I woke up in an unfamiliar bed, in an unfamiliar place. I stretched, before the events of the past came rushing at me like a maelstrom and my pleasant reality was ripped away. Right. Work. Because that’s what my new fantasy life had become. What a ball ache.
I made sure to shower and clean up, properly brushing my teeth for the first time in, god, a week? Even Tyler loaned me a spare fucking toothbrush when we’d been traveling. This was only pseudo-medieval times, not the g...
2023-03-19 20:36:58 +0000 UTC
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I had far too many things to work on. The only saving grace was time. I had all the time in the world! Technically, kinda. Well I had a year before someone equally as strong as me was going to try to do unspeakable horrors to me but that was okay! If they’re my equal in strength, I’d just need to beat them with variety.
And what a better place to start than Magic?
The problem is… my magic is really disappointing. I know, for a fact, I can ...
2023-03-19 20:33:57 +0000 UTC
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In a pit in a hole in the ground, a demon rested. More an unusual occurrence than most would think. And this demon?
He had finally lost it.
“FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!”
I, I, I, Fucking Happy! After everything, after all that, after fighting for our lives. After nearly dying, after feel the fucking Hell Gem wake up and carve itself out and across my body?! After all of that… we lose?! He just fucking steals the Gems at the very end?!
2023-03-18 21:00:59 +0000 UTC
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You know, there’s something Roy used to say. ‘You’re a lovable idiot’. God I missed him. But more to the point! He used to say ‘A million things at a time.’ because there’s always more to be done and well…
I was really feeling that crunch.
Let’s go over my to do list. I had even made an actual one! I really felt the rustic wooden list added to the avane grande of the cave. Yes, yes, a fine piece of art. But enough about my great design choices! Instead, let’s s...
2023-03-18 20:57:22 +0000 UTC
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I was tired. Tired tired tired. So tired.
But there was work that I needed to do. And I did it. Brutal, dirty work. They came at me like animals, and I slaughtered them. Like animals. Well… they were animals but I didn’t think that was too important really. I felt like my mind was full of fuzz. I decided to take stock.
I was in perfect health and my MP was at half, all of the wolves lay dead or scattered, my mindless minions had disappeared a while ago, and the sun was startin...
2023-03-17 18:17:31 +0000 UTC
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In the divine realm and on a large couch, a group of Gods and Goddesses looked down on the world. Specifically, a specific world and on a specific Godling.
“Ha! Told you he’d get it done.” said Demon.
That wasn’t his name of course but he had taken to it like a fish to water. They had realized that the new Godling wouldn’t be able to hear their real names but they were all surprised to have seen he had adopted personal names for each of them. They all had found it amusin...
2023-03-16 18:03:37 +0000 UTC
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This one singular moment seemed to crystallize everything in front of me. I had known and tried to shake off that horrific non-feeling. That disassociation I had felt since arriving here. Like an invisible, unfeelable blackhole, only able to know that it's there by its effects. I felt like I had made progress in that respect. Having my life come down to this, to this singular moment, it felt like I had fully broken that spell over me. I could feel my slime flowing through my body in agitation...
2023-03-15 18:22:37 +0000 UTC
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I stumbled back in shock as Tyler and Riary just burst out of the freezing cold portal. Their appearance… Riary looked mostly okay, but I had never seen her so haggard and tired before. She looked like she hadn’t slept in weeks and like the sleep she had got hadn’t been good. Her. clothes were also rough white furs and judging by the amount of blood and stains on them, she’d been through a hell of a journey. I’d seen roadkill that looked more alive.
But that was nothi...
2023-03-15 18:18:52 +0000 UTC
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Anger was nothing new to me. This murderous rage, however, was certainly a first. It felt like my whole body was fluctuating between boiling over and running ice cold. It made me feel like I had become stone.
I had already tried to ambush the Alpha and that hadn’t worked, so I tried his lackeys instead. A ghostly blue fist flew towards one of the wolves and it tried to bite down.
Only for my hand to go through it.
Weak. I had been far too weak. In mind, mostly. Still was. ...
2023-03-14 18:16:49 +0000 UTC
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Tyler was tired. Very, very tired. It wasn’t just from a lack of sleep, he’d never fought like this before.
It had been months, months of fighting. The Yoolikan were absolutely no joke. Not to mention the Yeti’s, snowstorm and endless climbing. So much climbing. He and Riary weren’t doing so well. He’d done his best to protect her, to be her shield, but sometimes he just wasn’t enough. Long wounds across her midsection from a Yeti that had been hiding in the snow had gotten ...
