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Trees Chapter 34 Kakashi is Tired

“Huuh…”

"I'm... fine..."

"Just... give me a minute..."

Kakashi kept his forehead pressed to the ground, so it was impossible to see his expression at the moment.

But Naruto could tell he might have gone a little too hard...

"Kakashi-sensei, did I analyze your information properly this time?"

Naruto said with his hands on his hips, looking very proud.

Remembering how Kakashi had pinned him down at six years old and comparing it to Kakashi’s cur...

Trees Chapter 33 Almost Killed Kakashi With One Punch

Seeing her two teammates brimming with fighting spirit, Sakura quickly pulled a kunai from her pouch and held it defensively in front of her.

She at least had some common sense.

‘Kakashi-sensei is a Jonin Instructor!’

‘No matter how strong you two are, do you really think you can beat him?’

‘Why can't we just calmly discuss a strategy to get the bells?’

Sakura was getting a headache watching her teammates.

But Naruto and Sasuke are different. 2025-05-03 11:29:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Trees Chapter 32 Battle Plan? What's That?

Sasuke and Sakura immediately tensed up when they heard that they had to be prepared to die.

Both of their expressions turned serious.

Having experienced death firsthand, Sasuke naturally knows the meaning of that word.

As for Naruto, he just stared speechlessly at Kakashi’s retreating back.

‘If I hadn't watched Naruto Anime before, maybe I would have believed it.’

‘The ancestral tradition of snatching bells...’

‘Always with the same old routine...

Trees Chapter 31 Kakashi; Damn It! Why Me?!

Naruto then passed the Three Basic Techniques exam without any issues.

The plot where Mizuki bewitched him never happened.

Back when graduation was approaching, Naruto had still been hoping Mizuki would show up.

He figured he could at least go along with the act and get a free technique or two from the Scroll of Seals.

But who would have thought that a few months ago, Mizuki was already taken away by the Anbu for investigation because he’d secretly colluded with the ...

Trees Chapter 30 The Six Years Time Skip is Here!

From that day on, the class had gained a new habitual class-skipper, Uchiha Sasuke.

As the homeroom teacher, Iruka's face now has a few more wrinkles from the stress.

Meanwhile, at the grove by the river, there were also the sound of constant ‘bang bang’ and the sight of trees being dragged around.

At the beginning, Sasuke was completely exhausted after punching trees all day.

Fortunately, Naruto provided him with a special recovery potion.

After experiencing...

Trees Chapter 29 Punching Trees With Sasuke

"Go back first."

"We’ll talk about it tomorrow."

"Okay."

Naruto said without looking back. Holding Hinata's hand, he stepped into the glowing portal and disappeared.

Naruto was honestly a bit surprised that Sasuke had come to him.

After all, given how proud and aloof Sasuke had always been, Naruto figured he would only try to become stronger by himself, and would never come to him for help.

But truth be told, Naruto did need a teammate. If Sasuke couldn�...

Trees Chapter 28 Naruto's Turn-Based Taijutsu Style

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh…

Three purple cocoons suddenly appeared around Sasuke, and all the shuriken and kunai he’d just thrown were now flying back at him.

The sudden reversal forced Sasuke to cancel his Fire Release on the spot.

Because he understood one thing...

Since Naruto can transfer the Ninja Tools he threw, he could definitely redirect his Ninjutsu too!

‘Damn it!’

‘Why is this guy so strong!’

Before coming here, Sasuke had still bee...

Trees Chapter 27 What The Hell?! Why Doesn't The Genjutsu Work?

That evening, Naruto untied the ropes on his body and ended the weight training with Kurama-sensei.

Unfortunately, the grove didn’t look any better than before.

Because he was dragging a load of six or seven hundred pounds behind him, Naruto had only managed to take one step the entire afternoon, not to mention cleaning up while dragging the weight.

Looking at the chaotic mess around him, Naruto realized he’d have to spend some time tonight tidying up properly.

‘...

Trees Chapter 26 I Hope Jiraiya Can Discipline This Child Well in The Future

"Have you heard... the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki almost crashed into the barrier and died."

“No, no, I heard he was trying to commit suicide."

"In the end, he was stopped by Sandaime-sama along with hundreds of Shinobi."

“Seriously? Why would the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki try something like that?"

As soon as Naruto walked out of the ward, he heard several nurses gathered together and started whispering.

They are still talking about the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki tried to com...

Trees Chapter 25 You Are The Worst Jinchuriki I Have Ever Seen!

One month later...

By some miracle, the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki of Konoha survived.

When Naruto was first brought to the hospital, every single Medical-nin who examined him just shook their heads in resignation.

Everyone was convinced the kid didn’t have much time left. But then, less than a week later, they noticed his vital signs had stabilized.

Then the hospital declared him crippled for life. Seeing that all the bones in his body were broken, they said he’d be stu...

