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Day 10

Those care packages are gonna hit like a truck when they're all opened at once lol

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Day 9: A Nightmare

I stared in horror at a massive smile peering back at me. No, even that description doesn’t do anything that I am feeling, anything that I am seeing, justice. The creature in front of me was not just a man’s face with a wide grin looking at me. It was nothing but a smile, multiple times my head, almost seeming to be made of light in the darkness. The white eyes were small beads the size of my fist, the smile was all gleaming and pointed teeth, and despite being two feet away from...

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 117: A Fairy

What the fuck was that dragon ball z bullshit?! I had been watching closely but in the very next moment, half a microsecond it seemed like, Rinkaru was already behind me, a blast being unleashed in the same moment, nearly blowing off my head. My body had reacted on instinct and I was eternally grateful for Xilvia at the moment. Without her beating those instincts into my body… I’d be dead.

Her fucking ki blast or energy beam or whatever, had torn through my shoulder like a ...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 62: An Absolutely Terrible Day

Grack was not having a good day. He sat upon his throne, a proper throne, and sat with his massively fat body. The day had not started well, nor the last, or the one before that or that. The reason was utterly simple.

Grack was terrified.

Grack had not come this far by being incautious. If there was a threat? End it. From afar. With a horde of goblins. If there was a potential problem? Eat it. Eat it immediately. Don’t give it time or room to grow.

He was severely...

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[Likes] Day 9

(Care packages stack. And we're really getting close to the end of this arc lol)

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[Likes] Day 8: The Backrooms

Telling Jessica about everything had more of a spur of the moment thing. I just, I had to. No matter how good she made me feel, or how bad the thought of telling her made me feel, she was my friend. One of my two best friends. I’d been basically ignoring her and pushing her away because… because I’d be leaving back out in an apocalyptic hell scape and who knew what would happen to Jessica or Rick here? Would they disappear? Would the entire world just disappear?

I didn’...

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Day 8

(Boxes stack until opened, don't worry)

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[Likes] Day 7: Escaping

“Alright, the pizza is here.” Rick said.

“I can’t believe you sometimes.” I said, shaking my head.

“What? It’s pizza dude. Oh, yeah, no, don’t worry. I made sure not to get vegan or anything like that. You were like, there when I ordered it. It’s just pepperoni and sausage. Unless ya suddenly stopped wanting to eat those?”

“It’s not the pizza it’s… why did you order so many?! You ordered from like twelve different places! And fried chicken too?”...

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 116: A Trap

“Damn it. I wanted to fight the cavemen.”

“Derek! Now isn’t the time for that!” Tyler hissed out in a whisper, clearly worried.

Well, on one hand, he had the right to be. I was very good at what I did, namely, keeping me and everyone away from anything that could end us without much effort. And that was a lot of things at the moment. We were deep enough in the dungeon that I didn’t feel safe entirely. But it was better than being murdered by an assassin. Now we had peo...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 61: A Great Day

Today was an absolutely great day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the goblins were all passed out from exhaustion, the yells of the many mind controlled goblins wasn’t too loud, and my slimy self could finally actually move.

I slimed myself underneath my door, an odd but interesting feeling. It was like ducking your head except, you know, your whole body. Krrrgg was still sleeping behind me and she deserved some rest… especially after last night. It...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 60.5: A Slimy Slime gets laid

[Optional chapter! Completely a side story that can be skipped! Involves Slimy Slime having sex! NSFW! Lewd! XXX!] 


Alright. I was nervous! Really… really nervous. This… this was actually happening? I know that goblins are ‘promiscuous’ but this was just… I never thought I’d-!

If a slime could gulp, I would. Wait, I can!

Gulp

Krrrgg kept walking and I’d never been more aware of her body against mind before. And how… small I was....

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 115: Finally all on the same page

“What?! You’re a human from Earth?!”

I’d barely gotten my words out for half a moment before Tyler screamed that for all the world to hear. We may be deep in the jungle Tyler, but come on. People can still hear you, damn it. I repressed the urge to glare at him. He was shocked, rightfully so, even more so than when I learned he was from Earth. I wouldn’t get angry at him.

I continued with my story. I said how I’d been summoned using a Gem, pulled from...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 60: A Goblin 'Party'

There had been many words thrown my way. Great words. Important words. ‘Celebration’ had been one. ‘Throne’ another. These were things people would think of as, like, parades and stuff. A great King sitting on, looking out among his subjects. With dignity and respect.

Almost none of that mapped to the fucking Goblin Orgy my slimy eyes were being forced to witness.

Jesus christ, have some modesty! That thing can’t possibly- oof. Yeah, that’s going to sting in the- oh wo...

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Day 7

(Care Packages stack, don't worry)

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Day 6: A Dream?

I woke up, only to see… a hospital room? I was in a bed and-

People. I could hear people. Sounds. Birds. I sat up, only for my whole body to shake in pain. My eyes widened as I felt my body was no longer female. It transcended even the shock of being in a hospital bed. I was thankful for only a moment though, before I began looking for my sword. I glanced to my right, only to see a machine hooked up to my arm and an IV drip. I was-

Fuck! Right, the nurse. She’d given me a shot...