2023-03-14 18:13:44 +0000 UTC
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Krrrgg was running for her life. The thing-that-was-NOT-a-slime had explained its plan to survive an attack by the Alpha [Dire Wolf] and its army. Krrrgg had no idea if it would work but it had given her the tools to succeed.
She cut down another [Wolf]. Her new axe was made of metal. She didn’t know what kind but it was glorious. She hoped she got to survive. Today could not have possibly gone worse. She had been sent out as a scouting party to investigate the weird Desire e...
2023-03-13 20:36:18 +0000 UTC
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I had at best a few hours before night fell and I had to seriously up my game or I was going to die. Not fighting and fleeing weren’t options anymore. It would take just one of those wolves to see and howl and then they’d all be on me, except I wouldn’t have walls.
I moved over to my Hob-Goblin prisoner. I needed information first and foremost. I was forever regretting not getting analyze. It was a skill so I could probably unlock it. If I survived that is.
I came down near ...
2023-03-12 18:07:28 +0000 UTC
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Cleaning up was utter hell. I had to take breaks and more than a few of the bodies just ended up being absorbed by the dungeon because I couldn’t bare to eat them anymore. Gods, I felt utterly revolted as I melted the corpses and absorbed them into me. The only saving grace was that as an [Acid Slime] it hadn’t taken long. Seeing everything just melt into a puddle, feeling it, knowing what I was doing, seeing all of the blood just seem to come out, I had a new trauma to add to the rest. I...
2023-03-11 19:30:22 +0000 UTC
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This, this, this was a real person! One that could speak and, and everything. Sure, goblin language seemed to consist of growls and screeches but they were specific growls and screeches. And right after I had been complaining about being alone!
The Hob-Goblin in front of me was female, quite clearly. They were wearing a loin cloth but that was it. Their breasts were just, full out there for the world to see. And they were dirty. I understood that goblins and I guess Hob-Goblins...
2023-03-10 19:34:41 +0000 UTC
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My body was being taken over. The world outside had faded. The battle, the giants, even Happy. All of it left me was I found myself drowning in more life force than I would have thought possible. I tried to understand it but it was beyond me. The Gem… it seemed like it was a key, a door, to the plane of life itself. A whole… universe, a whole reality, of pure life.
And nothing else.
It flooded my body and slammed into my soul. Konohora had said that she was drowni...
2023-03-10 19:31:45 +0000 UTC
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I felt like a dried out husk as I rolled back to my bunker. I wasn’t okay, but I was doing a little better. I felt more here. And I hated it. Whereas before I’d almost been on autopilot, now I noticed the trees around me, green leaves and brown bark. I felt the leaves weirdly flow through me as I rolled over them. I took more notice of how I didn’t have ears yet could hear birds chirping and didn’t have a nose yet could smell pine. I felt the weird strength I had and yet the lack of m...
2023-03-09 19:51:34 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes, you just had to accept your life had gone totally fucking insane. As I rode upon the back of a giant snake, as Titanic women battled a monstrously sized panther, into a horde of soulless monsters, as one of my… friends? Friends, recovered from assisted mutilation, I reflected on this.
My life has been insane since the day I woke up as a different species. Even on the day of, minute of even, that had been a secondary concern at best. Barely made the top five.
...
2023-03-09 19:49:03 +0000 UTC
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My first Dungeon Monster. I hadn’t made any because my PTSD was still, well, pretty bad and I was focused on walls. Walls. Always more walls. I thought that shit was suppose to stay dead and gone but even killing a bunch of wolves, didn’t really make me feel better. To be fair, most of the killing of wolves had become, distanced. Almost all of them had died to traps and then I just sat on the corpses and ate them. And for very obvious reasons, I tried very very hard not to think about tha...
2023-03-08 19:33:35 +0000 UTC
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Two days on the back of a snake traveling through a jungle, with a bunch of stiff warriors, a vigilant Hiyark, a peaceful priestess, and a horny sociopathic bard, was surprisingly… boring.
Absolutely dreadfully boring. The only source of entertainment was Happy. He kept making passes that ranged from ludicrously bad to uncomfortably good. He literally once raised his band and by some stupid magic, pulled back a bouquet of flowers for me. His damn hornyness seemed to abate half way thr...
2023-03-08 19:30:23 +0000 UTC
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A pack of wolves were prowling the area. Scent markers from other wolves in the area had not been renewed recently and that was both welcome and suspicious. The pack of seven had moved in to claim the territory but the lack of others had their hackles raised. They knew something was wrong but not what. They got their answer when they came across something entirely unnatural in a forest. It looked like a giant wooden cube, with a single tunnel stretching far out from it. The wolves were immedi...
2023-03-07 19:45:23 +0000 UTC
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“That was weird.” Tyler eventually said.
