning on a crutch ...

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Trees Chapter 143 Low-Key Development

Before leaving, Tsunade looked meaningfully at Sunagakure’s old Shinobi.

She didn't say a word, yet her gaze seemed to convey, ‘I'm taking this Uzumaki Naruto brat back with me.’

‘As for containing this so-called ‘Cult Mechanicus’... that's your problem now.’

Chiyo and Ebizo looked at each other with grim expression on their faces.

Truth be told, they weren't confident they could suppress the Cult Mechanicus.

However, now that the ringleader, Naruto...

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Trees Chapter 142 Sakura-Bro Did It Too?

"Cult Leader-sama!"

"This world is full of filth, we must launch a holy war..."

"This is the only way to purify all the heretics!"

Kankuro stood respectfully beside Naruto and whispered fervently.

Even though Naruto had become the Kazekage, he refused to address him by that title.

When the big believers nearby heard this, they raised their arms high, and shouted towards Naruto like a tsunami.

"We must cleanse this world of all heretics!"

"The world be...

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Trees Chapter 141 Tsunade Reveals All Her Cards

Upon hearing Kakashi's words, Tsunade staggered and collapsed onto the floor.

When the two elderly Sunagakure’s Shinobi nearby heard the word ‘cult’ again, their eyes rolled back and they fainted on the spot.

Seeing this, Kakashi cautiously stepped into the office and stood at attention.

But his eyes darted around nervously and he didn't dare to look at the Hokage who was sitting on the ground.

Shizune anxiously called for the Medical-nin to come and treat Chiyo ...

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Trees Chapter 140 Kakashi: Hokage-sama! The Shinobi World is Doomed!

"Hokage!!!"

"We beg of you…”

"Save the Shinobi World! Save our Sunagakure!"

"If you don’t rein in Uzumaki Naruto, the entire Shinobi World will be destroyed!"

Tsunade and Shizune looked at the two old people crying and for the first time, they began to sympathize with their former enemies.

Chiyo sat on the couch, covering her face as she sobbed, her cries heartbreaking enough to move even the coldest soul.

Regardless of whether it was genuine or not, ...

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Trees Chapter 139 Jiraiya: Sunagakure is So Big!?

"Mm-hmm…"

"What a wonderfully relaxing day..."

Jiraiya swayed slightly as he walked through the desert, carrying a bottle of sake.

Strangely enough, his student, who is very good at making trouble, has been oddly quiet lately.

After all, he has been in Sunagakure for more than a month, but there hasn't been any explosion.

Jiraiya had been inquiring every day whether there has been a large-scale explosion in the Land of Wind.

However, no matter how much he...

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Trees Chapter 138 For The Sake of The Shinobi World, Naruto Must Be Brought Back To Konoha!

"Good, good, good!"

"I knew you just scammed me out of my money!!"

As soon as Asuma heard this, his face darkened instantly.

‘So the reason they agreed so quickly earlier was because they were making money off me?!’

‘I knew there was no such thing as a free lunch in this world!’

Shikamaru: “???”

Shikamaru, who was standing next to him, looked at Asuma in disbelief.

‘Damn it!!’

‘Was that really the main point here?!’

‘...

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Trees Chapter 137 Gaara! You Will Regret It!

As Gaara's words fell, the conference room plunged into dead silence.

All the older generation of Shinobi were dumbfounded.

Their faces were filled with a series of expressions, including confusion, shock, and heartache.

They even suspected that they had misheard because they were too old...

‘What the hell!?’

‘What on earth is Gaara saying?!’

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Trees Chapter 136 Asuma Confronts The Cultist Ahead of Time

"Deputy Cult Leader!!"

"There's really nothing we can do about the Ten Thousand Crawler Puppet’s malfunction!"

"The reason for the failure is due to the limitations of the materials!"

"If only we could use Chakra-conductive metal..."

When Kankuro, who was now called the Deputy Cult Leader, heard his subordinate's words, he stepped forward and slapped him across the face.

"Bastards!"

"You guys still want to use Chakra-conductive metal!?"

"Where would...

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Trees Chapter 135 Shikamaru: Sunagakure is Just An Ordinary Village

One month later...

Asuma led his team to complete their mission. On the way back, they happened to pass by Sunagakure, so he decided to let the team rest there for a while.

Besides, it would also give Shikamaru a chance to see his little girlfriend.

There was no helping it......

He knew all too well that Shikamaru disliked trouble.

The kid was always spouting things like ‘Women are so troublesome’ and the like.

Asuma figured that if things continued lik...

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Trees Chapter 134 Obito: Is This Guy Mocking Me?

The crowd erupted into cheers, leaving Naruto momentarily speechless.

To be fair...

What they were saying did make a weird kind of sense.

After all, in the past, Puppet Masters used to hide in the backlines, relying on sneak attacks and poison, with their real bodies being frail and weak.