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Day 6


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Day 5: A Gender Change?!

I opened my eyes. I was lying on my back and felt… pretty good, all things considered. Considering my last thoughts… my last…. My last…

My status blinked and my environment was unknown but nothing could escape my last thoughts, my last experience, now unclouded by exhaustion. I fell into a stupor…

And remembered.

****

Over a thousand bodies lay dead, re-dead, after I had slaughtered them. I’d turn into a mechanical force, killing mindlessly. The fast ones h...

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 114: The End of Secrecy

“Well, that’s them.”

We looked across, into a strange cliff face with plenty of dotted holes along the bottom. Being this close, I could sense a little further and tell that every hole expanded a good deal, before connecting into a wide area.

Going in and out of those holes were cavemen. Honest to god cavemen. They wore pelts of different kinds of animals or monsters, one even wearing what looked like the ‘classic’ cheetah kind. We’d have to watch out for that, I hadn...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 59: Stats Galore!

It had been hours. Hours and hours and hours of eating nothing but hearts! Do you know what goblin hearts are like? They are exactly like human hearts in size, dimensions, looks, and maybe function? But smaller. As if they came from children.

My mood was an all time low. Worse… I hadn’t been alone. I’d convinced Michael to leave but not the one who’d brought me the hearts in the first place. It was one [Hob-Goblins], one of the Goblite as I continued to call them.

He had b...

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Day 5

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Day 4: Motivation and Endless Waves

Slowly, I opened my eyes. Above me was an unfamiliar ceiling but one that I’d seen once or twice in my life. The ceiling of any big store, hanging far above. The air smelled stale and it seemed quiet as the fluorescent bulbs shone down on me.

I rose to my feet… only to gasp and look at my body in awe.

I felt… I felt… amazing. Pain I didn’t even realize was there was gone. My thirst had been completely obliterated. I was no longer hungry and I felt like I’d had...

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Day 4

Bit of a short one today lol. But there's a few special options this time around! 

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Day 3: A Gift from the Gods

Ow.

Eyes. My eyes. I needed to open my eyes.

It took all the strength I had, but slowly, painfully, they opened like stuck shutters. Something was… gnawing at my hand. I looked down, only to see a rat. A small rat. A small rat with twelve eyes. I tried to twitch my fingers and it scurried off quickly.

This world is so fucking scary.

I couldn’t move. Everything was numb and cold. I’m more surprised I woke up at all. I wasn’t going to make it like this. I was rea...

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 113: Getting into the swing of things

“Riary, this tastes amazing.” I said.

“I hope you burn your mouth on it. Besides, Tyler cooked it.”

I nodded to Tyler, who was busy stuffing his face with his own cut of meat. He’d gotten the leg while I’d gone for an arm and he seemed incredibly happy with it. He seemed even more happy then when he’d been cooking with Riary earlier.

“It tastes wonderful.” Konohora added in.

As for what we were eating. T-Rex. Dismantling it with the four of u...

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[Slimy Slime] Chapter 58: Simple but Complex

I wasn’t a very shy slime but… the current situation was a bit…

“Are you comfortable King Slime?”

“Y-Yes. Uh, I’m… sorry.”

“You have nothing to be sorry about.”

I had overworked my body. That was saying a lot considering my whole body was made out of slime! I was pretty sure I might be just a tad, little bit, ‘dead’ if I wasn’t a slime. I could see the future now. My city, bravely marching on even after my death, becoming amazing. Sandra bec...

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Day 3

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Day 2: A very long day.

I woke up feeling like burnt rubber. Sticky burnt rubber.

“Ughh.”

I opened my eyes, feeling disgusting. I was covered in something. What on earth had I been-

Gods. Gameshow. Chocolate rain.

I shot up, heart beating, my eyes looking around. I was on the floor of a gas station, an empty gas station. The lights weren’t on and it was… morning? It was darker than yesterday but I remembered it slowly going from ‘dark’ to ‘Pitch Black’. I was pretty s...

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Day 1: A Chocolately Forecast

I opened my eyes and everything was wrong. It was dark like night but the sun was clearly out… except there were clouds above in the sky so dark that it might as well have been a particularly well lit moon than anything else. The air tasted foul, like rot and death and poison. It hurt breathing it in. I felt like I had been taken to a cemetery, no, a tomb full of ritual sacrifices.

And those were just my first impressions. When my mind caught up…

“WHAT THE FUCK?! WH...

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Day 2

And so we can continue! Onto day 2!

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[TTIABAD] Chapter 112: Fighting a T-Rex!

“What’s the plan?” I asked in a whisper. The T-Rex was currently in a pretty convenient clearing. And it looked… mean. My own eyes were shining in awe but I was really wishing we’d stayed behind with Kasandra to do those team exercises. We worked well enough as a team but we really weren’t exactly a professional unit yet. Experience alone would only be half the issue, proper training would have been invaluable.

Sadly, the other had been cooped up and I’d been just about do...

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