Tyler was currently looked much different than he had just yesterday. Riary too. Yesterday they were wearing pretty gruesome chunks of roughly cut wolf as a kind of fur clothing, now they were wearing actual fur clothes. Fur boots, fur pants, fur underwear, fur shirt, a fur coat. Riary was similarly bundled up tight but was also wearing a cloak with a hood over it all. They also had a backpack, similarly made of fur and some kind of ...
2023-03-07 19:39:57 +0000 UTC
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Astra. What was it? A lot of things. At its core, we can safely say that it’s an energy that all beings have and all beings generate. But even calling it an energy might be vastly incorrect.
What does it do? It does a lot of things. It naturally ages everything and everyone, even including regular monsters in a way. It’s responsible for a child becoming an adult, an adult becoming a senior citizen, and a senior citizen becoming a skeleton. But even undead produce astra and, for regu...
2023-03-07 15:31:27 +0000 UTC
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I hate melting and absorbing things, so, so much. It feels exactly like gnawing on something till it finally breaks away. Oh sure, grass is easy and fine. A plant? Bah, no problem. Bark or something wooden? Annoying, like eating something really really chewy. A stone? It’s like eating a fucking stone.
It also feels obscene to do stuff while eating. Like chewing with your mouth wide open while talking. But still, I don’t want to just sit here for hours while I digest a stone. Magic p...
2023-03-07 15:30:11 +0000 UTC
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I was feeling great! Good even! I had eaten the two wolves, greatly ignored how weird, awful, and gross that was, shimmied my way up out of the hole, and then repaired the minor damage to my door.
Then? Then I had taken a nap. Or, as I woke up to the sun shining on day 2 of my year stuck here, a sleep rather. And I was feeling absolutely amazing. The first rest had been cut short, the second has been me passing out from exhaustion and the third? The third had been heavenly.
Alrigh...
2023-03-07 15:28:54 +0000 UTC
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I immediately felt that absolute sheer terror and panic roll through me again. The memories of dying overlapping. First from a bullet near the heart and the second to a wolf tearing me apart. The feeling of pain, of numbness, of death. Of that moment of infinite oblivion right after where you feel yourself become nothing. Only to barely be brought back from the brink. Souls may move on and continue onward but a person is not a soul alone.
I slapped myself with a spirit hand, sp...
2023-03-07 15:27:40 +0000 UTC
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(Elsewhere)
Today was going to be horribly boring. A blessing and a curse.
These were the thoughts of Hames Hvilion The Third, King of Elysia.
His kingdom was a small one but it wasn’t without its own strengths. After all, they were much too much of a thorn for any of the bigger kingdoms to want to dedicate to and brought in more than enough trade. He had seen countless Kingdoms fall for that simple reason alone. They didn’t make themselves valuable enough or, rarely, wo...
2023-03-07 15:26:22 +0000 UTC
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I was being eaten. Pain, pain. I could feel sharp teeth piercing my slime and separating me. I reacted with the slime equivalent of a scream and trying to melt everything around me. That made everything worse.
Suddenly, I felt myself be torn apart and be splattered against the tree I had been resting against.
I opened my eyes and saw a wolf staring down at me. It was huge. It was easily 5x my height and had parts of me dribbling down its mouth. It was th...
2023-03-07 15:25:06 +0000 UTC
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I was falling, from outer space. Rapidly. Forget terminal velocity, I was seeing stars pass me by. I was probably moving faster than the speed of light. Before I could sigh in exasperation, a form lit up in my vision.
It was Chaos. She floated near me while I fell. Or was she falling with me? I really couldn’t tell.
“Well Godling, this is it. You made it through the whole process and are about to be sent to your new world. Just before you go, the Gods and Goddesses you’ve me...
2023-03-07 15:23:27 +0000 UTC
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A few hours later, I had made my choices. It actually required me looking at the armor tab near the end to fully decide on everything. Here’s what I had chosen and could actually “afford”.
Black Mage Cuff’s - A pair of pitch black and gold cuff bracelets once worn by a strong mage. When worn, it gives the wearer the ability to use the Magic Skill (Dark) at Tier 4 and the ability to turn into an inky immaterial shadow once per day.
It didn’t seem like much at first glance...
2023-03-07 15:20:22 +0000 UTC
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[Omen of Rape:
+20 skill points.
An exceedingly powerful creature, like a dragon, has seen a vision involving you and now will hunt you down in hopes of you or it conceiving a child. It won’t stop until a child is conceived between you, or it dies. The creature is always a Futanari. My, how fun~.]
My mouth gaped in horror. That was the starting option for the curse? Get raped by something so much stronger than me that it might kill me on accident? Be force...
2023-03-07 15:19:09 +0000 UTC
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