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Early Access | Taking you under my wing | Bat Shit Crazy

Finally got up early especially to repost this!

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Sorry there is a Beep in the early access video and an ad at the end

I am working on it now re- rendering I don't know if I will get it uploaded before ai got to bed I'm really sorry. But it is rendering as I write this.

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Early Access - Taking you under my Wing

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Monthly Treat - Fishnet Scratching and Gentle Ear Nom

Password: fishnet Noms

I am really sorry. 

really though why are you lot still here putting up with my shit HAHA!

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PHAHAH My Career In Lyrics 🤣🤣

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Looking like I just got admitted into an asylum

This is a short you may need to check your emails. 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody hell.
Sorry my Patreon went from Safe to Psycho.

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Just over here making a bin bag look provocative 🤣🤣

Yeah I did this! I know I'm a lunatic...

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Someone called me a Patreon Floozy

And I'm not mad about it 🤣🤣.
I havent had that many sexual partners...
Mmmm depends how many is, many 🤣
And I don't dress provocatively, I just make clothes look provocative 😉🤷‍♀️.
So I was born to be a floozy. 🤣🤣🤣

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I'm really sorry my loves..

No early access tonight. I've had a really long day and I have headache so looking at my computer screen just isn't a good idea. I think to make sure I got enough videos for this month without having a breakdown because of my filming situation. I'm not gonna post on Sundays through December.

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Thanks for all the PayPal donations 🥰

You are too good to me you lovely people!
Nathan threw his money at me, while I was minding my own business in bed last night so I slowed it down and thought this morning ahh this would go well with a thank you 🤣🤣.
🥰

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It's picture day apparently so...

Here are some more from my snapchat some from ages ago but thought I'd share them here

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🤣🤣🤣 Here is the reel that I always hope no one will ever see

Not anymoreeeee.. 😅
This is where everyone leaves my Patreon. Why the hell am I dancing like that 🤣🤣

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And the awful 😅

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't with my face on some of these!
And my arms. Feel free to tip me on Patreon for any of the photos you've seen today 😆😆.

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Would you follow the White Rabbit? 🐇

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I filmed at Ricky's but..

He is having the same problem today with noise it seems so I am going to try again tomorrow. While he is out doing clients

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I need a new Santa Outfit.

There is a cute one on my wishlist if anyone wants to help a girl out 🥰.
Need is probably exaggerating I would like a new one and I think you would too 🤭

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Early Access - Kisses to Melt you 😘

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Incels? Femcels? What? Weekly treat

PASSWORD: reading


Todays video is just a chill whisper ramble just reading a magazine for like 40 mins or something. It's a long video

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Here is the video reel from the pics

No leg ups though no idea where they went. My phone was probably just like we won't put those in, you look like a twat 🤣🤣🤣

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Little rehearsal for you

Nath did record my part, I haven't seen it yet, They also recorded it there so when it gets sent to me I will share it with you. Sorry there was no appreciation video this month. Due to noise and the show it just hasn't been possible. 

I really do appreciate you all though I think you know that by now thank you so much!!! 


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Cradling you to sleep with soft singing

literally sang any words that came to my head LOL

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My show 😬

Hi Loves my show is tonight!
So I shall put early access up this afternoon but you might not hear from me much because I'm nervous and will probably be really overwhelmed after the show.
Me still in bed at 11.09 😬

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The not so good 🤣😂

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I know how much you have missed my Pale AF Legs

How here they reflecting all types of light. Bloody hell I am literally like iridescent wrapping paper 🤣.
And I'm all types of flexible now apparently 😅.
And YES! I will post the awful shots as well lol

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AMAZING NEWS!

A friend is allowing me to film there while all the construction is going on around me.
I know it's ok for me to take a break and stuff but honestly, I don't want to. I am happiest when I'm filming. It's been getting me down that I haven't been able to film as much as I usually do. I'm exhausted as well as I'm not sleeping well. So hopefully this will relieve some of my stress and I think it will be a quiet place to film so we will see.
Ricky my nail lad is an actual life saver.
I...

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Happy Thanksgiving to those who Celebrate it

Lots of love to you all 🥰

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WEEKLY TREAT - Pens Noms Writing day dreamily in a Diary

Password: PenNomsss

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Random videos from photos shots

Before I go back to sleep.
Here are some videos from me taking photos there are lots of random ones in here. Sarah (Lady ASMR) makes am appearance I hope she doesn't mind. I didn't ask 😬😅.
And my friend Eden is singing at the end so enjoy.

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Loves just let you know

I'm off for a week in December for Christmas. My sister is coming.
I know I'm taking my sweet time with customs this month. They are coming I'm just really behind.
I probably won't post another video on youtube this week because I need to save something for next week for while I get myself back on track.
I'm really sorry I'm a wreck this month.
I'm thinking about going for a diploma in acting. Start in January 2 days a week so at very worst I may have to cut my YouTube content ...

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Monthly Treat - Follow the light :)

Sorry Password is - Light
Hahaha every bloody time

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