Trees Chapter 24 The Kyubi's Jinchuriki Almost Crashed Into The Barrier And Died

Kurama was grilling meat happily in the sealed space.

Little did he know that Naruto would actually do as he said.

Ninjutsu isn’t something you can mess around with!

Even someone like Kurama, who didn’t know how to use Ninjutsu, understood that playing with it recklessly could get you killed.

Not to mention Naruto, the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki, even if Jubi’s Jinchuriki let their Chakra go out of control, they would still die in the end.

However, not only had N...

Trees Chapter 23 Speed = Power

"Stand still."

Kakashi, with his usual lazy look, began poking and pointing all over Naruto once he was in position.

Naruto felt itchy after being poked here and there, and couldn't control himself from squirming around, which made Kakashi almost explode and start smacking him.

"Here... and here, that's about it."

"If your Chakra flows in this way, you should be able to break through and open the first Gate."

"Of course, to use the Eight Gates, you must undergo a...

Trees Chapter 22 Space-Time Ninjutsu is So Powerful

Kakashi's hands blurred and he completed the hand seals in the blink of an eye.

"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"

Naruto suddenly felt the temperature around him rise sharply, and then he saw a two-meter-wide fireball erupting from Kakashi's mouth.

But, to be honest...

He was quite curious whether those Shinobi who used Fire Release Ninjutsu had ridiculous lung capacity.

"Naruto!"

When Kakashi saw Naruto standing there in a daze, he immediately shou...

Trees Chapter 21 Naruto vs. Kakashi

"This distance..."

Kakashi stared in shock at the scene before him.

This is where Naruto usually trains, and it is the same place where they’d first met.

Kakashi roughly estimated in his mind that the distance from the Konoha Bookstore to here was about five hundred meters.

And judging by Naruto’s composure...

That wasn’t even his limit.

What really stunned Kakashi was that when he activated his Sharingan just now, he hadn’t sensed any Chakra fluctu...

Trees Chapter 20 What on Earth Did Sensei’s Wife Give Birth To?

“This is so weird!"

"Why can't I find that uncle..."

Naruto sat on the Yondaime Hokage’s face statue, confusion written all over his face.

He’d spent a whole week searching the village and still couldn’t find Guy.

He clearly remembered bumping into that green bowl-cut guy right outside the Academy’s gate before.

Swinging his legs and resting his chin in one hand, Naruto overlooked the entire Konoha Village.

In fact, the scenery of the village is r...

Trees Chapter 19 That Boy is So Terrifying, He Must Not Be Allowed to Live!

Naruto really didn’t know how to describe it...

These Konoha’s villagers are so enthusiastic!

To be honest, he didn’t even need a wooden cabin out here in the woods for training.

If he wanted to rest, he could just create a portal and head straight home.

There is no need to go through so much trouble.

But Naruto really couldn't resist these enthusiastic uncles, who kept scrambling to build a wooden cabin for him.

He felt kind of bad turning them down....

Trees Chapter 18 The Kyubi's Jinchuriki Must Be Locked Up!

After Hiruzen summoned Danzo to his office, the two got into another argument.

Their argument basically revolves around the Kyubi’s Jinchuriki.

The rumors Root had spread throughout the village were quickly put to a stop by Hiruzen, and he issued Danzo a final warning.

If Danzo ever dared make a move on Naruto again, then don't blame him for disregarding their past friendship.

Hearing that, Danzo responded with a cold snort, and the inside the office, they re-enacted...

Trees Chapter 17 Naruto's Identity as The Hero's Son is Revealed

Following Naruto's introduction, someone finally brought up the question that had been on everyone’s mind.

“Um…"

"Uzumaki Naruto, is it true that your father was the Yondaime Hokage?"

In an instant, every pair of eyes was once again fixed on Naruto, hoping to get a definite answer from him.

When Naruto heard this question, he instinctively froze for a moment.

‘How should I answer this question?’

Although he knew about his own life experience, he d...

Trees Chapter 16 A Certain Uncle

After Hiruzen left, the Academy’s new students followed the class assignments listed and headed to their respective classrooms.

Naruto walked into the classroom and immediately saw Hinata sitting in the back row.

At this time, many students in the class also noticed Naruto.

They had all overheard the adults clearly talking about what happened earlier on the school grounds.

All the kids now knew that this blond student was the son of the Yondaime Hokage.

Even th...

Trees Chapter 15 I Am The Hokage

When Hiruzen saw the commotion below, he didn’t feel so good.

The reason he’d let Naruto attend the Academy was so that the boy could form bonds with his peers in the village.

The rumors about the Kyubi were also part of his plan, as he wanted Naruto to experience pain early, so he’d grow to treasure everything he had in the village later.

Was there anything wrong with that approach?

Of course not!