But now, all Puppet Masters are very strong men.

They can just pick up their puppets and rush forward to fight the enemy.

In other words, they’d gone from glass cannons ...

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Trees Chapter 133 Don’t Worry! If You Leave This to Me, I Will Definitely Mess It Up!

Naruto had originally planned to just go through the motions.

But for the sake of the entire Shinobi World and to ensure his future descendants wouldn’t end up like Kankuro, he had no choice but to give it his all.

Naruto slammed the table and stood up, looking at Chiyo while suppressing the churning in his stomach, "All the old... Elders of Sunagakure."

"Please rest assured! Leave this matter to me… I’ll definitely handle it!"

Jiraiya chuckledsoftly and sighed i...

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Trees Chapter 132 The Shinobi World is in Danger!

The master and disciple followed behind Temari not daring to glance at the villagers around them...

“Oh ho…”

"How’d you get those muscles..."

"Why are they so perky?"

"Want to know?"

"Come to my place tonight... I’ll show you something real nice."

“Hehehehe…”

In a corner, two muscular men chuckled strangely, which sent shivers down the master and disciple’s spines.

Not only that, this terrifying scene can be seen everywhere in ...

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Trees Chapter 131 Jiraiya: Student! Save me!

The moment Naruto stepped into Sunagakure, he realized just how serious the situation was.

Not long after he entered the village, he discovered that all the villagers passing by were shirtless, muscular men.

‘Wait…’

‘What the hell is going on here?’

‘Did I really not enter Kumogakure by mistake??’

It is no exaggeration to say that there is not a single normal person walking on the street.

Naruto was complaining madly in his mind when he sudden...

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Trees Chapter 130 Kankuro: Sunagakure's Future is Full of Hope!

"Huh??"

"Corrupting the Puppet Masters’ discipline?"

When the master and the disciple heard this, they were completely baffled.

‘Since when could Puppet Masters cause such a big mess?’

‘It wasn’t like they were from Iwagakure, where Deidara could just blow up the village with his clay bombs.’

Naruto thought in confusion.

Jiraiya’s expression was particularly strange.

Let's not talk about whether the Puppet Masters’ discipline can be ch...

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Trees Chapter 129 Team 7 Is All Gone

"AHHHHH!”

“WHAT THE HELLLL!!”

"I’M SCREWED! SCREWED!”

"WHERE’S MY BOOK?!"

Early in the morning, Naruto's panicked scream was heard from the villa of Naruto’s exclusive training ground.

After sending off Adult Sasuke and Boruto, Naruto had immediately returned to his study, intending to burn those weird books.

But just as he took out the torch, he found that one book that had left a particularly deep impression on him was missing!!

The ot...

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Trees Chapter 128 Isn’t This Also a Kind of NTR For Kurama?

"You guys are leaving tomorrow?"

"So soon??"

Naruto began to feel regretful when he heard what Adult Sasuke said.

‘Damn it!’

‘I still haven’t fulfilled my responsibilities as a father today!’

‘I had just beaten Boruto once today.’

Adult Sasuke was silent for a while, then took out a scroll and threw it to Naruto.

"This contains my experience in practicing Lightning Release..."

"Please pass it to that guy for me."

Even though ...

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Trees Chapter 127 Sasuke Leaves Konoha To Find Medusa in Otogakure

The process of fusing the Byakugan with Hinata's eyes wasn't as difficult as expected.

When Hinata activated her Byakugan, her eyes already shimmered with a faint blue light. And when those harvested eyes were placed before her, they dissolved into Chakra in an instant, then seamlessly absorbed by her own.

Naruto was relieved that the absorption process did not require surgery.

After all, he didn't know how to perform surgery, and the thought of cutting into his future wife ...

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Trees Chapter 126 Urashiki: Ah! Momoshiki! Save Me!

"Aaaaah…”

"Arrggghh…"

"Momoshiki!! Save me!!"

Inside the temporary laboratory Naruto had set up in the Konoha’s training grounds, Urashiki's screams echoed nonstop.

Fortunately, few villagers dared to approach this area.

Otherwise, they might have thought the yellow-haired delinquent was conducting some kind of human experimentation.

In the laboratory, Uzumaki Stark and Naruto were both wearing white coats, and soaking in the jars behind them were 2...

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Trees Chapter 125 The Future Collector of Beauty Contact Lenses

"Cough! Cough!”

Urashiki lay on the ground, and coughed up a lot of blood.

There were a lot of internal organs mixed in the blood.

Boom…

Boom…

Yet, despite this, Kurama refused to let up and relentlessly hammered down on him with both fists.

With every strike, Urashiki coughed up a lot of blood.

If it weren't for the freakish physique of the Otsutsuki Clan, Urashiki would’ve long been reduced to paste under Kurama’s assault.

At the sam...

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