Half Wolf

Good Girl Full Moon

I. love. Target, you guys. Smelling candles, useless fake plants, the PAINT SECTION AT HOME DEPOT?!!!! I fucking LOVE decorating and cleaning. Since I was 16, I've had an entire Pinterest board dedicated to getting married, I think I'm brave enough to admit it. I feel safe with you. 

I think my biggest fear is domestication. It's waking up one day, dropping the kids off at school, spend the day cleaning the house, wait with cheesy potatoes for the husband. It's so strange, because ...

There's no such thing as Minneapolis

I wrote this song about a year and a half ago. It's just iphone and piano. 

This is an example of something I wrote that'll probably never see the light of day. But it's really fun to forget about songs and then listen back to them a year later and be like "ummm? when the f*ck did I do this??"

My song and I are super grateful that it has a life beyond my voice memos, so thank you for listening. 

Episode 2: V.U.P. (very unimportant person)

Mommy's doing story time, stormi!!! Featuring heavy breathing from walking.

In this episode, I reflect on the weirdweirdweird world of semi-famous men and  internet v.s. reality. The whole experience gave me new insights on how I view social media and how straight men interact with me when I present myself more masculine.

THANKS FOR LISTENING

Timestamps: 

0:00 - 10:30 breakin' down the timeline

10:20 - 10:48 brief intermission of second guessing life ch...

Devil Mother Makes Satanic Offering

So, now that I have let you under the skirt of my old soundcloud channel, it's story time.

This song I wrote while under the surveillance and imprisonment of my ex's mother in Wisconsin. I am not exaggerating. She monitored my food, talked about me in 2nd person at the dinner table, drove me to and from work. 

Oh, and my ex had an Oedipus complex. Not literally, but kinda. So it was always Mommy knows best. 

One day, I journaled in red pen and big letters came out:...

Episode 1: Where do I begin?

This is really scary and vulnerable for me!!!! But I feel extra alive, like sky diving. 

All about who I am, why am I doing Patreon, when did I start in the industry, what are my wildest hopes and dreams for the future! 

It's vulnerable to want something in this day and age. It's scary to share directly.

But what. 

the fuck. 

I am waiting for?

I really needed to ditch my perfectionist (hi, Virgo!) on this one and just speak from the hear...

The first song I wrote on guitar:

This song is what I would constitute as the first guitar song I ever wrote. I had just dropped out of college. I was 19. I looked like this.

I started playing guitar because I wanted to be a folk singer like Jenny from Forest Gump. Like Joan Baez or Bob Dylan.

After dropping out of college, I moved in with my boyfriend of the time, Jacob, and HIS ENTIRE FAMILY about 20 minutes outside Marshfield, Wisconsin. Look it up, I dare you. They were super rich, super catholic so I had my o...