After all, this is how almost all the Great Shinobi Village...

Trees Chapter 14 Uzumaki Naruto Has Arrived!

A month passed quickly with Naruto immersed in his training.

Ever since he mastered the technique of channeling power properly, his tree-punching efficiency skyrocketed.

One after another, the trees along the riverbank were flattened.

Every time Hiruzen saw Naruto knock down another tree, his head throbbed a little harder.

At this point, he kept blood pressure meds permanently stocked in his drawer...

He wondered what the hell was up with this kid!?

He was ...

Trees Chapter 13 Kakashi: A Moment of Silence For This Child's Future Teacher

The next day, Naruto’s figure once again appeared in the grove by the river.

Only this time, he used a portal to get there.

He walked up to a big tree and immediately started pounding on it with his fists.

Meanwhile, Hiruzen had just arrived at the Hokage’s Office and wanted to check on Naruto’s training progress for the day. As soon as he activated the crystal ball, he saw Naruto was beating on trees again.

This gave Hiruzen a massive headache.

He rubbed h...

Trees Chapter 12 What a Delicious Grilled Fish...Why Don’t You Eat It?!

When Sasuke and Itachi returned home, Fugaku was already waiting at the door.

He stood with his hands behind his back, staring at his two sons with a stern expression.

It’s clear that he's been waiting for a while.

Sasuke slowly woke up on Itachi’s back. Seeing his father’s serious face, he instinctively retracted his head.

It wasn't that he was worried about getting scolded for fighting with Naruto, but that he lost to an unknown guy... so he was afraid of being...

Trees Chapter 11 Getting Beaten Up By Me = Uchiha Genocide

“Do you yield?”

“Damn it… Ah!”

"I said, do you yield?!"

“You…Ah!”

Naruto kept hammering Sasuke with his fists, all the while shouting arrogantly.

Sasuke had never been humiliated like this in his life.

Not only did this guy not fight according to the routine, he even pinned himself to the ground.

And he kept yelling ‘Do you yield’ on top of that…

But worst of all, Naruto kept aiming for his face!!

The sheer humiliatio...

Trees Chapter 10 Fateful Duel

Following the voice, Naruto turned his head and spotted a kid with spiky hair and a poker face standing coldly behind a tree.

The ping-pong paddle symbol on his clothes instantly gave it away… this boy is an inherently evil little Uchiha brat.

Naruto immediately knew that this poker-faced boy in front of him must be Uchiha Sasuke.

‘But…’

‘Why the hell are you, an Uchiha, here??’

‘From the look on his face, he must’ve been watching me for a while a...

Trees Chapter 9 Success!

In the sealed space, once Naruto figured out how to measure Chakra, he immediately pulled out a batch of Redstone Lamps from the system.

To avoid messing up the aesthetics around the villa later, he specifically carried the items over to the open area near Kurama’s cage.

He hadn’t started renovating around Kurama’s space yet, so it was the perfect spot to build an experimental field.

Holding the Redstone Lamps in his right hand, Naruto began laying them out one by one ...

Trees Chapter 8 Chakra Unit

Ever since Naruto learned how to refine Chakra, he kept coming to the grove by the river to punch trees every day.

After doing it for several days in a row, it had practically become a habit.

Even when he wasn’t fully awake in the morning, his body would automatically walk itself over to the grove by the river.

By the time he came to his senses, he’d already started pounding the tree with a bang bang bang.

The only pity was that he still hadn’t made any real prog...

Trees Chapter 7 Hiruzen is Worried About Losing His Hair

Bang…

Bang…

Bang!

The next day, the sound of fists pounding on wood echoed through the riverside grove once again.

Fortunately, it was still early in the morning, so there were not many people around.

Otherwise, they would definitely come and complain about this kid disturbing the peace at the crack of dawn.

Today, Kurama didn’t even need to call Naruto. He woke up on his own at the appointed time.

He did a quick wash-up, had some breakfast, and...

Trees Chapter 6 Kurama-sensei Begins To Guide His Students

The next day, early in the morning.

Naruto went out during the day, which was something truly rare.

Even Hiruzen, who was working in the Hokage Tower, nearly dropped his pipe in shock when he found out.

In the past six years, Naruto could probably count the number of times he’d gone outside during daylight on one hand.

Even when he did go out, it was always at night.

And even then, he never ventured very far.

Hiruzen took a deep puff of his pipe and watch...

Trees Chapter 5 Feeding Kurama

Although Kurama was asking about the portal, his eyes never once left the roasting meat. Not even for a second.

Naruto looked at the barbecue suspiciously, then looked at the big fox. After realizing what was going on, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

‘Heh!’

‘I knew it! No one can resist the temptation of barbecue!’

‘Just look at him… his eyes were practically glowing green, and the drool was about to hit the floor.’

‘Yeah, nice try pretend...